/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THIS IS HOW IT HAD TO BE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY
>NECDir Kudlow on Lou Dobbs 4/12/18
youtu.be/iaX_nMNg6yc
>Pres Trump meets w/GOP congress and governors 4/12/18
youtu.be/aEs10ixWrYc
>Pres Trump on Tax Cuts for American Workers 4/12/18
youtu.be/iz2e-MqTD8M
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania w/students 4/12/18
youtu.be/VI13c1wAKeE
>AG Sessions on Fair Housing Act Anniversary 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443948-1/

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MAGA

Dab on the haters

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Pray for Haitilad, what a dumb nigger

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Hey guys, can you help me out, I'm trying to count how many Americans died for Israel last night?

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Thanks for baking

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AN AWOO FOR EVERY OCCASION!

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>If only you knew how bad things really are.

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AWOO

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They streetshit here even more than India

Islam has been around for 1400 years and the muslims' gene pool is now ruined because of incest. How long till they just stop functioning? 30 years?

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who /judgesugartits/ here?

What’s your favorite war /ptg/

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>Gun grabbers

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youtube.com/watch?v=9wFIHHMCKhA
Comfy Pirro!

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The same as the number of Jews that Hitler gassed.

So now that The US and its allies utterly destroyed the Terrorist Assad regime can we get back to MAGA?

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HAITIFREEEEEEEEN! GET OUTTA THERE!

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finno korean hyperwar

What did I miss. Been gone for a week.

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Rachel Martin of NPR:

Spotted at Georgetown waterfront taking a stroll together on a beautiful day...Speaker of the House contender Kevin McCarthy and WH advisor Stephen Miller.

>Trump is a fascist dictator!
>h-haha Drumpfkins it looks like he's not a fascist dictator afterall xD BTFO
They're not sending their best, folks.

>not full screen

comfy my ass

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Hmmmm

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D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D

C O R R U P T T H E M A L L

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The war of 1812.

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Press D to dab on Russian-backed Syrian air defense

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I'm thinking McCarthy is a darkhorse 2020 candidate

It depends on the country. Pakistan is like 80% consanguineous marriages already so I'd say 20-30 years for them.

I love her Jersey accent

bandwagons harder than high schoolers following college sports

Do you have a full screen JewTube?

KELLYANNE IS ON JUDGE!

While I poop please tell me what you think of my scrambled eggs.

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So how do we fix this then? Our country's future looks bleak if this is what our kids are being taught.

>you can't fire a prosecutor
Actually, he has to.

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JUJUBOT OFFICIAL

bush wars

Will keep in mind. Haven't had that problem in elementary. The school we're using has a no bullshit policy.

falklands war

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gtfo faggots you are no longer welcome here. leave

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>325 million Americans
>Only 179 million of European countries added together
>US crime rates significantly lower. Mass murderers lower in US.
>Get to 325 million of Europe
>Realize its a festering shithole
>mfw

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Kellyane is on Judge Jeanine
>youtube.com/watch?v=9wFIHHMCKhA

KAC ON JUDGE

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IF ONLY YOU KNEW.

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idk the Ashkenazi have been inbreeding for 1,000 years and they're still going.

7 years because of Frederick's balls.

KELLYANNE LIVE!

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its scrambled egg? what do you want me to say? it looks edible but you know its scrambled egg

You know what I learned today? I learned that I'm hanging out with a bunch of jew lovers and Israel backers when I go to /ptg/. Is that true, you all? Are you all jew dick suckers?

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mine too
the one where 5k british got buttfucked by a hundred retards at new orleans

>strawpoll

? So the prosecutor can testify?

Sadly it is only 70%. There is a southern region in Egypt that has 80% consanguineous marriages though.

D

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>168151200
>if I post anime I won't glow in the dark!

Winter War and Continuation War for anti-commie memes

Perhaps he should be memed to go to Damascus next.

Don't underestimate the power of the retard...
After all look at what this website has done...

Very fluffy. Do you use the Ramsey constant-whisk method?

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I only listen to NPR because it's the bare minimum level of "reporting", i'm learning the liberal talking points, and it's better than the shitty pop music everywhere else on the radio.

But fuck, even as a common listener I hate their guts. Always shouting at the radio during my commutes

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Hard scramble is literal pleb tier.

I hope this bitch gets put in prison.

I don’t know user. I don’t know. The entrenched horseshit is unbelievable. My wife and I are both teachers. The horror stories you hear, barely scratch the surface.

I've considered your opinion and after thinking about it I've decided, no, I will not leave.
Thanks for your concern though.

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How much longer are you stuck there?

>btfo by the fucking wind.

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Average/10

I wasn't emulating him but I do keep my eggs in motion yes.

Bostin in Based Boomer Bread

No. I just want to bomb all sandniggers and Jews are sandniggers.

Thanks man!

Fox hasn't been as comfy for me since Gramps went fuck.

FUCK TRUMP

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>shills can't even spare the energy for posting this in ALL CAPS anymore
Take a nap, friendo.

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I would go to Damascus for the meme of it if I wouldn't be put on a billion watchlists and it weren't illegal for Americans.

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The strike was a comprehensive strategy and Trump obviously did have the will to execute it

It's just a banana, Roosya, at least that's what that nice man said; not sure why he had to take his pants off though

this was my favorite line of the week

>h-have fun dying for israel, goy.

[spoiler]gramps is jujubot[/spoiler]

>the British got btfo because a pirate gave a ragtag militia the heads up they were coming

Well there are only 14 million Jews left and they are expecting to lose six million.

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why do they always give these vague virtue-signaling "we need a comprehensive strategy" statements all the fucking time?

Guys, respectfully, can you please leave and go back to Reddi t? I know 90% of you come from td. We don't want you here.

Nice

OH
IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP

>you can't fire your subordinate

Everyone involved with the Mueller investigation has already said Trump himself isn't being investigated for anything, so even their obstruction nonsense gets thrown out. Face it, they're desperate as fuck.

so if Trump's such a stable genius why does he have trouble spelling?

Where did our hatain friend go?

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Home school + little bit of private school coaching curriculum + internet. What could go wrong.

Same as Libya, never come here

Is he genuinely upset or just an opportunist

Imagine being a Russian general right now.
>the last time US infantry was killed by enemy aircraft was the Korean War
>US air supremacy is pretty much guaranteed over every battlefield within a matter of hours in terms of aircraft alone
>modern jets fly too high and fast for anti air guns to be useful
>so literally the entire air defense strategy for your entire fucking country relies on having SAMs that can take down American jets and missiles
>only to have dozens of Tomahawks blaze right by the vaunted S-400 making "meep meep" roadrunner noises two years in a row
>and then there's black ops aircraft like this motherfucker

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allows the ability to insult while sounding like they're saying something intelligent when in reality they're bringing nothing to the table and making themselves free of any blame

Ooooohhh

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Along with Colonel Jackson on the mighty mississip .

Oh hey, let me remind you that while this weekend would've been perfect timing for it Sessions continues to do absolutely fuck-all about Rosenstein's felony seditious conspiracy.