As you board your flight, you see this

It's mostly autopilot anyway, whatever.
If drunks can do it, black chicks probably could.

Get off immediately because this plane clearly does not have proper security standards nor an on-board air martial. How the fuck am I standing in the cockpit? Isn't this door supposed to be locked? I want my money back.

Pick a fight with the flight attendant.

Take my chances jumping out of plane without a parachute then trust my life with these nigger bitches.

WE

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unironically leave the plane

Resume filming.

Bonged - Snake on a Plane

360 and walk back up the jetway

Crash that plane with no survivors.

How did I walk directly into the cockpit? What's wrong with this plane

tell them to get the fuck outta my seat and get me a sandwich

Those edgy Jow Forumsturds

>360
What did he mean by this?

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Find a substantial reason to declare the travel arrangements unsatisfactory before stepping off the plane and getting a refund on the flight.

I get on another plane

CRASH THE PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

>Take my seat because if they weren't trained well they wouldn't be sitting there, right?
>die in a plane crash

i have never once been on a flight where the captain didnt sound obviously white
never one time in my entire life
i get that this is hypothetical, but what im saying is that it is too distanced from reality

Oh shit i mustve boarded a flight to faceapp negro tranny land

Notwvn racist, but I've never actually been within 2 meters of a black person.

Take my seat like a normal human being.

The one on the left is clearly a man anyway

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Accept my fate, take my seat and assume the emergency landing position. Anything else would be racist.

I get to the airport early and hang out by the gate so I can see who the pilots are. If I see women or shitskins I change my flight.

I will fly.
Becouse i paid very big price for a ticket.
100usd/per month russian freelancer.

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Aloha snackbar!

>Tell them I am superexcited and want to watch the great black female pilots in action because they are my heros for fighting patriarchy and racism.
>Kill both and try to figure out how the plane works.
>tell the crew and passengers I have just increased their chances of survival from absolute zero.
>reach the destination airport using some online flying turtorial

>>>/Wakanda/

Tell them to move to the back of the plane

>mrw
oh no nonononono

Ha

Looks like it's the soul plane.

fpbp

kek

that's a penis

kek

Turn 360 degrees and walk out of the plane just before the whole thing explode and with the burning bitsd of plane and people fall from the heavens, I turn to the camera, take out the cigar from my mouth and say "looks like this plane is already sky high."

eto lutaya huynya. got any more?

newfag spotted

how new r u

You're new here

What is that? some small propeller commuter airplane? Riding a plane where you can literally watch oil stain the wing while you fly. No thanks.

It's not like they have to parallel park the fucking plane you bigots

TRAINS BITCH

>>>/reddit/

back to where you came from newfag.

checked and keked

Looks like a 737 flight deck to me. Most countries the cockpit door is left open until the main door is closed for departure.

>unzips pants.

This, a holes a hole, and I'm horny

everyone fell for your obvious bait
gg

Spbp

Kek

Die in the shortly ensuring crash

>Looking nice, ladies.
>Go to my seat, open Jow Forums and post a thread about white ethno state and gassing degenerate darkies
>4D statu achieved

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This, or male. Seems the airlines know what works and don’t want to take the risk of a chimp out in the cockpit.

Hope auto pilot compensates for lack of IQ, and maybe be nervous as all get out during flight.

Lel. Well-played, sir

Looks like a twin jet. All glass instruments. Fairly modern. Cessna Citation perhaps?

So, only in the movies then eh?

still fun tho

6 1 215lb endomorph with years of lifting borderlining obsession....and this bitch still makes me uneasy.

I would consider it an honor to ride in a plane copiloted by Lt. Worf

go back to lereddit

move to front of plane to get my order first when plane crashes into kfc drive thru.

Im going to have a threesome while huffing the O2 mask

Those aren’t donkeys, Hector.

lol

Holy Fucking Kek

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tell them to stop LARPing and get back to cleaning the plane.

a nineleven

pray to god they don't chimpout on each other over tyrone and crash

Definitely a CRJ

image if he had a full head of hair? that mask wouldn't really work... he would have to change it up

Whoa. An extremist.

do a 360 degree turn

how much non black dna does she have in her??

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Ask for a refund from the airline.

Offer to let them eat my ass as thanks to me for allowing them to fly a plane

Turn 360° and walk off that plane.

at max about 3.7ml.

:^)

uma delicia

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AW HAYL NAW

acting like a newfag is one of the best shitposts, people just pounce on it

kill the two bitches and flatten the next Tower in NYC

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Try to memorize how I got into the plane's cockpit.

And you know he wasn't a newfag, just a baitposter. "what did he mean by this" is not newfag speak.

So easy a caveman could do it