Why do millenials have such a short vocabulary

Fuck is better than cuck liberal jew nigger and all the NSA propaganda memes on this website you leave my word alone. When i die I will make sure that the word fuck will exist forever.

Don't be a grandma

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fuck off boomer

yeah it's frick and moldy humor

Fuck is a versatile word.

>frick and moldy humor
???

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Because the sole reason for Millennials to exist as a group is for you to have something to complain about.

>Call me a cuck...

C U C K !

Newspeak has a limited vocabulary on purpose.

I don't know. Let me go to any other thread on this website where people literally can't go a sentence without some kind of cuss word and ask.

So. Powerful.

I say "fuck" and "shit" like every other word but that's because I'm a sailor and a drunk and not very smart. I don't know why other people my age do it

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Because boomers raised them and fucked their future

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They don't even read that, they get the audiobook. I don't know anybody my age who reads, yet they're all pseudointellectuals who are experts on whatever John Oliver's last rant was about.

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You must hang out with a bunch of fucking faggots then, because hardly anybody I know listens to audiobooks. That shit is for old people who physically can't read anymore. Millennials read plenty, it's just that they read stupid cuck shit like "Ready Player One" and autobiographies about Stephen Colbert instead of actual literature and history.

They use profanity to put extra emphasis on how emotional and outraged they are. It's virtue signalling.
They actually have no emotions and are trying to manipulate you.

go fuck yourself you sensitive little fuckin flower

This guy doesn’t know about googlebox technology.

Millennial here. You spelled millennial wrong in the post title.
I don’t understand why lazy gen-Xs are ranting like they’re better than any other generation.

statistically people between the ages of twelve and twenty two read more than any other age group.

The ever growing information flood through the internet forces our brains to only focus on specific things it deems important. For example you don't read every thread on Jow Forums in it's entirety. Simple language makes it easier and more convenient since we don't have enough time anymore to stylize our sentences, going under in a vast ocean of random meaningless information

>liiiiiittterahhleyy!

Niggerspeak is plenty of swearing right? This is the result of their exposure to rap culture and negermusik, sure those negros cant sing without swearing.

>Why do millenials have such a short vocabulary
You millennials prove you're retarded every time you express ideas
You use ineffective and effeminate language unconsciously to not offend or be challenged.
In short, whenever you speak its bullshit and no one understands you
Eliminate the following phrases and you may not be such a fucking faggot
> basically
> unironically
> literally
> totally
> honestly
> absolutely
> pretty much
> it's like I said... (when you haven't first stated your premise)
> optics
>Actually
>Kinda
>Kind of
>I guess
>I mean
>I don't know, it's just that...
>problematic
>troubling
>saddened
>concerning
>Make no mistake
>let me be clear

These phrases are more about posturing and manipulation than communicating truthfully
Everyone spent so much time a snarky detached edgelord postmodern too cool for the room irony is considered default. Stop being ironic faggots, be sincere in your word queers

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Kids in highschool and college are forced to read. Think before you post useless meme statistics.

>And why do they include the words "fuck" and "fucking" in every possible sentence?
Drink every time "literally" gets used in this thread

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Ive noticed that, nearly all content that appeals to millenials is an immature rendition of adulthood. Just go into any spencers, fye or equivalent at the mall and youll see this really weird combination of

1. WOW I NEED TO GET DRUNK AND HIGH. #LEGALIZE IT
2. PARTY GIRL. I NEED DICK BUT I CANT DO TAXES SO QUIRKY
3. Any mixture of penises and vaginas for the sake of penises and vaginas.
4. FUCK TRUMP. LOOK AT THIS SILLY DRAWING OF HIM. ISNT HE STUPID????
and my use of capslock isnt hyperbole, often targeted stores use capslock just because it gains more attention.

Its like a 5th grade sex ed class but some how everyone is in their twenties. It honestly feels like people are competing with each other for approval on who can be the most disgusting. Its like pink flamingos but in real life. Everyone has a major dependancy issue on the approval of their peers, which, desu makes me feel like it must be very easy for a communist sociopath to identify the group goal and establish a social order. And this happens in the alt right too, even the people in my nazi group seem like they need a degree of approval. No one has any sense of self security anymore, which is weird considering my age.

Tbh, its easiest to put it like this. I have my own flaws where I need approval. I want people to be sucking my dick when I tell them that Im reading philosophy or working out or studying hardcore science. My dick deserves to be sucked

But they wont. Why? Because no ones heard of Dostoyevsky anymore, or Kant or Camus or Nietzsche. Working out isnt considered a measurement of health anymore, because we can be "healthy at any size". Science to a millenial is so distant that most of them think that if they tried, they could be astronauts with little to no sacrifice.

That is what it means to be a millenial. Most of them think theyll be worth a million dollars by thirty.

Totally agree. The only adverb they know is "literally" which they almost always use when they mean "figuratively", they over use "zero" as an adjective, and "a thing" as a noun. Whenever I hear people use these, I know they're morons.

