America says we will bomb you

>America says we will bomb you
>They do it

>Russia says we will defend our ally and shoot down your carriers and jets with our supersonic meme missile
>They don't do SHIT

Virgin russian vs. CHAD AMERICAN

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God I wish Russia would just shut the fuck up and accept their place on the world stage. You're not meant to be a super power, go home and stop funding your military.

Vlad is literally Trumps puppet.

Putin is sle-eping, right guys?

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they know what the consequences will be. they never want to test our might 1v1. they only can use oligarch money to proxy. lol

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Putin just got Trumped.com

Russia didn't even know the strikes were happening, so didn't exactly have time to react to it or do anything. Sounds to me like America is too chicken to say they're going to strike until it has already happened.

Russia that poor dude trying to act rich

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha aaaaahahahahahahaha

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Fuck off shills. No more d&c. Right now there are shills on the left trying to attack Trump not out of genuine frustration but to fuck with this place. Then you have these fucking threads too. We need to be allies with Russia

You are a cuck and should feel bad.
Hope you get lit af in the nuclear fire, you kike-puppet.

LMAO how did they not know strikes were happening? TRUMP LITERALLY SAID MISSILES WERE COMING IN A TWEET BROADCASTED TO THE ENTIRE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the absolute state of Kremlin bots

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/sg/ niggers are SEETHING

Nothing will happen. Everyone will submit to U.S. might like they always do.

BTW we have 6,000 nukes so nobody is going to attack us retard LOL

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Someone make a virgin putin vs chad trump meme

I hate to say it, but it's true.
Putin backed off. A fucking nigger.

Russians were drunk off their asses as usual.

who else here /trust trump/ !!??
if it means ww3 it mean ww3
whats most important is we trust the man who has ALWAYS had our back
donald trump i trust you and even though im to old to be drafted i trust you with all my brothers lives in a war scenario

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Why so scared America?

Don't be stupid. Drumpf is a kike loving orangutan. That will never change.

>Virgin Russian

>THE CHADMERICAN!

go back to shreddit, niggerwhore

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>Syria General SEETHING!

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Such a shame. Putin BTFO

>T-T-THE AMERICANS D-DIDN'T EVEN WARN US!
>YOU CAN SHOOT BEFORE TELLING US YOU HAVE TO SAY RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT

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Someone make america ball raping russia ball meme instead of poland

>Attack area with no Russian presence
>Do it within 40 mins
>RUSSIANS BTFO! AMERICA #1 THEY'RE TOO CHICKEN TO FIGHT BACK

If America had any balls, they'd fucking bomb Moscow. But instead just strike for 40 mins and run off like chickens. Not to mention they got help of the UK and France.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RUSKY BOTS LMAO

WHEN DO THE NUKES FLY?

Russia put on a dress, I like you better as the pretty little bitch you are.

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Never, all Russian investments are in US and europe. what the point

Take your meme flag on and show us your true Russia flag you Rusky bot

Pretty much, they are acting like a spoiled child at a supermarket. The mother(Europe) ignores that ranting child and wishes they had had an abortion(invaded after WW2). While the father(U.S.) is inches from beating the snot out of him.

Meanwhile both parents are trying to herd him away from the delinquent he goes to school with because the kid has a knife and looks like he's going to mug them with it.

kike

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Don't you worry, Goys. Muttmericccan Leader just played some 15D Mario Kart so Europe can get another Migrant Wave. Asshat also gassed liek 5 Kids without any reason and Israel said drop le Steelie Rockey Boomey.

Nuffin Jewsy about it, Kids!

>yfw. You realize that this board is just another bunch of SJWs just with opposing viewpoints.

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actually Russia is one of the few "natural" superpowers and this will only become more evident as the arctic melts away

Do you honestly believe Russia would be capable of being a super power if they had withdrawn from Eastern Europe like they were meant to? Do you know the absolute state of Russia before their revolutions?

