Smooth Jazz is the official music of the white man
>Anti-modernity
>Contemplative
>Romantic, more white babies being made
>Culturally underutilised, can be used to signal to other WNs/AltRight/identitatriens
>Smooth pace, low time preference
>Synthwave for pre-Trump era, Smooth Jazz for the future
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fashwave far superior. jazz is negroid even when smoothed out.
That was pretty good.
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that is a jew
Bullshit disinfo
Jazz is made by blacks
Jazz was invented by blacks and further developed by Jews.
What a fucking brainlet
probably, all of those norwegian names confuse the crap out of me
>Synthwave for pre-Trump era
Dad rock is whiter
Toto's Africa is ironically one of the whitest songs on the planet
this legit fucking sucks
Metal bruh. Alternative, classical. Blacks, to their credit, are very creative musicians and singers with white musical instruments. They are not smart but nor are they a race of dullards. Charisma, Athleticism etc
>A challenger appears
>jazz was invented by Jews and further developed by blacks
fixed that for you
Clutch are the last stand of implicit white rock.
Don't be fucking daft.
You want jazz? This is jazz. Accept no substitute.
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lol this is a funny thread idea
Wagner is white man's music.
Hey Felix.
SMOOOOOOTH JAAAAZZZ
W. S. J. T.
NINETY FOUR POINT OOOONNNNEEEE
I can get with this
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Third stream is about as white as you'll get for jazz besides cool jazz. It combines the classical and jazz styles together quite nicely
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not of the white man but of the man with high class.
want smooth jazz fusion?
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>invented by blacks
>"white" music
Ebin. The truest white music is classical, then prog rock being a close second. Both of these genres where invented by whites and are to this day only enjoyed by white people.
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Eminem: come home white man
>all thesel le wacky time signatures and changes
Only jazz niggers would unironically enjoy hearing this cancer.
Nah classical and electronic are still the one (I mean music involving synthesis from scratch, that shit can be pretty complex)
Although desu the greatest jazz guitarists are huwhite men anyway (ted greene, allan holdsworth)
fucking lol
Dave Brubeck. He was the pioneer of modern Jazz. Coltrane said Brubeck "couldn't swing", but Coltrane's "Kind of Blue" album was a cultural appropriation of Brubeck's earlier "Take Five" and simple ghetto aping of the previous work's revolutionary foundation of feeling combined with superb technical mastery, Later, jews would try to equate Brubeck with civil rights, but it's clear he was interested in the music only and his all white band set the benchmark by which all modern jazz is measured.
Jazz is fucking hard man. I’ll stick to pentatonic noodling
>devolved into generic blues rock
nah tho
That's weak man it's only 3(7) nodes more.
Smooth jazz is gay background for degenerate boomers without taste.
This is a good thread.
Smooth jazz is based, its comfy, as OP said its untouched by modern degeneracy, and it is a clear statement that you are cut from different cloth than the rest of the world.
I like it, but i don't want anyone else liking it. No more threads OP, pearls before swine.
>jazz
>anti-modern
go back to school, queer
Actually Americanized Italians. That's why is has some Spanish influence. Not nigger music. Niggers stole it from us
Shut up faggot metal is the most degenerate shit on earth. Only emotional fudgepacking edgy angsty teens and grown up babies listen to that trash.
smooth jazz is balls deep in modern degeneracy. Just because it isn't intentionally transgressive doesn't hide the fact that its vapid bullshit music that empty headed individuals vibe to.
The only non-degenerate music is traditional western music before the modernist/20th century era.
You have to go back further than Beethoven, while a genius he was the beginning of the end for progeneracy in European music, of which JS Bach was apex
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Please explain to me how it is vapid. Whether or not you care for it, most people who care enough about such a commercially stagnant genre to get involved in it will be dedicated musicians.
BASED LEAF
> Only emotional fudgepacking edgy angsty teens and grown up babies listen to that trash.
Wew lad, imagine being THIS assblasted about a gnere of music. Metal isn't even that bad of a genre, it succeeds in what it wants to convey. Nothing has the energy, anger, ferocity, or "evilness" that metal has, like no other genre even comes close to it in that regard.
Its especially funny that a jazz nigger would talk shit about metal, jazz is literally just a niggerfied version of classical that relies on tech wank to seem more "intelligent". Yet there are metal bands that easily compete with jazz tech and due to the speed/tempo of the genre are even harder to play.
1. the universe is ruled by Logos
2. "There is geometry in the humming of the strings, there is music in the spacing of the spheres." -Pythagoras
3. for thousands of years music was about manipulating sonic vibration to achieve transcendent frequencies using harmony and taking the listener on a journey of veneration of God using melody
4. Edgelords concoct even-tempered instruments, then chromaticism and the atonality
5. Nigger/jewified emphasis on predictable rhythm and deemphasis of melody and harmony happens
6. voila jazz
7. the entire world goes to shit irreparably
(100 years later)
8. humanity snuffs its own wick in nuclear hellfire
What about Wagner my friend? You cannot disregard music simply based on the time it was made.
the downfall of music has been the downfall of civilization.
it is impossible to communicate or even quantify the degree to which Wagner ruined European civilization, and consequently the entire world, with his music
Eurobeat: The true white man's blood tune
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I unironically like smooth jazz and listen to it often. I'm a big fan of The Rippingtons.
this but i'm not joking
>Wagner ruined European civilization
Ebin, truly ebin.
i remember when i was 12
Satan worship of negativity and moral turpitude ruined European civilization. Likewise with your apologism for metal. You should read some books before you talk about these topics
Take five and groove on this:
Smooth Jazz was pretty much founded by Dave Brubeck, who didn't have a racist bone in his body.
