"Soybrow"

Everytime i see a man with a beard do this with their brows, it makes me fucking sick.

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at least they dont show their teeth

and yes, i have a beard, so im not jelly.

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the soy equivalent of 'i'm highly intelligent and my opinions matter greatly' at least in their own mind

How do such unattractive people manage to get out of bed in the morning?

they think their beards make them masculine.

Cocking one's eyebrow is pretty normal Norway, soy or not.

heey vsauce michael here

The raised eyebrow has been a facial expression for centuries.

its not normal when you only do it for pictures.
>opening your mouth is normal as well
but not in pictures.

those men all look like they have high testosterone, though... that's how you go bald and grow a thick beard, Norway. nice education system you have there.

same has gasping.
do you approve soyboy mouth pics?

i want to punch you really hard with a fucking chair.

found most of the pics in a beard forum.
all they talk about is:
>beard products
>how unsecure they are about their beard growth.
>how we should take in more refugees (yes, u heard right)
>star wars and video games.

If this is the tiny tiny hill you want to die on user, go for it.

gl with that bro

Those aren't gasps, they're some kind of autistic mouth gape to try to convey excitement.

and they do this brow thing only on their pictures for some reason i dont understand yet.
if anyone is guilty of doing this, please explain to us normal people.

none of these men looks like soyboys tho

a lot of men who have beards aren't posting them on forums. your sample size is egotists.

t. soybrow

I feel as though we are going to keep adding expressions until Jow Forumsfags can no longer do anything besides clean shaven pokerfaces.

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"Men" that take photos of themselves are complete tossers

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Well, yeah, it's hard to take quirky selfies without looking like a womanly faggot.

>Giving this much of a fuck about 'Soyboys'
We're reaching levels of soy that shouldn't even be possible

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there needs to be an official "burn a beard" day

every week

wanna light mate?

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Pretty edgy neck tattoo. It makes you look like a soyboi that likes spiders.

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this warmed my heart

I dont think thats true. Middle eastern men have alot of hair etc and go bald at the same rate as western men

Have you ever had you molars removed with brass knuckles before ?

beautiful ain't it

what happened to your lovely beard (soy boy's name)?

the bigger boys burnt it off and I was too scared to stop them

kek

hes one of them soybrows

Brass knuckles are illegal in Australia thought i would share that

no but if you even think about it I'll take your head off and put it back upside down kid

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I heard guns were illegal too
How did that turn out.

Really fucking shitty. But men in the west are far less mentally stable than 40 years ago so its nice to not get shot up by some randy stair

Well its either picking up your teeth after I remove them or I just shoot you in the face.
Thinking twice about putting that knife in the bin maybe?

So good ole knuckle duster dentistry is preferred.
Right-O m8

still got my sawn off pen knife buried in the garden mate

bring it on

WOW! It's an edgy faggot!

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Leftist men are average IQ bitches that desperately follow all the latest trends. They live their lives according to what others think of them. Just accept it.

OK TOO FAR
mocking soy face was hilarious and poignant

but raising an eyebrow?
come on. lets not make eyebrow stuff mean anything. we all need to use our eyebrows.

we don't want a future where everyone is poker faced all the time because every facial expression is racist or soy or whatever. it's already bad enough just trying to buy clothes that don't mean anything or aren't associated with something. now i gotta watch not just what i wear but what i do with my brows?

MY BROWS MY CHOICE

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>raising The People's eyebrow
listen here you roody poo, it's the gaping jaw smile and dead eyes that makes soyboys so creepy

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I'm glad you at least have that much
Manhood left.
Lay off the beards.

I like your style brah

>this kind of degenerate browses Jow Forums

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dumb frogposter

Sorry man, it’s not the same thing. These aren’t soyboys, you can’t be a soyboy with a large brow ridge and hunter eyes. Soy boys don’t have masculine features.