So they are planning to get him a dog, in order to keep that delinquent "friend" away but he keeps acting up so no dog(Kazakhstan oil fields) for him.

Close, you're talking about Turkmenistani and Azerbaijani oil. Kazakhstan is uranium.

I just really want Russia to stay away from Syria and let us clean the region. I don't actually hate Russia, I hate the mercenary groups oil money has created and I strongly suspect they have a few nukes as well.

France was part of the group that backed down Russia.
Fucking France.

>JUSTPUTIN.jpg

>brazilian intellectual.

They are a third world country playing a dangerous game of chicken with the only true super power and it's allies. Putin will proudly strut his decrepit military and pretend he's a big dog that puts the reins even on the great satan in order to impress third world shitholes. Who desperately are looking to find a partner in the region.

Russia has never been a super power and the way they are going they never will. They aren't smart like the Chinese who are trying to achieve that through economic take over. Although they are also playing a dangerous game with their economy. You wont win a military contest against U.S. Russia knows this btw, that's why the only thing they can do is influence peddling. Which drains us economically and militarily by destabilizing regions in which we have assets forcing us to constantly be playing cat and mouse. Ever the U.S. got involved in WWII we have had a global presence. As much as I would like to roll all that back and tell the rest of the world to fuck off, we really can't at this point. We opened Pandora's box. If we suddenly vanished from the world then you really would have WW3 within a matter of months. Right now the only thing stopping Russia from unironically steam rolling it's neighboring eastern European nations (the ones that were once part of the Soviet Union) is the U.S. and NATO.

>russia just whines that US has largest stockpile of chemical weapons
>while trying to defend a country that actually unironically used chemical weapons on its own innocent civilians
LMAO russian "intellectuals"

You are literally surrounded by the Spetsnaz as we speak.

C U C K S T R I K E

Russia occupies a privileged geographic space characterized by a vastness that provides them with: 1) an abundance of natural resources matched only by other continental countries like the US, China and Brazil; 2) decent barriers against enemy infantry invasion due to sheer distance and weather.

Russia has a relatively large population (enough for army upkeep), a large and powerful military, competent diplomatic body, technological prowess and a strong national identity. It struggles economically due to a variety of reasons but other challenges like separatist pressures have been successfully addressed recently.

Regarding the state of Russia before comunism: even though Russia still remained largely a rural shithole, by the turn of the 18th to the 19th century they had the biggest industrial output in the world, surpassing Great Britain. This was accomplished simply with the sheer vastness of the russian territory. Of course it didn't translate into wealth, as the russian economy wasn't built upon colonial dynamics.

Yep

Now, people know that it's just words.

Ah, I knew there was a natural resource in Kazakhstan wasn't sure if it was oil or Uranium!

I like the Russian people and even though I don't like what Putin is doing I rather he held the reins than someone else. I think one of the biggest mistakes my country continuously makes is taking out "dictators." The uncertainty that comes after that is usually much worst than the devil you know. I rather have us deal with Putin, who is predictable. Than some really batshit crazy Russian who might actually push is into WW3. Honestly, as stupid as this sounds. I really wish Hillary's reset button was a real thing. If Russia could stop fucking around in the middle east and south America (Venezuela/Bolivia). Then maybe we could come to some kind of agreement. I much rather have them as allies than perpetual enemies. I much rather deal with Russians than those shifty Chinese.

>MUH S400 THE BEST SYSTEM EVER MADE F22S CAN'T DO SHIT

>Russia occupies a privileged geographic space characterized by a vastness that provides them with: 1) an abundance of natural resources matched only by other continental countries like the US, China and Brazil; 2) decent barriers against enemy infantry invasion due to sheer distance and weather.
Yes, Russia is impossible to invade, that being said being as vast as it is creates real logistics problems for creating legitimate profitable industries in Russia. It's just too expensive to move shit across all that space.

