The Suburb Wooing Millennials With Avocados, Kombucha, and Cheap Houses

fucking skwisgaar skwigelf shilling for the suburbs

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because he's fucking a white male and needs to take a step back out of that WOCs space

This shit make me rage way harder than it should be, that's weird. I feel threatened and I dont even know why, it's probably the faces.

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Who would be actually be attracted by the promise of shit like this? Oh my fucking god its disgusting.

Hi Roissy!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

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everyone has terminal soy-mouth except the pepe-smug negress

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Jesus fucking Christ. What went wrong? Why do people talk like this? Why are people so fucked up? Why can't everyone just die already.

Everything about this is WRONG
PS: I hate niggers

Moooooore faaaagggot shit!

One of the pluses they mention are that they have avocados

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>everyone has terminal soy-mouth except the pepe-smug negress

its because she has more testosterone than all of them combined

Of course a fat kike made this

I hate this comic so much. I want to go back in time

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DON’T RUIN AURELIO’S FOR ME GOD DAMMIT

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Is this supposed to be a parody?

>None of the women acknowledge Glasses McHairline's orbital existence
It has some notion of realism atleast

no its a serious ad they want to show millennials how hip and cool they are

>balding faggot
>everyone wears glasses
>artisan street fair
You mean unemployed bums fair
>rock climbing gym
What is wrong with ordinary gym? This is just a pretentious faggoty activity.
>brunch, farm to table cafe
Stop over inventing simple concepts. Here is money, here is food. Give me food. Now fuck off.

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SOYPARK

Kombucha is some great stuff, you should try it. Gives you a little energy, very refreshing, amazing for your gut. It's expensive af though so I'm getting my own scoby soon and making it at home

Someone reads Heartiste...

heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/04/10/pozburbia/

>liberal suburb
This really triggered me so I'm going to go on a bit of a rant. A liberal suburb is a stupid fucking idea, the entire idea of a suburb is not merely living around people similar to yourself, it is preserving some portion of your housing expenses as equity. Now these dumb fuckers will approve of things like section 8, refugee housing, and homeless panhandlers and they will elect an HOA and a city council that will promote these things while trying to stamp out "problematic" things like business owners, white people, and churches. The entire suburb model falls apart when you try to mix cuck ideology into it.

*a little extra energy is what I meant

Good stuff, the author also thinks the comic guy is a kike

Also from the article: here's the artist

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I am so fucking triggered right now. I would fucking kill myself if I had to live in a community much less with these aspies.

you are currently my favorite Croatian

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he is

comicmix.com/2017/10/28/marc-alan-fishman-shabbat-shalom-mother-trumper/

The Negro stole her phone and she no one has noticed

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Whomst man is this negro and what is thine purpose

I figured he was gettin dem digits from the used up tumblrite

lel imagine that

And they are fat....

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we i think they were going for accuracy

There is a really shitty idea for a suburb like this in dfw off of 35w. It is called harvest and is built on a farm southwest of Denton and buttfuck far hour + traffic to Dallas or Fort Worth. I only know of it from having to visit it with my California realative. It started in 2013 and there are numerous lots available. All houses are $400k+ which is debt slavery to most of dfw. We looked at one cuck's house that they were so desperate to sell. Had pictures of black kids and them for some reason. Anyway, this house was right next to the community gym/farm/playground/cofee shop. (They turned the original farm house into a store with a cofee shop.) this is faaaaaaar away from everything and once you are there, you'll never be able to leave. I'm talking comunity bikes avalable along with $1200 per year homeowners association fees.

70 percent of Americans are

>Naming your kid Zen

Why does this town condone child abuse?

We should edit it for a white nationalist neighbourhood

Holy crap guys check the right lower corner
Based on actual people living there

>Zen, Reily, and Dylan

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I'm going to laugh when he grows up to be a rageaholic

I noticed that

Zen is a retarded, pretentious name and they should probably be shot.
It's spelled Riley. I should know. Spelling it any other way is also pretentious and retarded.
Dylan is alright but he probably wants to hang himself because Zen and Reilly are such massive fucking faggots.

meme this. Illinois is a fucking shithole. Might as well round up all the Millennials and ship em out there.

