Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Kraut/pol/ against war Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article175409730/Staatsanwaltschaft-Drei-Terrorverdaechtige-im-Saarland-gefasst.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article175398887/Unerlaubte-Einreise-Die-Politik-nimmt-das-Asyl-Shopping-ins-Visier.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/chinas-vergiftetes-geschenk-trier-errichtet-heute-marx-statue-a2398935.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>Tasks
Create memes & Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

zales.com/1-ct-tw-princesscut-diamond-engagement-ring-14k-gold/p/V-20049975
fempositive.com/this-artist-photographed-women-around-the-world-to-alter-the-way-people-see-beauty/
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1EPpbHkcUx4
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
youtu.be/-9OUJcbgnXg
welt.de/politik/ausland/plus175412112/Europas-Neue-Rechte-Gut-vernetzt-im-Kampf-fuer-Rassentrennung.html
fempositive.com/this-artist-photographed-women-around-the-world-to-alter-the-way-people-see-beauty/#comment-265
houseofnames.com/morgenstern-family-crest
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

FIRST AND BEST

Third for AfD-chan

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first for HAIL ASSAD

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Don't shit this thread up again! Ignore & hide Shills with filters!

Bump

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GOOD LUCK, ASSAD

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What is it for those who join?

Up to 23 months for pure volunteers, 2 to 25 years for professional soldiers on a limited contract (i.e. people who don't become officers).

if your are a temporal soldier you serve as long as written down in your contract.

all others serve till retirement

afd = Putins puppets

Hesse, if you are seeing this, that was some A-Class Sütterlin.
Not even a single complaint on my end.

Thx to Mr. Trump, I am still not tired of winnig.

Fucking putinbots need to GTFO

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Good luck, Assad.

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I deeply appreciate your words, user! Going out now, buying food 'n stuff.

Feel free to present your evidence, you socialist puppet.

Good luck, Assad

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Wie kommt man auf die idee assad zu unterstützen wenn GB, frankreich und amerika gerade raketen abgeschossen haben und unsere nachrichten eindeutig anti-assad gestimmt sind?

Das ziel sollte sein wähler zu bekommen und nicht sein powerlevel zur schau zu stellen

Grünrotversiffte Pedos unter Merkels Ägide = zogbots

russia truly is the greates super power on earth. controlling the whole internet AND trump AND the AfD AND geert wilders AND Lé Pen AND Assad AND Iran AND the krautchan general.

omnipotent i might say

>die AfD sollte ihre Stellung als ALTERNATIVE zum Mainstream und ihrem kriminellen handeln aufgeben und teil des Mainstreams der kriminell handelt werden

mhhhhhh what did he mean by this

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Die Bevölkerung wird zunehmend skeptisch gegenüber unserer Regierung und den medien.
Die Leigitimität eines so plötzlichen Konflikts anzuzweifeln ist gut und resoniert mit einem großen Teil der Bevölkerung.

good luck Assad

Guten Glück, Assad

Get ass blasted, Assad.

Stirb!

>AWOOOOO MAGA XD BASE BLACK MAN ISRAEL BEST ALLY AWOOOOOOOOOO 54 DIMENSION BACKGAMMON AWOOOOOO

UNDERWATER BACKGAMMON

undercover ass grabber?

AERIAL MIKADO

>that pic
Hhahahahahahahahah
It all makes sense now.

Had a pretty fun discussion here, desu:

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Subcutane rad-injection

Hey, radiation is good for you! Was born under the isotope shroud of Chernobyl. I think ... it only made me stronger ... ;)

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Based AfD!
Assad is our friend!

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All it takes for you + me to be together forever.

Hehe, you might need another Kristallnacht for Kraut/pol/, look in the botoom of this thread:
The german user is me right now.
Might literally be related to some Jewish tripfag from america.
Hahahahha, the irony.

>zales.com/1-ct-tw-princesscut-diamond-engagement-ring-14k-gold/p/V-20049975
No hymen....

good evening

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Oh, also, if that one pic that circulated here is actually you and you are actually "chubby", I just want to let you know, that after finally convincing my mother to use a calorie counter and documebt stuff she has already confirmed half a Kg lost.
And this after fruitlessly excercising for months.
You should try it.
I am using it so that I finally gain mass.

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Glad to know your mother has lost a keg, may she lose the other 99 once they finally move out.

That is the magic of Jow Forums!

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Moin

Hm, I probably will live with my parents for another year or so,
I'll be 20 on the 5th June this year, so I might be out at 21... or later.
Modern days aren't like the old days where such a fast independence was still possible.