>they include the words "fuck" and "fucking" in every possible sentence

>Proof: one (1) fridge magnet

>lazy gen-Xs

TOP fucking kek

Our motto is literally "Work hard, play hard". We're the hardest fucking workers in this country, you whinging NEET.

cnbc.com/2015/10/29/college-level-speaking-not-required-at-the-gop-debates.html

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>Our motto is literally "Work hard, play hard".

youtube.com/watch?v=WjElZ-O9EpM

you degenerate fucks gave us shit like chasing amy, fuck off fags

>>Proof: one (1) fridge magnet
bro, that's hella as fuck, you fucking fascist

When starting a family is not a goal in life you never really reach adulthood. What we think of as "adults" are responsible mothers and fathers. The two people my age (28) I know who have gotten married and had a baby are straight adults. They have responsibilities to their families, not just to themselves and hedonistic pleasure fulfillment.

bc theyre pure soy and think saying fuck and fucking and other curse words makes them sound tough.

case in point:

wil wheaton

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LITERALLY!!!!!! FUCK!

beginning a new topic or statement with "so" will decrease estrogen production by 56%

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That line was written by a boomer for Boomers. Boomers always bitch about how being a grown-up sucks, that's their culture. The idea of the phrase is not that "we tried really hard to become adults and failed wow look how much we fucked up", the idea is "wow we sure were stupid kids what made us think that being an adult would be fun this isn't fun just fucking look at us."
Which is why we have shitty vocabularies, we were raised by children.

>short vocabulary
>short
who the fuck are you george lucas? if you are how many parsecs are in a hour?

Nobody in high school or college reads the shit assigned to them, they just go online and read spark notes.

youtube.com/watch?v=VKpQgEyjNdM

lol go fuck yourself whats your fucking problem that for the fuck sake we use fucking words like fuck too many fucking times this doesnt means we are dumb as fuck maybe smart as fuck unlike you dumb fuck also stop fucking crying so much about we millenials like whats your fucking problem about us you cant for fucking fuck to fucking sleep because of us leave us fucking alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p annoyed by the one adverb to rule them all, "incredibly". can't remember if it was so ubiquitous more than 10 years ago

i remember getting dogpiled in reddit once for suggesting that overuse of the f word robs it of its shock value when you really need it

Was he born a woman? I'm asking this unironically

He IS a woman.

C/D students maybe. You can't get an A in a lit class without actually reading the shit.
>inb4 I got an A from Cliff Notes
Not talking about your remedial English class at Lizard Lick Community College

Read Brave new world

They suck at being an adult and are blaming their parents for encouraging them to grow up, thus showing that they never grew up in the first place

>short
I didn't know vocabulary could be measured as a distance and or unit of time.

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Holy shit. Good point. Better example. Wil Wheaton is basically a big stack of soy encased in a thin skin. He always looks so weak and malleable.

Fuck off, fucking motherfucker.

Like your vocabulary is any better, your language consists of noises that sound like someone coughing up a loogie

They're just imitating their nigger friends. It's cultural enrichment. It's normal.

Based britposter

Fucking literally?

>Nobody in high school or college reads the shit assigned to them
Yeah dude, learning is stupid.

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How ironic you say that, considering the fact that your glorious leader Donald has the vocabulary of a 5 year old.

Tldr

I've noticed this too. Especially online they feel the need to cuss when it isn't even necessary and doesn't make sense. It's pretty cringe worthy

When millennials make excuses, the post.

I have one of the largest vocabularies of anyone I know, of whatever age. I also very much like the word fuck.

So fuck you.

This picture is satifsfying. Quite meticulous. Disregard millenials, most of them will die out in a nuclear wasteland.

>larping jew slave forgets his meme flag

Nice strawman, watch CNN much?

>american high school
>learning

Anywhere I can read more about this?

They're all overly-emotional 13 year old girls. It's not their fault though - they're being softkilled.

Don't name the jew,be good goyim!

unironically school

This effects me tremendously.

Profanity is how retards show emphasis. Same reason they use the word "literally" wrong.

How many latina qts have you racked in user?

Richard and Mortimer

Because their innate elitism tells them that when they use it, actually fucking means something, man.

This is perhaps the most normie post I have ever seen. I have quite the feeling of disgust now. user you have ruined my day with this screenshot.

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>trying to look intelligent but looking like a virginf faggot instead

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I'm with you on words like "literally" being used wrong, but being profane comes along with being casual, not stupid.

I'm not talking to my fucking Mum here.

so how's the weather in california?

Pathetic. I despise all this people who crippled a culture of strenght and competition. With their indulgence.

Because fuck is a fucking fantastic word you fucking fucker.

Unironic question: is it not preferable that people listen to audiobooks than shitty podcasts and twerking tunes? I read paper, ebook and the occasional audiobook, and feel like I retain about the same from each. The fucking smartphones though. That meme cannot die fast enough.

fuck is the most versatile word ever

I got an A in all of my AP English courses without reading a single thing that was assigned to me. I'm not saying that to say that I'm smart, I'm just pointing out that the classes are easy.

>Anywhere I can read more about this?
English 101

Most honors classes are easier than regular classes.

What point is my fellow millennial trying to get across?

hey vsauce, millennial here.
thanks for ruining the economy

This is very true, good post.

this but fucking unironically

itt: millennials complaining about millennials.