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>>how we should take in more refugees (yes, u heard right)
so the shills and bots have infilitrated the beard community to push propaganda. wow
>the beard community
ok maybe this has gone too far

beards shouldn't mean anything. it's just hair maybe you grow it maybe you don't. it shouldn't be a statement, it shouldn't define who a person is.

having a beard and raising an eyebrow. i wont let the soys have it. they don't own that.

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This soy shit is becoming more autistic by the second.

Youve never been excited about something? what a sad life you must lead

take the brow pill

You look a lot faggier than any of the soyboys in that pic.

>balding
>overweight

Can you at least try to not be a meme?

He looks like Zangief in Street Fighters.

soybrow detected

You look like a white mc ride except less talented/notable.

>being a browlet
Too much soy.

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You're a bunch of poofs and whinging women caring about what other men look like. Go back to your knitting circle. Damn.

inb4 varg

so you just go full American Gothic in your photos? do your hands ever leave parallel position to your body? do you never have a picture taken due to lack of friends and family? next thing you faggots will critique is a closed mouth smile or thumbs in your pocket. soy boys don't create these trends, they mimic them once they see an actual man doing it.

>browlet
You can stuff a pillow with my lush fantastic eyebrows it doesn't change the fact that the soybrow smirk's been found out.

1/10

Only posting to call OP a fag.

tv has a similar meme. Pixar face or something.

just mu opinion.
its just hair.

What does this have to do with politics.

Sage in all fields.

You shouldn't post images with that kind of filename Anders, you doxxed yourself

The dreamworks face
Not really exclusively tv anymore.

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your lack of bants with bong made today a bad day for the USA

>tattoos
>mystery race
>upside down hair
literally kill yourself

you can just search the image.
its not like its a secret. my last name is Kittilsen

im norwegian. its top tier white.

my computer is currently processing

I think that expression is only bad if it's added to
1. having the soyboy aesthetic (ugly pube beard, thicc framed glasses, feminine facial structure, gaping mouth)
2. actually being/acting like a soyboy
If you're not a soyboy, you can do whatever facial expression you want (except the gape).
Thicc brows are a good sign of manhood.
>viKangz

Fuck right off cheese dick

Hallo bror. Hvordan har du det? Jeg heter vann fra kikebook.

>those lips
>thick hairs
>has the kind of tattoo people with 90 iq who drink bear and makes fart jokes has
>The literal monkey approves
>fat
>face tattoo you're stuck with
I rate kalergi/10

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haha. verden er liten :D

lol a larping manlet. & you don't look very Norwegian either.

any reaction in a selfie is fucking pathetic. just smile or dont like we used to do in pictures. if its a 3rd person shot of an actual moment, fine whateveryou probably didnt even know someone was taking the pic and now you feel gay. but if youre doing it on purpose for yourself, then youre an attention seeking homo and your pic taking rights should be taken away along with your birthday.

>Der Untermensch
user why

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anyone who grows their beard out that long, who isn't some nature freak living in a cabin, is a fucking loser.

way to hide your ugly, fat, aging faces under something that just attracts an ungodly amount of bacteria (every time you piss, flush the toilet, touch that monstrosity, vapor gets trapped in your faggot beards--there's been numerous studies on this)

cheap tattoos

>baldness means I have high testosterone!
No, it means you have shit genetics.

im 182

not all native norwegians have blue eyes and blonde hair

wow nords masterrace

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What if you shave your head and are not balding?

Then you are a nigger.

I think they're trying to copy all the characters in all the dreamworks movies who make that face.

pixar_vs_dreamworks.png

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lmao whats with baldies growing their beards?

>soyboy vs nigger
Gosh, what to choose...

nord trying to be a nigger

what a time to be in

it's like the tattoo artist purposely drew cocks on his chest and arm.

beards exist for a reason
i don't know what this reason is
might be just evolutionary detritus like a facial appendix. but i'm also not sure the appendix is as useless as people think. we used to think the gallbladder was pointless.

maybe it traps bacteria in a good way. lets your body collect and sample the environment in a low impace way to immunize against potential threats.

Only a Lenny kravitz Jew Nigger would make that response.