Wife named son after her first love

This is what happens when you marry a woman who has exes. Were those anons wanting a virgin right after all.

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Hahahah i bet it was a black name :D.

Duh.
When you kiss a girl who has sucked another man's dick, you're basically blowing him, faggot.

Wonder who the biological father is lol

Hahaha It's actually true: reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/8bjgbb/my_wife_named_our_son_after_her_first_love_and_i/

He didn't wonder where she got the idea of naming their son Jerome?

god damn I hate to say it, but I love reddit

>Update 2. So to get some things out of the way first. The kid is mine. I have very pronounced features that he also has plus her ex was black and I'm white. I'm not going to "throw him away" as so many comments suggested. When we were deciding on the name she said she remembered somebody from school who had it and instantly loved it. My wife and I both had a very promiscuous past before we met and agreed that the past should stay there so I didn't push to hard to know certain details. I knew she had one boyfriend in high school who cheated on her but I never asked his name and that is my fault.

Don't be so rude, leaf.

This is why you choose your sons names and let her choose the daughter names. That way she might get horny and bring an old friend from high school over and you come home from work early to catch them then proceed to join in

>So to get some things out of the way first. The kid is mine. I have very pronounced features that he also has plus her ex was black and I'm white.

This has to be fake / troll.

Cuckboy is her ATM

Insta divorce

Fuck you biotch

No but seriously, if she makes a decision like that and tells you what's done is done, get over it....she's a disrespectful cunt and never respected you in the first place. Divorce her. Save yourself the trouble.

Also the part

>we both had promiscuous pasts
What were you expecting moron? Fuck him too. If you wanna Fuck bitches like some man ho....no respectable woman will accept you in the first place. He made his bed. Let's laugh at him.

That's too good. Poor boy getting some niggers sloppy seconds every night

This is what happens when you marry a woman who has exes.

>My wife and I both had a very promiscuous past before we met

He deserved everything that was coming to him.

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>My wife and I both had a very promiscuous past
>My wife had a very promiscuous past
>A very promiscuous past
Ay dios mio

>marrying and having a child with a whore
All men need to get this through their skull: women are, for all intents and purposes, psychologically damaged after their first relationship. They are statistically more unstable than virgins. They are significantly more likely to be unhappy, divorce, or cheat.

This guy experienced the dysfunction of a whore's mind, and while it isn't the most drastic effect, she has proven that she isn't loyal to him on a mental level, as she still harbors feeling for past sexual mates, so much so that she leaves a permanent mark on her daily life to connect with those past experiences.

wait, is naming children after exes is a bad thing

because i'm dead set on naming my daughter after an ex

she truly embodied the christian ethos in every way except for not wanting kids, otherwise she'd be a wife instead of an ex

She has hidden something from him AND mocked him with it. (If true, all this is theoretically of course anons).
These threads are like a game, Scruples? Is Scruples like this?

>update
>I asked her if she still loved him and she paused for a minute then said yes but not in same way she loves me and that you don't just stop loving someone that love changes.
>She said look you're upset and I get that but what is done is done so you need to get over this and move on.
>she got up and said I'm meeting my mom dinner I'll see you when you get home.
>I told her if you walk out that door then no you won't.
>She looked at me like I was full of shit grabbed her purse and left.
>I packed my bag and stayed at a friend's house last night.

lol he's been JUSTed
she'll tear him apart in divorce
he should have decided and then reacted calmly, playing it off while getting the papers and lawyer ready

Your wife is supposed to name your daughters and you're supposed name your sons

On the bright side the kid probably isn't even his.

> I asked her if she would feel the same way if we had a daughter and named her after one of my ex's and she said that's different I wouldn't let that happen. She said that she knows she can disconnect the name from her ex but she wouldn't be sure I could do the same. I was floored and starting to feel sicker than I had felt. I told her that is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard come out of someone's mouth.
Female logic never ceases to amaze me.

>1 post by this id
Never date a coal burner

>Update 2. So to get some things out of the way first. The kid is mine. I have very pronounced features that he also has plus her ex was black and I'm white.

best part, if he doesn't murder her he's a fag

>not using my main account because my wife knows it
>proceed to post extremely specific story that has 0% chance of being unrecognised by wife
>even include how long ago it happened and the age of son
The guy is clearly an idiot especially since he seems to not have ever asked why his wife wanted to give her son a "very unique name"

>Your wife is supposed to name your daughters and you're supposed name your sons

i'm user III, and so it's only right that my son be user IV

anyhow, i'll keep that in mind

>Were those anons wanting a virgin right after all.
If you want a proper life with your "couple" yes. Yet the likelihood that this would happen at all are extremely slim in today society. So might as well be single with a them robot waifus that are coming their way.