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Yeah, like that fat sheboon would go rock climbing or play guitar.
And here we have a nigger with a "local food" shirt, which is just a common sight all over America.

Is 'local food' some kind of welfare shirt?

Pretty amazing when you think about it. There is no other place on earth where you can buy three different kinds of food in one weekend.

I'm guessing this would actually just disable safety permanently? Or is it not a meme and just liberal dumdum?

Just think. These idiots are making the guy selling the lots an enormous amount of money.

kek

>woman with dolphin tat on forearm
>wearing leopard print dress
>names kid 'zen'

Top kek

Times are hard for everyone man.

Traced faces/poses + badly drawn everything else.

It clashes.

Well he gotta trace the faces from somewhere?

Btw, what's up with the left kid's hand? Elephant man?

God is a sick bastard. I know hell is supposed shitty, but I think this is taking way too far.

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The last phase before the collapse is when people can no longer feel disgust at themselves. Their existence has become a parody because the normies are soulless. They have descended beyond self-disgust. To them hell is heaven, and vice versa.

don't know much about guns, but Jow Forums says that this could turn the AR full auto, making it illegal. the meme is supposed to make soyim fall for it and get jailed.

>Dylan is alright
>named after latter-day moses

To paraphrase Hunter S. Thompson; "God didn't do that, Jew did it!".

Nietzsche said it best: the overwhelming majority have no souls.

It is a modern lie, deluded by democracy and egalitarianism, to believe that everyone has a soul. Most people are not even persons. The best these sheep should hope for is a nice parcel of land on a landowner's field to grow a half acre of turnip.

You know how an 80% lower isn't 100% a gun in the eyes of the ATF until you drill some holes in it? Well a 100% lower isn't a 110% fully automatic lower in the eyes of the ATF until you drill some holes in it.

That hole is the bridge too far that signifies intent and sends the ATF after your dogs.

Long before high school the housing bubble will burst and the shell of this development that remains will offer none of these things.

>could
That hole shows INTENT. If that hole is there, it is assumed that you are intending to break the law & convert to full auto. Don't try to understand the law, it just is. For some reason we can't have full auto weapons.

>logging some time at the climbing gym
i know this isn't the point of your post, but the language is telling: she isn't going to practice or improve her climbing, she is going to pass the time, to fill up her schedule with an activity that she can talk about. it isn't about the result, but about completing an activity. she has no goals.

>when corporations try to emulate actual human communities

>tattood, overwieght, hair-dyed, blacked white woman
>zen, reilly, dylan kid names
this is some pretty on point satire

Why does this make me want to die?

Even their idealized fantasies look disgusting.

I'm surprised they have a flag up. Are they going to burn it later?

>Dylan

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Suppressive fire is the reason user.

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woudnt be a shame that someone start posting similar ads in old jewish neighborhoods?

Are you sure it's a Dolphin?
I might be tired, but it looks like a Marlin to me.

oh, i do understand very well. the leftist elite leaders wouldn't want us to defend ourselves. just look at germany... our gun laws are hitler's legacy. after '45 pretty much everything hitler has done got removed - apart from gun laws.

Not satire, read bottom right text of image.

>An advertisment for a desirable life has an ugly african wife berating her beta male husband
>This is meant to be appealing
Americans sure are funny people.

this makes the whole thing a hundred times worse
knowing that THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST
COALBURNERS AND MUTTS AND NIGGERS LIVE THERE

Its also is almost as much nigger as chicago so who the fuck wants to live there

That place looks like hell on earth

You're our guy!

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If anyone takes the Red Line around Chicago you can see these lame ads all around the train. My friends and I were going for the cubs game first thing we did was laugh at this gay ad.

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No. Don't imagine that. That way lies madness.

>first thing we did was laugh at this gay ad.

What was the second thing?

This croat isn't cowardly