SHOULD I GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUY A TON OF ESSENTIALS THEN DRIVE OUT OF THE CITY WHILE I STILL CAN?

SHOULD I GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUY A TON OF ESSENTIALS THEN DRIVE OUT OF THE CITY WHILE I STILL CAN?

WHAT IF NOTHING HAPPENS AND I MISS WORK TOMORROW

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>you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

Circle your location and we can offer further advice

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What should I buy from the grocery store???

ITS A FUCKING CIVILIAN TARGET AND MILITARY TARGET RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

Dallas Ft. Worth here. If shit goes down Im making a run for Big Bend.

Tendies

implying the gentleman who owns that arm has a job...

yep you should do just that, head for the hills
i'm right behind you

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN YOU MASSIVELY GAY COCKHOLSTER.

>tfw Baltimore

Stay at home. Radiation does not affect niggers.

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Literally everyone in Maryland or near it is completely fucked

Been crazy air traffic past couple of days. (Camp Shelby is near.) Am I kill?

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>Tampa
>Civilian Target

Wrong, we'll be the first ones hit

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>WHAT IF NOTHING HAPPENS AND I MISS WORK TOMORROW
Then you lose a shitty job that makes you work Saturdays.

based
If you're that close to Shelby you are fucked without a doubt. Considering going far /innawoods/ or just border hop

can I make it to Erie, PA in time when the nuke launch is announced

>>you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby
Kek!

You better start heading there now

You won't have enough time once its announced

Beans rice bleach and salt you stupid nigger

If we're at the point where Kansas gets nuked we're all fucked anyway so I feel ok with this

Dude fuck work, get outta there, atleast for a few days, anything could happen.

this and only this

Oh shut up you pissy freaks. If there is a nuclear war you have to live in Mexico. Yellowstone will erupt in the nuclear war.

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/559/ Central Valley reporting

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this
/thread

The fault line is fucking deep lad a few nukes won't trigger it

NANI!

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thats not how volcanoes work

Wow, St.George Utah is ten hours away and I have to go through Las Vegas. Fuuuuuck.

>In the middle of the Seattle and JBLM target
I should have gone east sooner.

T H I C C N E S S

Why Tf is there a strike zone in the nose of Virginia? There's nothing here government related.

Literally nothing meaningful will happen.

Did you miss the memo?

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Lots of water and rice.

WW3 pretty much confirmed at this point

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I'm looking at oil tankers off the coast of the Port of Long Beach/LA

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toilet paper. nothing but toilet paper

Condoms.

OH FUCK THE DIGITS

GOTT

hmmm

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Great. All jews will burn.

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checked

Nah, you probably don't have to worry about it, but I'm gonna get to the edge of my city so I can flee if need be.

If this is WW3, I'm going to enlist.

yes

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>skin
it's time to come back, jose
ah, y me traes un buchanan's

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MIT

OH GOD NO. PLEASE NUKE THE US ATLEAST

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Godly digits
It's over Russia won

They wanted the wall to keep themselves in.

If I should die, think only this of me:
That there’s some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England’s, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.

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digits confirm war with Russian imminent

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>Digits
Was going to say this is probably unrelated, but I also said the US wouldn't strike earlier today.

It's only getting worse.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

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Checked.

LET'S START WW3

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>mfw Long Island

We can make our own goods and survive but are stuck with those degenerate faggots from NYC

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Its just a show nothing more.

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>tfw DC

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>San Diego
Well time to l español and border hop to Mexico.

Well it's been fun, anons. I'm going to masturbate until the end happens.

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Pretty sure you're thinking of sunburns.

THE CHAOS GODS SPEAK CLEARLY NOW

Yeah... I’m going to see if I can stay with a friend up north.

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checked

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oh shit

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It would be asinine to nuke civilian targets.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Go to Walmart and shart skate down the isles.

>WW3 happening
>Can't stop laughing

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Oh you silly young'ins. Us oldfags grew up under the constant threat of nuclear war, and once you start studying it you'll realize there is no place to run. We all die, some just faster than others.

You'll get used to the feeling death could strike with a bright flash at any moment, so just make a sandwich, relax, and try not to let the nightmares of mushroom clouds keep you up at night.

NUKE SOFIA

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Dont forget you 56%er's to get your MAGA hats for Mexico!

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Get ya damn bread and milk

Pfhah if Russians are smart to know if there is nothing but corn in Kansas they prob will still attack it because it's a state which creates a lot of food for the country.

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Fug

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this is why weed is important

Hawaii isnt on here. Help. On the Big Island here. In fucked if it happens nowhere to escapr to... Probably wouldn't hit this island though. But then I'm trapped here for awhile... In the most diverse state by far... Like 10% white pop.
Help.

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bread molds quickly. Buy canned goods and water.

*RING RING*

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If WW3 happens will the Elder Scrolls Online servers go down?

FILL YOUR FUCKING BATH TUB AND SINK RIGHT NOW!!

To think, I just survived a major car wreck yesterday.

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It's a joke for bad weather in general m8. Bread and milk is a southern meme

Hide inside the nearest volcano.

Just fuck me

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that game sucks

are you injured?