If you just want to have a house and someone to fuck and not care about what happens with or without your knowledge it doesn't matter.

Choose your poison.

The only way to win is to not play at all.

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So? What does he want other people to do about it?

Or it's just fake like most shit on the subreddit.

t. used to make up stories on r/relationaships because it's easy to b8

>trusting "very pronounced features" over a DNA test
lmao

>letting his wife name his son

>The guy is clearly an idiot especially since he seems to not have ever asked why his wife wanted to give her son a "very unique name"
What's more of an issue is allow the wife to ever name the son at all.

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>Your wife is supposed to name your daughters
fuck you
my daughters are being named after my grandmother/mother/aunt etc

This, wives already have total legal control over the last name. If you can't even decide the proper name you might just do the right thing and father the kid like niggers do.

tell him he is not a cuck and he dindunuffin

>her ex was black
>My wife and I both had a very promiscuous past
Degenerates, meet cross.

I named my daughter after my childhood love.
I would tell my wife, but don't think it's weird or anything.

>Were those anons wanting a virgin right after all.
Gee, I wonder if a want for something, having been evolved to encompass every single human male ever, might have some significance after all.

Nah, no way. At some point all men just collectively decided to arbitrarily prefer virgins just to oppress women.

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Cucks get the gas in the end faggot

Women never get over this shit. Especially if their first boyfriend had any good qualities at all.
No Hymen, No Diamond.
No reason to betray that. Only Mutts with a mommy complex want whores with 'experience'. If you need all that extra motivation then you're probably a beta who shouldn't breed anyway.

Holy shit! I just saw it too! Fucking hell! How can I marry now!

>following through on what he said
He's more of a man than 99% of Jow Forums.

That's also acceptable, user

>not picking the name yourself
beta deserved it

Yes. I got me one. That’s why my previous relations didn’t work out. Trust me, roasties are trouble.

She misses the BBC

>her ex was black

oh jesus it just keeps getting worse

Krillin did it and 18 didn't bitch about it too much.

>letting your wife name your son
>letting your wife make it a nigger name
he deserves this desu

Isn't it pretty well established that a woman chooses the first name and the man 'chooses' the last name?

Anime filler.
Toriyama probably doesn't even know that Krillin had an ex in the anime.

>her ex was black
Fucking kek

yes

>letting women choose the name of your children
cuck

>My wife and I both had a very promiscuous past
Meaning:
>I fucked a fat cosplayer in comicon's bathroom once
>She fucked about three digits worth of men

>you need to get over this and move on.

"What, like you got over him and moved on by naming your kid after him?"

First reply that came to my mind.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *BREATHS IN* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH plebbit cucks everyone

Q predicted this.

why complain
just dont get married or sign the birth certificate
your kid probably isnt even biologically yours anyway
and your "girlfriend" was just going to cheat on you after 4 years
if you arent pumping and dumping you are part of the problem

>convinces himself the kid is his just because the ex was a nigger
>implying the whore didn't just cuck him with a whitey after

Not going to lie, I'd probably name my daughter after my first love
She wasn't a nigger though hahaha

What he should do is give his son a nickname like adolf, whitey or duke.

women are not humans

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Nah, he probably sucked off some fag on Craigslist.

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> female
You know the rules

He should have put a fucking kitchen knife through her.

I'm supposed to believe that his wife wanted to name his son LaTaveon and he didn't draw any of his own conclusions?

I would say props to him for not killing her on the spot after that remark, but something tells me this dude is very... reserved for lack of a less hurtful word.

Nonsense. Father gets to pick the names but the mother gets a veto if it's something she really hates or unconventional

>i was shocked my wife named our son Tyrone after her ex-boyfriend

snap

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i know there are women who are modest, responsible, reserved, who would make loyal and loving wives and be dedicated and caring mothers to her children... women who also have had 1-2 ex boyfriends

but i can't date them because i made the decision when i was young to save myself for marriage. if i wasnt a virgin i would date and marry one of these women, but they made choices different from me and so i just can't. i want to tell my kids some day that me and their mom both 'saved ourselves' for each other.

dating really sucks when you apply the criteria 'must be a virgin with no previous boyfriends'.

