You wake up in 1973 America. What you do?

My homework - I'm a freshman in high school.

We need testimonies from the true (biological) oldfags.

Sigh with relief and live out a comfortable life where I eventually pass away just before things get terrible, and even get to relive the birth of Jow Forums. Maybe this time I'll get to enjoy the usenet shitstorms when 9/11 happened.

Kill Woodward and Bernstein.

I know they don't deserve it, but Nixon's resignation allowed the commies to take over Southeast Asia and elsewhere.

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score some blow then go full disco

This. Oh and have lots of anonymous and unprotected sex for about the next 5 years.

Move to Europa.

See

get married, have children, build house -all on one salary

Volunteer in the Rhodesian army.

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find blumpf and give him a kick in his racist ass.

The same thing I did the last time I woke up in america and it was 1973.... go downstairs and have a bowl of Quisp for breakfast

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Get a comfy job as a taxi driver until 77 then head to california and start a punk band

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go tell myself dont get married, become a lawyer, buy walmart stock, buy all muscle cars and buy cheap realestate

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Bring a liter of water onto a plane.

top kek

Think back how great is was during the 50s and 60s.

warn hitler about the allied invation

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Start playing certain rock songs that will be famous in future in advance and make millions by doing so. Then i'll just start planning google in advance and i'll rename it Lougle or some shit.

actually I would probably try and live a normal life, something that I can't seem to figure out in this era.

Go to East Germany.
Find Angela Merkel.
Do the right thing.

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Lol came in to post this. I’d start a garage band and write every Led Zeppelin song that was about to come out.

Live out my Deathwish fantasies.

Fuck black women with big hair.

Invest in condom companies

Good answer
If you think Woodward and Bernstein don't deserve it you must be new. Good instincts though.

I'd go to a mcdonalds so i can try the real thing

What a cruel great plan.

Hunt down and kill every future president , vice president, senator, congressman and judge.
Fbi blease no bully

>1973
>hitler

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Make friends with young Steve jobs

get on a plane home and go join the war \ warn the government of the war .

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>You wake up in 1973 America. What you do?
Rape, steal, and murder. Fuck you genetic forensics.

find young bill and hillary and prevent the catastrophe that will come

fly to Finland

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BOOMERS GET OFF MY BOARD

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get shot

Actually, I'm worried about the Vietnam war.

Every night on TV news you see pictures of the fighting and dead American solders.

Nixion's into his second term and the war shows no sigh of ending.

I'm a 13 year old kid and my older sister told me several times, very seriously, that I'd better be prepared to go to Canada when I'm eligible for the draft.

NOBODY supports the war, even my dad who's in the aerospace industry.

Lucky, the war ends in 1975 - I was up for the draft lottery in 1976 - disaster averted

Based.

Buy a cheap 1969 Camaro.

Go to the CIA headquarters and offer the craziest psy op ever created using a particular Columbian stimulant

is that pi number in your id nigga?

Kek

Just gonna sit here for 30 years and wait for bitcoins to be invented....
You'd be better off to invest in tech start-ups

fuck yeah quisp

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Fly out of Havana

Go back farther

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Meet up with Bill Gates and get in on that Microsoft action

Go straight to Vegas and live like a king for a week on $5K.

Smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and drive a tractor all day.

The Paris Peace Accords were signed in January, 1973, so the end was in sight.

It's too bad America pussed out and stabbed RVN in the back.

Fap

Buy a fuckload of IBM stock and instruct my family to buy apple and then kill myself because fuck the 70s

Wouldn't going to a theater to see a porn movie be awkward as fuck?

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Boerne.

Get access to computer labs, study business and eventually get myself into SEGA to gain rank to save it from itself.

Start writing le epic tales that mirrors everything that's happened henceforth since that timelime up to now, laying a final redpill that Israel is responsible for everything bad in the future and they did 911.

Work hard and save money. But cheap gold and stocks. Wait for their value to go through the roof. Cash out rich and do everything I can to prevent the US government from going off the deep end after ussr collapses

>Invest in all the right companies
>Take out loans to buy the best stocks
>Pull my cash out of the market the day before a crash and buy the dip
>Utilize my godly amount of money to lobby the gov to close the borders

Balck sabbath and Qualudes.

How the hell are you on Jow Forums? Is that illegal?

Maybe if you start staring at others while jacking off.

I support myself, my wife, 2 children and a car on a comfortable non stressful non ratrace job for which I only needed to finish highschool and then do a craft, something like a watchmaker. I then buy a nice house somewhere in suburbia and have little or no mortgage hanging around my neck, I won´t ever move out of this house as it will one day be worth more than a million for the location alone. I still have money to spare, so I buy bonds galore and lightly spoil my wife. I am too old to be drafted for nam but to young to have have served in WW2. When my bonds are ripe I buy myself a second house, maybe on a lake. I will still hog my other house and not develop property.

Wehn I am well into my 60s I´ll tell youngsters the best way to get a job is with confidence and a frim handshake. I`ll also feign ignorance over the housing shortage and skyhigh prices forcing first time buyers into what might as well be cubicles.

Rape Bill Cosby

Fuck hippie chicks and buy bitcoin

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get a job and buy as many NFA items as I possibly can before the registry is closed in 1986, instantly become a rich bastard post '86 and focus my attention on the stock market

also probably buy a Monarch 10EE lathe and some other nice vintage machines that will still be relevant in 2018.

youtube.com/watch?v=uLbpVKLZjrE

do i still have the money i have now?
if so buy a nice house and a 1969 Z28 for dirt cheap then wait for Intel and microsoft to start up and invest heavily
also bet big on sports games i know the outcome for

Find my parents and warn them about the mistake they were soon to make.

good idea, wait for the housing market to crash around '08 and buy cheap property

Fuck her?

get into politics and start the NWO like a good little goy should.

Ostensibly not, my fat friend.

Buy bitcoin

Actually you would know who patient zero is so you could kill them. However if you do there will be more black people and gay men.

Buy Berkshire Hathaway stock. Then Microsoft, apple, etc

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Buy bitcoin

That would literally make me as old as my mom.

So probably work on getting back home, then mock the fuck out of her and her commie beliefs.

fuck her in the ass?

Start up a business selling copies of the Koran and African supplies into Britain.

bamg your mom

tell her to take a shit on your chest?

Phone Nixon tell him not to support Israel under any circumstances -- let them be over run.

Invest in all the major tech companies like apple, microsoft, google etc. As they emerge over the decades and become filthy fucking rich.

Make numerous other smart investments ober time as well. Buy all the properties I can in san francisco, buy land in Napa valley.

I would literally be a multi billionaire by 2000.

Frame Obama for coke
Frame repetaentive Hughes d-nj for coke
Tell Regan what he did wrong, no amnesty for illegals, nafta, ECT.

¿que?

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Nixon was well aware of the JQ.

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Thats a mustang fagit

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Buy a brand new fully loaded '73 Trans Am Super Duty for $3000

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