Mike Cernovich goes to my gym, wut do?

Do benchpress's, but every rep count out

1 GORILLION
2 GORILLION
etc etc

>this

challenge cernobitch to a fight

Kek my fucking sides, take the (you) ya magnificent bastard, you have earned it.

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slip him a thumb drive
filled with
red pill books
from pol archives

Watch which machines he goes to and place the drive on the seat and see if he takes the bait.

tell him his hair looks like shit

maybe I’ll put videos of speech therapy lessons on the drive too. I used to have a lisp too.....when I was 12

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redpill him on the JQ once and for all

Just go up behind him and choke him to death, then drop a weight on his face to polish him off.

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subtle but simultaneously "in your face"
that was top kek, sir, you're a scholar and a gentleman!

>"Hey Mike, I-"

>"Did youth bwyth my ebwook?"

>"Uh, no-"

>Goes back to tweeting

razor his achilles in the shower

Come thay it to my fath puthy

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Ask him "Are you Kike Cernovich" but say Kike pretty fast, when he asks you to clarify say "Mike," but when you say goodbye call him "Kike" again.

Ask him about Loom.

Make a fake copy of his book cover (Bonobo Brainwaves) and ask him to sign.

Ask him about Alan Dershowitz

have fake mobilfone conversation near him to see if he retweets. give a belief that you work for raytheon or lockhheed then bread crumb intrigue that is irresist for him.

Go ask him what he meant by this
gab.ai/occdissent/posts/22745601

Ask him about monkey mindset

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mayb fear of s400 ruining future sales

Ask him what his bench PR is
Then laugh hysterically and walk away

Walk up and ask "Hey are you Mike Cernovich?" When he says yes just say "Oh" and walk away. If he tries to engage you just politely say you aren't interested. It'll eat at him.

Wasn't it called Baboon Mentality?

It's lonely at the top
youtube.com/watch?v=ex2fRdBCEjM

Ask him if he's done with the thquat rack

Gorilla Gonadding

whip it out and start masturbating

there is a pic around of him deadlifting and he's one of those retards that stares at the ceiling through the lift. Probably just takes trt

Asp him for iss sautograph

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Found the psychopath

Marsupial Thoughtcrate

>ab machine
u r gay

>Start video recording
>"Hey Mike, can I get a selfie with you? Huge fan"
>Get up next to him
>"3... 2... Jews did 9/11"

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Bonobo Approach

Monkey Hermeneutics

Mammal Mentality

Lemur Lifestyle

Gorilla Gonorrhea? was he blacked?

>for some reason I don't wanna approach him
You're intimidated by a twitter guy. Lol

>Use machine
>Stop using machine
>Use phone
Listen if he wants to he can, someone can just ask and he'll move

Ignore him like the nobody he is.

Ask him why he is a flip flop block bitch

Fart Rape him

Ape Escape

violate the nap on him REAL good

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Just run up and drop redpills on him, and the more redpills you drop the louder you get, until you're standing there following him and screaming redpills until you're blue in the face.

I did that to my dad.

Did he take away your legos afterwards?

Howler Headscapes

Gorilla Gesticulations

Baboon Brainwaves

Harambe Headspace

Lemur Lifestyle

Mandril Mindframe

Orangutan Outlook

Silverback Suppositions

Ape Attitude

Simian Semantics

approach at an oblique angle until you're about four feet away and mumble "Jow Forums pol says hello"

when he gives you a quizzical look, repeat your message louder and avoid eye contact. stand there awkwardly for a beat and lurch away

I was drunk so all I remember is blubbering and saying MUH gorillion

Come up right behind him and stare at his phone. Make him feel uncomfortable. When he confronts you, tell him that Jow Forums says hi.

Now this is some quality fucking content

Anybody else feel the good vibes in the air?

Go up to him and tell him some creepy faggot took a photo of him and posted a thread on Jow Forums.

talk to him in a lispy high pitched voice

Oh my fuck that's not even him. That's just some Armenian sitting on some dumbbells picking out a ringtone for his new iphone while deeply pondering the social, economical and political ramifications of each specific ringtone.

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I had Michael Strahan at my old gym and I never tried to talk to him, so I know how you feel user. However you have a lot in common with Cernovich, just tell him you’re a follower and a Trumpist

Tell that curnavavitch to tweet in the lady's room with the rest of the pussys, it's time for gains!

lmao dude that is some top tier mind-fucking right there.

this is good advice user...

It's not intimidation, I sound cucked I know... I met Tony Hawk about seven months ago and said hi to him no prob. But Mike Cernovich is much more famous.

Tell him you liked how he BTFO'd Scott Pelley on 60 Minutes then when he's all like thanks bro make him feel like it had nothing to do with him and you just really hate Scott Pelley or 60 Minutes

Gym faggots have a dress code, like regular faggots?

do you look any better fattie?

Anyone who has worked out knows that a cotton flannel shirt is restrictive and makes you sweat more. So yah, you fat fuck.

challenge him to a game of shpoople
youtube.com/watch?v=-E1AkpKsY1I

call him a kikel