3/10 troll harder newfag.
A step up from Ska...
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>he unironically took the /x/pill
Get ahold of yourself lad
y'all need to listen to JMSN, the white man can do soul better than most blacks.
"Nothing has the energy, anger, ferocity, or 'evilness' that metal has, like no other genre even comes close to it in that regard."
Ah yes what a truly intellectual genre. From what you are saying it sound like metal is literally The Nigger OST. Niggers are naturally violent and angry. Metal is a disgrace to the European man.
The only good form of metal is 70s and early 80s like Sabbath or Scorpions or shit like that with exception to Burzum. Kys faggot
>understanding nothing about the European soul
>praising heavy metal music
checks out
>Sabbath, Scorpions, Burzum
>good
you disqualified yourself for citizenship in the ethnostate
Just like rap was made by blacks, right, and not a bunch of drunk Scots?
>The only good form of metal is 70s and early 80s like Sabbath or Scorpions
>Sabbath the "one riff played for 7 minutes" band, and Scorpion "pop metal" are the only good form of metal.
>Sabbath the "one riff played for 7 minutes" band
Sounds like someone who has only ever listened to Paranoid
Funk and soul is mine (pic related, and mine)
>Animeme posting
You first bud
nips are the #1 ally of the ethnostate , in fact they will be our closest neighbor when we eradicate all the Phillipinos and take over their islands
Sabbath are literally known for being incomparable basic in composition. They will abuse one-two riffs for an entire song, compare them to something like Budgie (same time period) and its in excusable. youtube.com
Wrong Bozo
Sabbath is the greatest band of all time
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Sabbath Bloody Sabbath would like a word
>22" A Custom Ping Ride
Enjoy those god awful overtones.
Ok so now you are defending degenerates and also are advocating eradicating a group of innocents? Not to mention claiming the Philippines are going to be our ethnostate? Is this a joke?
Yea, I offloaded it. You’re correct sir
Adding random ballads to your song isn't advanced composition, see Metallica. If you ignore the meme ballads its still a two riff song.
>Expecting me to watch a 17 minute video of two retards spewing verbal diarrhea
Too bad every Budgie record sounded like it was recorded in a fucking basement/garage with no mastering to speak of.
this is pretty good. sometime the 'adult contemporary' type of jazz is a hit or a miss, i.e. weather channel genre, but this is solid. sexy rub man
Those overtones were the very reason I got rid of mine. Hurt my fucking ears, man.
The regular A Ping Rides don't usually have the nastiness, I prefer those.
>I care more about mastering and recording quality than the actual music/composition
t. normalfag who only pretends to like music
I meant the album
New wave is the music of the white man. Morrissey is /ourguy/
Nips have one of the least degenerate ethnosouls of all homogenous ethnogroups globally. There are degenerate elements of their country as there are in all countries, you'll note that whites have the same problem at current. This is a feature of the human race at this moment in history.
And the Phillipines are an easy target with strategic access to The East and The West as well as a beautiful natural environment. Contrast this to the relative irrelevance of the value-devoid Phillipinos and the choice is easy to make
It takes a lot of discipline and talent to play/create good guitar based jazz.
Two things the denizens here lack.
I can't even listen to Breadfan without hearing that god awful guitar squeaking in the background. Are they talented? Yeah. But whoever mixed and mastered that motherfucker needs to be shot.
You can have all the talent in the world, and a bad mix/master can make you sound like shit.
Grow up. Most metal is terrible.
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Ah, its been a long time since i've listened to the whole thing but I would honestly argue the only song that is comparable to budgie is"Killing Yourself to Live" and maybe the last 3 minutes of "A National Acrobat" . I mean certainly Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is better than Sabbath's previously more known albums of ebin one riff songs, but its a step of 1-2 riffs into 2-3 real riffs with disgusting ballads thrown in the smack-dab in the middle of songs.
Paul Hardcastle is the smooth jazz GOAT
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>original "colored music"
>really boring
>fans can't imagine a world without it
>no one else cares
I'd declare this thread a shill thread, but smooth jazz fans will do this for literally any team at any time in desperate hopes of finding one, just one, living human being who wants to listen to smooth jazz with them. Soz, but you'll die alone.
Those 1-2 riffs you’re deriding aren’t just “riffs”. They’re THE riffs. They are masterful examples of riffing. You’re ignoring the quality of those legendary riffs.
Fuck off with your edgy shit. I’d take any 1-2 Sabbath riffs over your masturbatory bullshit like Dream Theatre ANY DAY.
Western Swing is the official music of the alt-right
I browse /mu/ lad, you need better bait than that.
After work, some good jazz is great. Plenty going on in each piece to appreciate, but not overwhelming like beep boop fashwave (which all sounds the same).
Jazz is derived from Baroque chamber music which is also excellent without being overwhelming like loud ass classical orchestras.
the smooth jazz sounds of (((steve lukather)))
But it's mostly shit, user.
Thanks for the info graphic old sport, but it’s not a counter argument and you’re overly dismissive of black sabbath.