Y'all jealous of Baked Alaska's New Girlfriend

>remember when he was "dating" laura loomer and he totally cucked out?
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they're so fucked up

It's what happens when a 90 IQ brainlet meets an 85 IQ girl with borderline personality disorder.

Wish i had a cutie girlfriend who bit her lip,

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Jewish nose, black best friend and a girlfriend who dresses like a hooker.
Live your life how you want, but this guy is not alt right by any stretch of the imagination.

Baked is a low IQ leftie. He worked at BuzzFeed for fucks sake.
He is only there to fulfill O'Sulivans law on the Alt-Right.

That's body language for, "Christ, stick it in already!"

ecelebs are the reason why trump won you shill nigger

His manager is a jew

For the longest time I thought "Baked Alaska" meant he lived in Alaska and was constantly high as it would explain a lot, then I got told it's a dessert or something.

>New Girlfriend

NEW
>NEW
NEW

pure coincidence

That's his sister

That division is sure worth the money huh brock?

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Where's her pornhub fellas?

Are you watching his livestream right now?
It's a low IQ cringefest.

She's hot

This is what success looks like, keep this in mind nazifags while you rage in your basement

Link as in no I'm not.

If you jog back to the last guy he talked to, right now it's just Anti War chanting.
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He’s preeetty fucking dumb.

This is why I'm not ashamed to be a cuck. 95% of males are cucks, I'm just brave enough to admit it. That interviewer may or may not have a boyfriend or husband, that fact is irrelevant. Look at how she looks at that alpha Chad, she's dying to have her cunt be filled with his massive cock. If she's in a relationship it's the last thing on her mind at that moment. Now put yourself in the Chad's shoes, you can literally have sex with any woman just by asking, no woman is going to think twice about it. Those are the men that have a divine right to sex, all us lower 95%ers get sex as a privilege. Black men are disproportionately part of the top 5% by the way. When I go to the gym I can't get over how muscular and many black men look. If I had a gf and we were walking down the road holding hands and a bull like that walked by and started flirting with my gf, what the fuck could you do? One wrong move and your skull is dented in. I'm in the probably the lowest 10% of guys. I'm 18, 13 inch arms, 7.5inchx5.8inch girth penis, visible abs from working out but a nasty beta male layer of fat covering the lower portion plus love handles (estrogen, real men don't have love handles) and also very minor gyno and some fat on the side of my right pec. I also don't have a sharp jawline. And I have keratosis. So I'm in the bottom 10%, if I had a gf most of you on here could fuck her and I'd be powerless.

tl;dr

Women will always cheat on you because A. Chads exist, B. women leave the house and C. Chad gets sex by simply asking

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Damn man, nice pasta 9/10

It's not pasta, I just wrote it, and I mean it. How can you seriously think a girl will remain loyal to you if she can walk around freely and there's chads and bulls out there? How could a woman say no if she's dating a beta like me (and probably you). There's no point in trying to date. Even if she finds you attractive its because she personally finds you attractive but chads and bulls are universally attractive to all women. It doesn't matter if she likes your hair or eyes or nose or whatever, women like sharp jaw lines, big muscles, big penises, tall men all together. If a man is all those things and deems your gf worthy of sex you're fucked dude. Might as well enjoy it like I do and watch as it happens rather than being bitter about it.

No idea who that is, But i get a "low IQ roastie" vibe off of her/

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just like my chinese porn cartoons

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Day of the rake when?
You all need to die. Be a man, faggot.

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WTF, I hate ecelebs even more now

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dont be. the commodity wears off within like a month and you just want to be left alone doing your own thing without somebody bitching at you because you're not giving them attention all day. jerk off and continue hating women until the perfect 10/10 qt trad virgin comes along.

why not just be a chad then? like just work out its not hard

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>Be a man, faggot

How? If a bull flirts with a girl I'm dating and I say anything I'll be hospitalized, possibly dead. And my gf would WANT to fuck him even more after that because women are evil and have no real empathy, only fake empathy to make them seem like the more peaceful and gentle sex. They're physically weak but mentally brutal.

I'm trying but I'm only 5 10'' and therefore will always be inferior. I look at the buff guys at the gym that are my height and I go that's all I'll ever be....and then look at the buff guys taller than me. No Chad is under 6 foot.

