You have 10 seconds to name something tastier than a proper English Breakfast

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Poached eggs on toast

japanese

That's like 3 days worth of calories.

French girl's pussy

all italian food

shit

yes this is acceptable

american breakfast

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They do a great breakfast down the road in a cafe. I think you've inspired me to wake up early and get one tomorrow morning.

even I looked at it and thought it was shit at first

>beans
>on toast
Oh no no no

Wrong
true
wrong

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Any french food

We call it, the good morning breakfast.

God I love being an American!

Baked beans are for toddlers and troglodytes. Black pudding and sausages are the only worthwhile components.

Scotch eggs

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BBQ is top-tier Amerimutt eating, but it doesn't beat a proper full-breakfast, senpai. The latter is the only known cure for a hangover.

Biscuits and gravy

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>pork
>flour
>eggs
>cutlery
>caffeine
Isn't this meal a felony in Bongolia now anyway?

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that place is like 5 blocks from my house. its a great feel.

>God I love being an American!

keep repeating something enough and it'll become true

>Baked beans are for toddlers and troglodytes.

yeah fuck these

Ew miss me with that green shit bro

Vegemite on toast, you fat amerilard.

I want to ___ that food.
I wonder how much would that plate cost?

>Marmite on buttered toast

Probably $30 minimum. Proper BBQ ain’t cheap

A full Irish Breakfast

This too.
Vegemite is disgusting. I don't know how anyone willingly eats that shit.

Mud cookies.

substitute home fries or hash browns for beans and i'm in

Not sure but I know for sure that dog semen is although the same can't be said for China 2.0

Texas bacon egg and cheese sandwiches from Waffle House.

White pussy

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A double cheeseburger.

>fry up a bunch of disparate foodstuffs and throw it all on a plate

Reminds me of my cooking. I am hardly what you'd call a chef.

*blocks your path*

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Far out, heart attack waiting to happen

Yuropoors don't know bout the three fiddy meal

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Two eggs over medium on buttered rye toast served with hash browns and breakfast sausage. With either full pulp orange juice or a glass of whole milk.

pic only semi-related

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Solid leafposter.

You will remain on the tree when the day of the rake comes.

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sign me the fuck up.

omfg need a waffle house so bad up here in the northwest

that's easily like 3 big meals worth of food though, I'd spend $30 on that in a heartbeat.

This right here. Asshole tastes good, especially ops moms

Russian vodka

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>English breakfast is the be-

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>far out
Groovy

That's not pizza. It's a pizza casserole.

UMA

All it's missing is HP Brown sauce.

>groovy
Radical

A pile of shit literally. I mean ffs c'mon; half raw egg, fucking beans, a sausage, portobellos... What the fucking kind of a combo is that?

American thanksgiving dinner and it’s not even close.

you should wake up early every day
all bullshit aside, waking up early is the best life-improvement tip i can give anyone.

second-best tip is to use spam in fried rice with egg. make a lot, and put it in tupperware. it'll be good for like a week and it gets better with age provided you've got a functioning refrigerator. there's your breakfast for the whole week. pic absolutely related. just got to some chink place and get a couple quarts of white rice, let it sit for a day. sesame oil in there, get shallots or chives or whatever. quickly blast like 6 eggs until they form up, chop them, set them aside. then just fry the rice

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gwumpkies>pierogies

What does Hewlitt-Packard have to do with food?

It's pizza done properly.

Proper italian breakfast

Wrong

Anyone have that picture of banana slices with ketchup?

Holy fuck that's more obscene than the bdsm scat porn that I just fapped to.

oh and yeah you do the spam first in cubes. just cube it, fry it and flip it and set that aside too, then do the eggs. then you fry the rice. it's biblical

what the shit

Wendy's baconator.

L I T

A grilled cheese

Bacon.

I dont know how you willingly eat tide pods, but you do.

Vegemite with cheese and tomatoes, is a good start. Not eating straight from the jar for a start

dirt

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Easy:

Bacon, eggs, sausage (not blood or other weird sausage), toast, yogurt, milk.

this bad boyo.

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>get offered Mämmi as a kid
>think it's chocolate
>putting it in milk seems a bit weird but fuck it it's chocolate

whatever the fuck it is, it ain't chocolate, it tastes like shit.

Just real bacon. Beats that whatever the fuck bacon you bongs slurp down.

Yeah, anyone knows THIS is pizza done properly.

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>groovy = 60s-early70s
>radical = 80s-early90s
>you = postappropriateinsulthere.jpg
t.GenX

blintzes

Zurek above all

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Surströmming.

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Vodka on breakfast after night party is really godlike but it's dangerous.

Based American breakfast

>No sauteed onions or sauerkraut
Also pierogi is the plural of pierog. Otherwise bretty gud tastes.

With or without butter?

>t. 1/8th Polak

crawfish etouffee

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Tide pods are gourmet-tier

Same tastes. ;D