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>tfw i'll survive the great war 3

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Does North Dakota count?

to be fair, living in uruguay now is not much different from living in a post apocalyptic america.

hello

Press V for victory.

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Not with those missile silos boyo

>insignificant countries report in

Hi!

War is coming and we need to start a revolution to destroy the kike establishment before we all die. Fuck Jihadists and fuck Israel

Jesus you couldn't be any more ignorant and retarded

Checking in dulce de leche

Checking in

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sup
I wish we would get nuked though

hi

Fellow Uruguayan

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There's like one nuke worthy target in Denmark, the Karup Air Force Base, but that's 500km from me.

op be careful you are gay

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just saw zucc down the street in sydney.
ahahahah its really happening.

Why do you think that, Cisplatina?

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>uruguay
How do you pronounce that? U R gay?

hello my dude

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yikes!???

uwu

Will I get nuked too, lads?

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

We’re too far away

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Feels good to live in an irrelevant shithole.

fucking based KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

...and then die slowly and painfully from cancer/burns etc because nukes make big boom

fake news

How do you do, fellow insignificant countries

HOLOHOAX

Currently in Cuba, living in the Arctic of Europe. Far far Arctic.

Nothing worth bombing there unless they see ice-mountains as a threat.

I fucking wish they'll bomb cuba back to the stone age.

What? It already is in the stone age, right.

Fix your shit first sopa de macaco

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Clever bastard

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yes, my stone in ur mum

YESSSSS

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Canada here.
Our Cuckminister wont send us to war. Right guys?

shut the heck up

Team Russia here

haloo

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Pussies, I'm waiting for the multiple nuclear strikes on me

Hey! Free coke for all survivors!

>tfw New Yorker

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doing good. you?

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Lol

go grow in something gay

We gone survive boi

What did I miss boyos?

KEEEEEEEEEK

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twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/984988183799611392

What will he do about this?

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>mfw in new york

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:D Benis

Feels magnificent.

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Hope we stay out of it for a third time in a row, congratulations in advance to the winners, whoever they might be.

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...

You all may survive the war, but will you survive the fallout?

oo-roo (spanish r) goo-HI without the H sound

leak personal information about anyone who fucks with him. just like he did with that farmer.

>yfw we have a ton of russian inmigrants so based putin will not touch us.

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now you have a point my friend
should we get more water?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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You're as funny as the agricultural techniques used in Belgium you shitposting fucking monkey mutant.

lol when ww3 comes these cucks will be killed in droves by based temer

Does Iowa count? I don't think most people in the US could plot it on a map if they were pulled from the streets

safe and sound :)

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yes yes, now die with no food COMUNIST

>two secret Soviet programs, "Mercury" and "Volcano", aimed at developing a "tectonic weapon" that could set off earthquakes from great distance

>US Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen, said..."Others are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tectonic_weapon#Reports

>...the destructive power attributed to the new torpedo's warhead would fit the description of a cobalt bomb.

>A cobalt bomb has never been tested because of the devastating radiation it would unleash.

bbc.com/news/world-europe-34797252

>The United States, China, and Russia are already locked in a new arms race to gain nanoweapons supremacy. Evidence suggests each major player is developing insect size drones, such as the United States Army's recently announced "fly drone," for surveillance and offensive missions.

>Millions of insect size drones...are projected to become the new weapons of mass destruction. But controlling millions of nanobots is difficult; once released, they may go beyond an adversary's boarders and kill indiscriminately.

prnewswire.com/news-releases/new-book-reveals-nanoweapons-more-problematic-than-nuclear-weapons-300434049.html

>boarders

Zimbabwe here feelz good man

I doubt it would matter in the long run.

you're getting bombed first, texas

we iz next switzerland

Uruguay is whiter than the US...

HALLO
I survived the bielefeld wars in 1997-1999

like shit. There is no hope for a military coup. ;(

I am learning german. I am planning to move to austria

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No but really, we dont have that much water ;-;

Same ;)

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My feelz right now kek

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i just hope a nuke comes here ends my suffering

Lucky bastard

you may survive, but still ur a gay

Se siente bien

he had said that he wouldn't participate in airstrikes, so it's fair to say he's gonna continue being a pussy. at least it benefits us this time

M E S T I Z O F U T U R I S M

>tfw major us city

;_;

not participating in the strikes in any way
>mfw Weedman doing nothing finally came through

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Яefugeez Шelkome

Бrĩng Yōr Fæmili

Ðhe Kall Ov

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hi neighbor

I wish Israel had waited another year to pull this false flag.
If Memenaro was president by now we could seize this distraction to invade Venezuela and steal their oil.

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If you think it will help, sure. I'm just glad that if a war starts I probably wont survive to suffer through the wasteland that will follow.

KEK
E
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my family originates from uruguay

thank god i dont live there

In a scale of 1 to 10 to the WW3 with 1 "will never happen" and 10 "tomorrow the US control the world even more", what would you choose?

Out of curiosity do you know Albert Einstein? "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stone." This was the smartest man alive. Do you seriously thing this only pertains to the great US of A? Nah bitch, this pertains to everyone. Could be a hint of global thermonuclear war but your ass is as fucked as the rest of us.

youtube.com/watch?v=NNIYob8nC7o

Come and get some.

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>tfw in canada
>tfw if those Russian missiles miss then we'll be paying for it

why couldn't Justin actually try to follow in his father's footsteps and try to make canada semi-self reliant and neutral

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We're going to survive user

Hell yeah

twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/984988183799611392


time for the rake fellow leafs

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How can someone fly to your country ans get a job?