Mine too.

Duplicitous cunts parroting hollow song lyrics like they're hard learned life lessons that are irrefutable.

>tfw dating a virgin
>tfw shes good looking so dont believe it
>tfw she is a virgin and tight as fuck
>tfw can only fit 1 finger in her vag
>spoopy

>not giving your son your name, your fathers name, your grandfathers name, etc

Cucked family

She's French.

Hey Don't despair.
I had to come to Chile (from murrica) to find the ex-less virgin princess -- but I did get her and we've been married 5 years, two kids, life is grand M8. Don't give up.

It's why you choose family names and pass on a legacy.

my future wife has to be blonde haired and blue eyed. i wish i could marry an east asian or latin american woman. life would be one million times easier. no one in my family would mind if i did. but i decided a long time ago i will have blonde babies.

Burn the coal pay the toll

This

>that feel when trudeau will offer your virginal white gf to the shitskin hordes as reparations for their unjust treatment.

>bill neyes inner thigh
>rebbit
It's a larp
These fucking retards fall for it

SAGE

>... women who also have had 1-2 ex boyfriends

One maybe. If it was a relationship that she intended to last but for some reason didn't. More than one suggests she isn't learning from her mistakes which shows irresponsibility.

Ouch, poor guy. It's obvious she's a slut and that she'll cheat on him in any given moment.

2 is definitely gray area. it would depend what the relationships were like, what kind of guys they were, etc.

but it's still possible for a woman to have an in tact pair bonding ability after 2, is my point. and there are women out there who had 2 relationships that simply didnt work out for whatever reason, and are good girls. but i can't bring myself to date or marry them.

I provided my wife with a list of 20 acceptable names (10 boy names, 10 girl names, all highly traditional), and said she could pick from those. She really chafed at that bit, but ultimately accepted it.

You sound like a very decided and focused person, and that's why you'll eventually get exactly what you're after.
Remember that not all Latins are dark skinned and eyed. There's beautiful blond/blue girls everywhere in Chile because of German colonization. Also there are some Argentine / Brazilian blonds that are mind-blowingly hot.

>Were those anons wanting a virgin right after all.
You mean the basement dwelling NEET incels? No, they're not right.

It is unrealistic and retarded to expect a woman to be a virgin. Any moderately attractive girl has had sex by 20-25. Most attractive women have done it by 18. Same with men.

Expecting that women are going to halt their lives and abstain from sex for your own doughy, meager existence is fucking retarded. You aren't special. Most of you aren't rich, or talented, or anything resembling desirable. You're just bottom of the barrel shitters with utlra high standards because the reality of sex and relationships scares you.

In other words, wanting the pure virginal waifu is the ultimate bluepill. It's castrating yourself with unrealistic expectations and wanting to run away from reality because the idea of mating being a competitive market scares little boys. I can understand wanting to avoid used up whores, but the guys condemning women that have slept with 1-7 men in their life are retards.

r9k is down the hall and to the left you fucking pleb

Take your own advice, faggot. r9k is for incel shits like you.

AHAHAHHA I love reading /new/ on reddit comments

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test

>First son- your first & middle name
>Succeeding sons- name in your dads side of the family (uncle, grandpa, whatever) & your middle name
>First daughter- ??? & your wife’s maiden name
>succeeding daughter- ??? & your wife’s maiden name

lol i once met a girl who fuck 10 guys by 16

A bit more compromise than I'd be okay with, but that sounds like an equally legitimate way of doing it so good on you.

When I was in high school I fucked a freshman girl, and I was like the 25th guy she fucked

That’s why you wait until your mid-late 20s and find a 17-21 year old girl to marry. At 17-21 there’s still plenty of virgins. But if you’re looking for a girl in her mid late 20s who’s also a virgin, we’ll those literallyndot exist.

1- behindthename.com/random/
2-Check name to see if its good, if maybe, write on a paper.
3-Go back to 1 at least 200 times or until you have at least 1 name.
4-Pick the best name from the paper with names


1-Faster, 0.1 second to generate a new name.
2-Not limited by your creativity
3-Not limited by the names you know
4-Not limited by creativity block