/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Based McCain edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets w/GOP congress and governors 4/12/18
youtu.be/aEs10ixWrYc
>Pres Trump on Tax Cuts for American Workers 4/12/18
youtu.be/iz2e-MqTD8M
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania w/students 4/12/18
youtu.be/VI13c1wAKeE
>AG Sessions on Fair Housing Act Anniversary 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443948-1/
>SoS Nominee Pompeo Confirmation Hearing 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443693-1/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/ChairJC Gen Dunford @House on budget 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443542-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Fox on Econ Growth 4/12/18
youtu.be/KV5cu6w9eU0
>NatlGuard Chief Lengyel @House on budget 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443754-1/
>ActingICEDir Homan @House on budget 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WHBudgetDir Mulvaney @Senate 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443415-1/
>DoD Video: This is your Military 4/12/18
youtu.be/ng1yVE8IwoQ
>Acting IRS Com Kautter @Senate 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443521-1/
>Pres Trump signs HR1865 to allow fighting sex trafficking 4/11/18
youtu.be/rbuhPQKmg8c
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Slovenia DefMin 4/11/18
youtu.be/4q98oTDcyIs
>AG Sessions in NM on border patrol/Natl Guard 4/11/18
youtu.be/hvkzpfQHPwo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC 4/11/18
youtu.be/xtRiPsh3Ssc
>UNPolCounselor French @UNSC on Situation in the (African) Great Lakes 4/11/18
youtu.be/lqauD3h6OF4

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youtube.com/watch?v=e5oBBziEl8E
youtube.com/watch?v=z2M_n00r_Uc
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wooo maga! build the fence!

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wh*tebois don't stand a chance

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Go here first

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Hey, I'm supposed to keep this thread alive with cowtits until everybody cycles over.

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So what's up with this Verizon outage originating from Tampa's Military Central Command

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this is what Trump general is now

it's either badly paid, inexperienced children working as shills or badly written bots

then the threads are filled with large breasted women, furries, anime, and a lot of what looks like someone bashing their hand on the keyboard and posting a meaningless picture

this is normal now, and it's these are the best tactics that they have come up with to beat us

if i was betting man- i would bet on full republican control of the house and senate for at least the next 4 years

dems haven't changed one bit since their staggering loss in 2016 (a long fucking time ago)

Nigger

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wew
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nice trips

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BTFO COMMIES
youtube.com/watch?v=FnxBSYnAr74

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wew, almost let the thread die.
Remembered that the tawawas got animated.

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excuse meeee source??

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I'm being nice this time because I'm in my post-orgasm glow.
Getsuyoubi no Tawawa.
Or in english is Tawawa on Mondays.
My man Himura draws fantastic tig bitties.

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ty bud

More Tawawas.

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Im just wondering
How many of the muslims are closet faggots?

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Why do pics of dead children in Syria mean WW3 while pics of dead white farmer's children in South Africa mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ?

Well you see

Dick Cheney (former vice president of the United States)
>Rupert Murdoch (media mogul and chairman of News Corp)
James Woolsey (former CIA director)
>Larry Summers (former head of the US Treasury)
Bill Richardson, (former Governor of New Mexico, an ex-ambassador to the United Nations and
United States Energy Secretary.)
>Michael Steinhardt
Jacob Rothschild
>Mary Landrieu. Former United States Senator from Louisiana

This is Genie Energy's Strategic advisory board - Genie via its Israeli subsidiary Effie Eitam owns drilling rights to the Golan Heights

The Golan Heights are Israeli occupied Syrian lands

If there is no Assad / Syria there is no other claim to the Golan heights

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>At the outset, position yourself at the furthest oppositional point when it costs you nothing; then leverage inward toward your opponent as they expend their resources to meet your stance.

>Leverage: don’t make deals without it. Enhance
- Donald J. Trump, Trump: The Art of the Deal
What did he mean by this?

economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21677597-geologists-israel-think-they-have-found-oilin-very-tricky-territory-black-gold

>The biggest problems, though, revolve around the issue of sovereignty. Israel’s decision in 1981 to annex the Golan (unlike the West Bank, which remains formally under military occupation) caused a diplomatic crisis with America. The heights are still regarded internationally as illegally-occupied Syrian territory. Israel’s leaders in the past have offered to pull back from the Golan, which it captured in 1967, in return for a comprehensive peace treaty with the Syrian government. But any such deal has been firmly out of the question since Syria began disintegrating in 2011.

>An influential group is now lobbying Israel’s government to take advantage of the chaos in Syria and demand international recognition of its control of 1,200 square kilometres (460 square miles) on the Golan. The group includes Zvi Hauser, a former cabinet secretary to the prime minister, Binyamin Netanyahu, who has urged that Israel should demand this as a compensation for having to tolerate the nuclear agreement with Iran.

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You mean what his ghost writer meant by his ass pulls?
Don't know.

... Holy shit, I'm suddenly terrified.

> World Cup upcoming in Russia this summer
> Western powers every clearly trying to cause war with Russia
> Positive Diplomatic event for host country akin to the Olympics
Oh fuck...

Is Corey Booker gay?

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Only on weekends.

History repeats itself, big surprise.