>Russia has a relatively large population (enough for army upkeep), a large and powerful military, competent diplomatic body, technological prowess and a strong national identity. It struggles economically due to a variety of reasons but other challenges like separatist pressures have been successfully addressed recently.
Large and problematic.

A large population is only a good thing if it's a large population of useful people, migration is a fucking drain when you're getting the worst but it's almost predatory towards the emigrant nations when it's about brain drain. The west is truly destroying India by taking all their intelligent people.

>Regarding the state of Russia before comunism: even though Russia still remained largely a rural shithole, by the turn of the 18th to the 19th century they had the biggest industrial output in the world, surpassing Great Britain. This was accomplished simply with the sheer vastness of the russian territory. Of course it didn't translate into wealth, as the russian economy wasn't built upon colonial dynamics.
Yes, industrialising countries have a sweet little growth period as agricultural people are replaced with machinery and head to cities to do something more useful. This would have happened with or without communism and absolutely does not entitle Russia to a super power status.

Russia are nationalistic without reason to be so, it's obnoxious.

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I didn't think Russia was a meme. Now I know

It's a huge territory with a relatively small population in comparison to it's size. Russia is like a much bigger version of Montana. It's very sparsely populated. Most of the country is open tundra that is inhabited by nomads at best.

That said, they have potential and a lot of natural resources as you said. What they don't have is very good infrastructure and a competent government. As long as Putin continues to saber rattle and annoy U.S. presidents with his paranoia and inability to accept that we won the cold war. The U.S. and Europe will continue to punish Russia with sanctions. This is one of the major reasons for it's economic issues another is the oligarchs, which Putin claims he controls/dismantled. It be stupid from an American standpoint and even dumber still from a European one to want to empower Russia with it's current government. If Putin was smart he would play along and make friends with the U.S. and Europe in order to get what he wants and help his country grow. Kind of like he was doing under Bush before shit hit the fan with Obama and the Arab spring and now the shenanigans with Syria. Which might end up being another Afghanistan for Russia.

Just when you think the Germans can't look any dumber

>Russia says they will shoot down the missiles
>eye witnesses stating most of the missiles were shot down

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it was just a test. russia and syria are in on it. america now knows they will be nuked if they start a war. if russia is in on it and everything has been political theater then who is america going to fight? who will launch the nukes?

habibi, two days ago Russian officials were saying if any American missiles were launched, they would be shot down and the ships they came from would be sunk to the bottom of the ocean

Russia is a bitch, 2nd tier country trying to go back to the glorious commie days

trips say israel will false flag a nuclear attack and get everyone killed in process
sweet dreams Jow Forums

KEK

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> t. diaspora of some type of butthurt bloc making shit up
You couldn't translate "Russian officials" if your life depended on it

>the russian """"economy""""

russia is on the road to becoming a chinese puppet state.

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WHY ARE JAPANESE POSTERS ALWAYS THE BEST POSTERS

They have a way with memes.

I'm confused. I thought trump a putin were literally best friends? Didn't putin help him get elected? Makes no sense why they're fighting now.

What's going on with my narrative you guys?

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>pro regime sources
>I personally didn't see anything

THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING RED BASTARD ASS PUSSIES YOU WONT DO SHIT FUCKING FETAL ALCHOHOL SYNROME LITTLE NAPOLEON MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING BITCH ASS LITTLE FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERS AMERICA IS BACK SO BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK DOWN

Cry more faggot

faggot

>natural superpower

If america being formed and becoming one of the world's top superpowers in the span of only a few hundred years is unnatural then naturalcucks can stay cucked

Western influence

They've learned a lot from us and vice versa

Look at all the Russian shills getting so fucking angry. LOL!!!!

lol

You fuckin Americans are idiots. Good thing the Russians are pussies tho. In the end, only the Jews gain from this...

kek
you guys are such obvious foreign posters here part of a public relations raid

LOL!!!