This is some subversive shit.
Yeesh. Have some standards, simp.

true you should be taller but might as well get ripped and date a short girl

Baked Alaska is like your kind of dumb but good-natured friend who you don't really hang out with that much anymore because he can be annoying but you would happily stick up for him if someone shittier was picking on him.

>DUDE HAVE YOU HEAR OF (TWITTER ALT-RIGHT CELEB)
No one cares

And my dick is only 7.5 inches with a 5.8 inch girth. So close to the legendary 8x6 dick but no. There's guys with 6.5 inch girths, 9 inches long, how can we betas compete? I know that's a meme ''how can ''x'' compete but I'm serious. If women have knowledge of a man's junk being big they flock to him IF and only IF its conjunction with all other chad features. A big dick isn't enough. I know a guy who's 9 inches and my whore ex won't fuck him and says ''that's his only redeeming quality''. Why? Because he's skinny.

I love short girls. Especially thicc ones. They're sadly a favorite bulls. Being ripped will help, but I'll always be handicapped when it comes to being 5 10. Also wish my dick was bigger.

This 100%. I thought I hated women. Then I actually became successful with them. Only then did I truly learn to hate them.

Fuck off Quebec.

t. cuckold capital of the world

Im 6'1 and date short girls to trigger manlets but idk sounds like you need to be injecting some t
a 5'10 manlet can be ripped and aggressive enough that his short qt will view him as a true chad

>Especially thicc ones
oh nvm you arent white

The fact that this bumbling retard can get any girlfriend at all proves looks are everything.

hahahaha holy fuck that web.

white women only want black guys nowadays, i know that much

you can be a 6'5" white guy and you'll be stuck dating gooks and spicks, no white woman wants you once they taste the black licorice

>Black men are disproportionately part of the top 5% by the way
You've been brainwashed my dude. You call alpha males Chad for a reason. The blacks pulling good looking white women are the 1% of the 1%.

No, he's confidant and fun/energetic, which low-confidence girls like that like. Assuming that is his gf and not housemate like that nig turned out to be.

>Especially thicc ones
>oh nvm you arent white

And this is what hurts the most. My one and only ex is thicc and if she fucks a nigger I'll be destroyed. She thankfully lives in a based 98% white town with barely any niggers but if she invites one from the city there to fuck I'll just commit an hero because the pain will be too much or beg to watch him take her. That whole relationship is probably why I'm a cuck. I am white, I don't get why white men like girls with bodies of 12 year old boys. Why is it I'm attracted to the girls that niggers are attracted to. It's not fair.

>injecting t

I'm 18

spitting out the hook now

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>She's hot
No fuckin kidding. Is she really a porb actress? What's her name? Baked Alaska you lucky dog!!!

>I'm 18
well you have the testosterone of a woman so go get that checked by a doctor

I WANT TO BELIEVE THIS SO BAD. But every time I leave the house it's always hot thicc white girls with them. They're all wearing shiny jewelry, and have intimidating haircuts, and wearing all sorts of colours, and sag their pants and have tattoos and its scary as a beta white seeing that. I run home to fap thinking about it.

this is how it feels sadly. but hot whites still go for white men sometimes.

Either troll or really sad

I know. If I'm ever granted the luxury of dating used goods from my ventures of beta orbiting you can have sex with her while I watch and masturbate in the corner, Chad.

>maybe it's a troll I can't be sure hurrrrrrrr
Come on dude

>dating women

l o l

Oh, you think hatred is your ally. But you merely adopted the hate; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the wrath until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but LIBERATING!

I know its sad. And I've tried everything too. Lifting, nofap, cold showers, meditation, eating healthy, reading, grooming, cologne, showering every day, anything so I have a reasonable chance of competing with chads and bulls. Impossible. They could snap me in two like a twig if they wanted, and 95% of men, including you probably, are in the same boat as me.

baked you a dirty dog dude :) - bet she likes the glass dick real good.

I'm not trolling. I'm at my wits end. Will I become bigger and stronger as I get older to 35 when I reach my peak sex market value or am I doomed to me beta my whole life?

How can you acquire a girl if all those Chads and bulls are out there?
If you acquired a girl, you're already good enough, stronger than them, more successful, and to you they are nothing but challenges to overcome.
To be cucked is to actively seek defeat, even when your enemy gives you victory on a silver platter.
Might as well enjoy solitude. At least you can then only cuck yourself.

>Might as well enjoy solitude. At least you can then only cuck yourself.

amen