>/ptg/
>pussy-tamer general

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Seems straightforward to me, don't do the work of your opponent, let them waste effort or play their hand before you, let them think they bargained with you when actually you just got what you wanted from your ridiculous request in the first place.

youtube.com/watch?v=e5oBBziEl8E

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After i reached the top of mount Ikoma, i found an amusement park. The previous night i looked up shrines and i knew thar there was a dragon shrine on the mountain, so i set off on foot searching for it. After man miles, some on road, some innawoods trails but mostly through unchartered wildness i finally found the shrine. Completely isolated from all roads. There were 4 of these dragon statues in the 4 directions of north south east west as confirmed by my analogue compass.
I gave them all headpats and told them they were good dragons. I went to the main shrine building and aside from asking for Dragon-sama to bless my travels and to keep japan safe from globalism, i asked for a redpill awakening and for the kikes to be beaten.
The descent down the mountain was just as perilous but eventually i found a trail. 8 miles on foot until the closests train station. By the time i got back into civilization my legs and arms wear bleeding as the brush must have snagged me, i didnt notice until the blood was already dried though. Eyes sunken, hair deshiveled, and of course dirty. I went into a 7/11 and bought a coke and a pack of marlboros. The packaging on the marlboros is very fancy and excellent. Cheaper than America too. I noticed this was a “china town” of osaka. I sat on the curb, smoked a cigarette lit from matches used to light shrine candles as i forgot my lighter today. I drank the coke. And then i laughed. I laughed heartily and for a long time. Passerbys gave me sore looks, but i didnt really give a fuck. I found the dragon shrine. I prayed and felt the presence of an ancient dragon god. It was worth it. It was fun.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=z2M_n00r_Uc
>Aussie in risk of going to jail for calling out Muslims

source

Just woke up, we glass Syria or start WWIII yet?

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Soooooon. The Tumor commands it!

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Saw any animals?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WAR

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You missed it, everybody's dead. EVERYBODY.

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No. Trump does not have the balls to protect the people of Israel

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Especially me. I got better.

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he has the balls to crawl back to trans atlantic trade deals, isn't he a eco genius?

Yes

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,

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Just wear your own flag you fucking cuck.

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Hes just lucky there is a Maverick around to guide him

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Reminder.

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When's Pompeo's vote?

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You have to touch the dragon balls in the correct order, then enter the temple and get the key and unlock the doorway on the stone at the right.

I hate this propaganda.

t*rkroaches leave my thread

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I don't get why anyone thinks another war will break out over Syria, it's a boring topic considering the fact that Balkans, Ukraine and Afghanistan are still happening and yet these aren't use as a preface for war. The fact that people are getting this led on by the news, the same news that claim North Korea would be in a war makes me think it's done for either lols or being reactionary.

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>dat like/dislike ratio
Kek

I'm just shitposting.

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>what is british identity
>stronger together

Fucking wew.

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Because none of those other ones have America's owner, Israel, demanding territory from the country of interest

There are billions of dollars involved
Next year more kids will be gassed until they get their war

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That message wasn't totally for you, it's more directed at Jow Forums and any news feed that's "war is here (and that's a good thing)". I don't know if people are eager to die or trying to meme people they hate to die.

First thing out of Joe's mouth is "obstruction of justice." Now he's trying to goad Trump into talking to Mueller.

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WHYTE BOIS BTFO

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They are getting caught up in the moustache memes

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That's right. The Middle East has been in conflict for trading Eastern goods, oil, and conflict with Israel, and it won't stop until someone annihilates someone else.

A lot of sign but no animals

Little chance of interview after the raid on his lawyer

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Hey I've got a weird problem maybe you guys could help me with. A condom got lost in my vagina and I've developed a serious infection. Then I accidentally

should i be worried?

Yeah, last thread it had an article where they are pushing for that angle, alongside Comey being a good goy and protecting the Institutions.
Malta is here shitting the thread as well so you can imagine the seweage that will be spilled today.
I'm going to milk the cows.

Oh

You'll poop it out. That isn't a vagina.

>breathes in

oh no nononononooono

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How many books have to be published saying essentially the same thing about Trump before Republicans stop branding them "lies" in advance and accept that they're true?

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Even if that is true, the entire dynamic of energy export has changed the moment the US started upping the exports surpassing the usual OPEC figure heads and Bahrain who recently "wtf I'm an oil king", more or less confirms this. If China had launched their petro yuan during the low to non existent energy export during Obama and going back maybe it may be more interesting to see how the US wiggles from not buying cheaper energy exports but it's completely different, if anything Russia is the one with the problem.

keep it stormy

Tits or gtfo

Look up where Mount Ikoma is.
I think it is still too close to major cities to have any significant wildlife

WAKE UP /ptg/!

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Not sure what people are seriously expecting from Bolton, he's not an idiot, just born in the wrong time period when wars are trickier and less American interest oriented.

On June 15, after Kevin McCarthy stated during a conversation among Republicans,
>"There's two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump." Ryan stated,
>"Swear to God ... No leaks. This is how we know we're a real family here."

The very fact that "sex worker" is a thing is a testament to how far we've fallen. Prostitution takes the most intimate of human experiences and turns it into something transactional; it's an offence against human dignity itself.

thanks

now that i feel more comfortable i will tell you what really happened. i have an artificial vagina that i savagely rape every day or so. but it's made out of some strange jelly material and bits of it have been.. breaking off.. inside me and just now i ejaculated out a piece that was so big it was actually restricting urination for days now. i squeezed it out and put it under the microscope to have a look-see. definetly much larger than the other pieces. it was so big that it had a sort of 'sand' around it that was all smaller pieces of this jelly material.

should i stop using the sex toy?

Bolton is an incredibly effective and skilled political operator behind the scenes. Even the people who hate him admit it.

wh*toids btfo

It's the world's oldest profession, it's never going away.

To be honest with the whole “sexual revolution” thing making women all sluts to the top 10% of guys, im surprised a lot more rape isnt committed by the remaining 90% of males who go years without sex