/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE BOOTY, DAHNALD EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY
>NECDir Kudlow on Lou Dobbs 4/12/18
youtu.be/iaX_nMNg6yc
>Pres Trump meets w/GOP congress and governors 4/12/18
youtu.be/aEs10ixWrYc
>Pres Trump on Tax Cuts for American Workers 4/12/18
youtu.be/iz2e-MqTD8M
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania w/students 4/12/18
youtu.be/VI13c1wAKeE
>AG Sessions on Fair Housing Act Anniversary 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443948-1/
>SoS Nominee Pompeo Confirmation Hearing 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443693-1/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/ChairJC Gen Dunford @House on budget 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443542-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Fox on Econ Growth 4/12/18
youtu.be/KV5cu6w9eU0

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twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/01/11/lol-it-was-a-different-michael-cohen-that-was-in-prague/
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MAGA

CALL THE FUCKING STRIKE TRUMP

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VOTE
VOTE
VOTE
VOTE
strawpoll.me/15497881/

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Might have to step out in a bit lads

Any bakers around?

I'll piss on you soyboy drumpf faggots, but you gotta promise to go back to redit after

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i'm going to kick your son in the ribs

/ptg/ PISS TAPE GENERAL

Let us discuss the piss tape and its realness

Love child detected.

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THENK YEW SARAH.

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where's the "i like both" option?

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I can get it if you're not back by 280.

we're just having a friendly game of chicken with ivan

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And his proofs?

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Horowitz has written a letter in which he says the full IG report is coming in May:

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John Gizzi is the man we should all aspire to be.

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Can we go to war now or are we still figuring out what to blow up?

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>not wife's son
Be realistic, user

on reddit

hey pals

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>Trump threatening Mattis

Fuck this, dropped like a sack of bricks

i think i found the nigger that this coal burner was fucking

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...

the next few months are going to be wack

IDK. Slutty pavement might be broken up but I don't know.

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Does anyone have that image where President Trump receives message from Hillary to destroy Syria and then he touches that globe with the former Kang of Saudi Arabia, then the other panel shows Assad as a pink wojak telling a bunch of apus with Syrian flag t-shirts with his command "go go go, we have to capture that empty desert", and then a meteor falls from the sky and explodes them?

Yep...

fuck, i guess that means you're gonna have to go back there and vote for me

IT'S HAPPENING

theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/04/13/digging-the-details-ig-horowitz-report-on-andrew-mccabe/

>However, more importantly, note the fact the interview was recorded and transcribed…. because that leads to the more glaring point missing from the actual IG report. There is no accompanying addendum containing the transcript or the recording. Why not?

>Answer: Because the transcript and recording of the interview(s) with McCabe are now evidence for a criminal prosecution.

>If Horowitz’s federal prosecutor, John Huber, was not going to criminally charge Andrew McCabe for lying we would have seen the transcript. The absence of the transcript, and the intentional notation of the recordings by the OIG, indicate McCabe will almost certainly be charged. The evidence is overwhelming.

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When will you finally admit you were conned, Drumpfkins? Your God Emperor wants war in Syria to install jihadists.

I look more like this.

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Well, I mean... he's fucked now.. he's about too be charged with obstruction...

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His commentary has been on point. We should be rewardi this man for being an actual fucking journalist.

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>Toni only fucked one nigger.

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No idea, but I want a happening. I want to shoot down some Russian jets if the DARE challenge us. I've been salivating for this moment since Crimea.

WAR NOW

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she probably fucked the entire Dallas Cowboys team i bet

Please don't post that work of autism.

twitter.com/peachlad_/status/984148891942535168

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oh yeah for sure im going to smoke a bowl too

but i thought i might hang up on the internet for a while and lift some fucking weights

you guys should really think about your health

you need to be strong mentally and physically for the upcoming midterm elections

Write a haiku about politics
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Another false flag
They tried this same shit last year
Please nuke Israel

which nigger...there have been many

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pavment breaking is why they won't allow trump to have tanks parade through D.C.

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“If you have a candor violation, that is treated much more severely than other things that might be more serious, like a DUI,” said Clint Watts, a former FBI agent and a fellow at the Foreign Policy Research Institute.

“You have to be able to back up your statements.
> IF you don’t have good candor, you can’t go jamming people up for lying to federal agents.”(Flynn)

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Anyone gonna watch Tucker in 10 minutes?

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>88
>nigger

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who /losingpatience/ here

>just found out the local Japanese place has an order online option
>barely have to even talk to anyone at all

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It was funny

PURGE
THEM
ALL

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Calm your tits you nigger.

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Post more skelegate memes.

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interesting

please elaborate

you should post more happy anime, with wide open mouths and drinking fresh soy beverages

Wonder who's behind this post

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shit that's a very nice ring.

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>actual fucking journalist
He's the only one who gets to survive the Purge. We'll need someone to teach the next generation of legit newspeople after the commie propagandists are hanged.

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lucky bastard
the good chinese place in town took off their online ordering

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twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/01/11/lol-it-was-a-different-michael-cohen-that-was-in-prague/

Remember this from January? Probably not so here's a reminder. it already confirmed Cohen wasn't in prague

no matter what do
Jow Forums will still blame the poor jew
now they'll say kike

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wait so if the UK did gas the Syrians then that probably means they gassed their own agents right?

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Probably Bolton himself.

There is only so much autism the world can hold before it gets a hole torn in the fabric of reality.

You know what to do, Roosya

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Can't wait!

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Dez Bryant. Wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys who was let go from the team today. Hours ago he went to Twitter and said he that being let go for the team was not his decision. In other words, he got fired from his job today.

The piss tape is real
Trump brings down the GOP
The piss tape is real

Indeed

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IT

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I want Happenings
I was told there would be war
Bolton Please Hurry!

>trump will fight russia
>but still a putin puppet
>-(((anonymous sources)))

President Trump is
making America great.
Build that fucking wall!

I'll post the opposite.

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wew spicy

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er, source*
fucked that up

Only a virgin or an extreme christfag can believe vaginas work like this

Nice

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Faggot

I thought that was kind of assumed that Russia and Iran would be coordinating to aid their investment in their satellite nation in Syria.

>first retard to fuck up the amount of syllables

Beautiful.

POO

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we need a revy, STAT

so this is the Indian 2020 superweapon that we've been hearing about.

Fucking cool.

Masses continue to consume soy in copious amounts

What do?

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An excellent excuse to wipe out Tehran.

Anyone who ever used one of these deserved it

SHART

for some reason i was thinking anonymous was three syllables, no bully
i should just go to bed

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Heard about that.

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What's going on here???
>USAF RC-135V FIXX74 heading Eastern Mediterranean.

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