Not *so* fast, I might have ther classical German version of Morgenstern (vs morgn-shtern) that is from the middle ages, where the Jews didn't occupy names.
I probably wouldn't have had these ancestors close enough to get shot in the NS times either way, so
sadly I cannot subvert the victim narrative from the inside.
Would have been fun:
>"Youre a nazi"
I would have been neutered after the Rassenschutzgesetze, you idiot
>Leftist btfo.

Moin

>doppels

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>even better doppels

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those digits...

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>subvert the victim narrative from the inside

So you wanted to pull off a classical Austrian then?! :D

>Österreich war das erste Opfer der nationalsozialistischen Aggressionspolitik

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>88

Witnessed!

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This is interested, take a look at "Germany":
fempositive.com/this-artist-photographed-women-around-the-world-to-alter-the-way-people-see-beauty/

Nice digits!

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Wtf

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Ha Romania.

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He lost.

>fempositive.com
you have your answer

Good Luck, Assad!

schluchtenscheisser scheming, you made it an artform and called it schmäh, still love you though

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Thx, appreciate that! ;)

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;)
or the other way around this time

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=1EPpbHkcUx4

>reverse Anschluss now!

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>wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm
FORSA updates their research SPD gains again. AfD loses 1%

A N G E R Y

youtu.be/-9OUJcbgnXg

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can we get that in Sütterlin

Original english?

Fuchsteufelswild?
Sauwütend?
Wütend?

>Gauland sucking Assad cock
>mfw

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You sucking jew cock, sucking up their propaganda that fighting wars for israel to destabilize the middle-east is good.

Go home, middle-east does not need democracy, we need to get our democracy together first.

Oh look! Sören is back!

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>Hermann
>English text
Absolut degeneriert

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Guten Abend!

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>You sucking jew cock
You wish huh

Sup Jens R.

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it's for the non Germans in this thread, they want to understand as well

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i meant pic related

Yeah put some of these bad boys up on the boarder

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>non Germans
Disgusting

Who do you want to appease, ((them))? Some Burger? Some dumb Russians or other eastern European rabble?

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Wann kommt krautchan wieder, verdammt?

Niemals

F

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I don't know, take the one you like best

Already done something similar.

"Tradition ist nicht verehrung der Asche sondern die entfachung der Flamme"

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very nice

Den Scheiß kann doch eh keiner mehr lesen als irgendwelche Germanistikstudenten

Pick up a fucking Book, Sören and get fucking over it, dude.

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Bump.

Here you go, translated and written in Kurrent

t.calligraphyanon

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nice thanks
also cool

;)

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>nice
Good one, but some typos in there.
"Verehrung" und "Entfachung" (Substantivierungen) and a comma before "sondern"

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kek

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How to read this article without paying for it
welt.de/politik/ausland/plus175412112/Europas-Neue-Rechte-Gut-vernetzt-im-Kampf-fuer-Rassentrennung.html
welt.de/politik/ausland/plus175412112/Europas-Neue-Rechte-Gut-vernetzt-im-Kampf-fuer-Rassentrennung.html

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>drops a Wilhelm Busch

Deutscher gehts net...

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hehehehe.
The Austrian.
Absolutely eternal.
Now, I may have been "happy" about it too early, there is a mittelhochdeutsche Version of the name and a yiddish one, so I might not be oven-material.
Funny thing is, even if yiddish, the Rassenschutzgesetzte probably still wouldn't have sorted me out as a potential father to a "German" child.
>pol is more antisemitic than Hitler

Haha.

Wew, that is one high-quaity skull meme there.

RATE.
MY.
SHITPOST.
Pic related.
After seeing how there was (((moderation))) in place, after submitting a comment under the name of "Schiklgruber" (look it up, kek),
I toned it down to a peaceful message.
Agree and amplify is the rule of the land, my multicultural friends.
No hate,
No walls
No state
:^)

Rate shitpost in my pic please.
I'll kek if it actually gets through.
Was it subtle enough?
Pic related.
Here is the link.
Be subversive, but make it to pass the (((moderation))) that has been installed in reaction to the righteous shitstorm they are facing.
Make it an onslaught.
fempositive.com/this-artist-photographed-women-around-the-world-to-alter-the-way-people-see-beauty/#comment-265

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HÄ?

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Hehe, look what an user in the thread I linked pointed me to:
houseofnames.com/morgenstern-family-crest

>Morgenstern
I
WUZ
FEUDAL
xD