/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BE MORAL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY
>NECDir Kudlow on Lou Dobbs 4/12/18
youtu.be/iaX_nMNg6yc
>Pres Trump meets w/GOP congress and governors 4/12/18
youtu.be/aEs10ixWrYc
>Pres Trump on Tax Cuts for American Workers 4/12/18
youtu.be/iz2e-MqTD8M
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania w/students 4/12/18
youtu.be/VI13c1wAKeE
>AG Sessions on Fair Housing Act Anniversary 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443948-1/

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MAGA

>Early in this second year of the Trump presidency, the administration bears an eerie resemblance to a matchmaking service. As the president cycles through advisers the way other people do contact lenses, the quality that draws him to hire is neither credentials nor competence nor even ideological compatibility but a Trumpian impulse that he has chemistry with the applicant. It’s less like OkCupid, on which people seek prospective partners, than Tinder, where people go for a hookup.

>Last year, Trump swiped right — that’s Tinder talk for “yes” — on H.R. McMaster. At the time, he thought generals were sexy. He swiped left — Tinder for “no” — on John Bolton, reportedly because he didn’t like Bolton’s mustache. But then Trump’s tastes on foreign policy took a hawkish swing, and generals are notoriously prudish about starting wars. So Trump swiped right on Bolton, whose hawkishness now outweighs facial hair.

>At State, Trump originally swiped right for a wealthy businessman. But it turned out the businessman, Rex Tillerson, had opinions that clashed with Trump’s. Trump swiped left on Tillerson and swiped right on Pompeo, who has less stature but is more discreet about his disagreements with Trump.

>Of course, it’s just a matter of time before Pompeo, Jackson, Kudlow and Bolton discover that they, too, can no longer satisfy the president’s latest impulse.

>He’s not looking for Mr. Right. To use one of the most common lines on Tinder, he’s just “looking for a partner in crime.”

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I love Trump guys. No homo

this is now an ichigo thread
please only post the officially confirmed best girl

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AWOO!

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>CNN: Syrian survivor
>I want to buy Trump a beer

This fucking timeline.

does Greg fuck Timpf off set?

Thanks for baking

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No, he's too short.

she gives footjobs to everyone off the set

Hey, no bullying that frog, young lady!

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>tfw Texan who just moved to Wisconsin

how the fuck am I supposed to deal with this?

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If you're still here, Britlad, could you give me a rundown on British politics for the past 6 months?

>he's a Syrian dictator
>he only is on power because his chad older brother died because he went too fast driving in fog
>the kikes probably did it so they can wreck Syria with a weakling at the helm
>he will get forced by a former KGB colonel to give up Golan Heights and to touch the jewish wall
>when he isn't being blamed for false flags he comes to an Egyptian bible study forum

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>With a surge in support for Democrats across the country, it’s clear that a blue wave is coming this November. Projections indicate that, this fall, the Democrats might not just take back the House but also the Senate, the Presidency, the Supreme Court, and the leadership of the Republican Party. By any measure, especially that of hopes and wishes, there is a blue wave on the horizon.

KISS YOUR SHITTY LEADERSHIP GOODBYE.
>TRUMP IMPEACHED

What's MoralityMan been upto? Is he in the US?

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You can't, cowboy.

isn't it just various bong politicians finding excuse after excuse to delay brexit?

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Reposting because it's worth the read:

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That Assadfag is pretty embarrassing. I hope he keeps posting about how the USA simultaneously did nothing and ensured the conflict goes on when Assad was only 13 seconds from winning.

you'll get yours pouty
also
>goro smiling while cucked
wew

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Hello, boys and gals

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Awoo never dies

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It will be gone within the week. Go Badgers!

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>All over, Republican-leaning gerrymandering is getting struck down by the courts. By next month, the Supreme Court is expected to rule that state boundaries be redrawn. The expected results? Thirty new states and a Democratic supermajority in the Senate.

>Democrats have an abundance of candidates running for office: for every congressional district, there are ten thousand Democrats running. There’s a twenty-eight-year-old Second World War vet, who has the endorsement of the Democratic Socialists of America, going unchallenged in Wyoming. There’s a Nascar-driving Kennedy who only speaks Spanish leading in Iowa. There’s a card-carrying Communist sheriff within single digits of a Republican incumbent in Idaho.
>Texas is in reach. It is. Don’t say it’s not. There’s a blue wave coming, so it is.

R.I.P Shitticans. Thanks for the easy win electing your orange traitor.

FUCK KIKE DRUMPF

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>Greg making a booster seat joke
DON'T STEAL OUR SHIT WITHOUT DUE CREDIT FUCKING LURKER

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oh please you knew this was coming
ugly demon loli's name even confirms she is #2

>Israel secretly wants Assad in power, that's why they're backing ISIS to overthrow him
>i'm super cereal goys

You're pathetic. If the Zionists wanted him in power, the media would be sucking his dick 24/7.

No

Black Shrek rapes her the minute the cameras turn off.

I would imagine that is the case but if I could get an in depth because I've been so fucking busy I would be endlessly appreciative.

I need to catch up on his articles and recent media, I've just missed him because I've been unable to keep up.

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how come most heatfags can't handle the cold?
>t. Arizonian who can handle cold when it gets cold
like honestly it's a blessing

He's an anti Trump buffoon.

>FUCKING LURKER
he probably has an army of lurkers who just tweet the good jokes at him

Rapidly (and I MEAN RAPIDLY) aging towards 30
No kids
No bf
Not even the HINT of a bf
Cats
Wine
Unfunny
Die-job
Hipster glasses too big for face
Weird face
Never lifts-only cardio
Punching bag for Greg

Oh no.

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You have to be born in it to embrace the snow.

>Some healthy Red Pills

>TUCKER Fox News
youtu.be/ppzI1va3hsg
youtu.be/lL_9Epa_sLI
>American senator tells the other side of the story:
youtu.be/0FNtEWfay_8
>Ron Paul:
youtu.be/LULzvg1gA5U | youtu.be/fbEMlqrhlSg
>Virginia senator on Aleppo:
youtu.be/VfyDgDTu0Go
>US Peace counsil's Neutral report on "War Crimes" in Syria:
youtu.be/Yc-RmAVK8Pg
>Syria: Not a Revolution:
youtu.be/8prwbWLa7f0
>SyrianGirlPartisan:
youtu.be/OJZRvp6w4wc
>Pipelines and Syria:
youtu.be/L4vD6JpJAFI
>Syria ambassador in USA:
youtu.be/U3LTTbOYVfU
>Women under Bashar:
youtu.be/_S_zmlDuGKU
>The Face of American Regime Change:
youtu.be/T634A6AWR9c
>Assad visits monastery- Christmas:
youtu.be/aG_SutViEmQ
>Soldier met family after 5 years:
youtu.be/zHoeU9mZ1Xss
>Canadian Journalist Exposes Lies on Syria:
youtu.be/g1VNQGsiP8M
===
>"Chemical attacks" in Khan Sheikhoun on April 4 by MIT profesor
youtu.be/qOKOwgeFcG4
archive.is/U7MYi or www.washingtonsblog.com/2017/04/67182.html
>Assad: Chemical Attack Fabrication:
youtu.be/_pGAcv-cvA4
===
>TRUTH on White helmets:
youtu.be/8aAaReVn2I4
youtu.be/Es7oBV6b43Y
youtu.be/tseqwNIXhDQ
>White helmets killing a child for UN:
youtu.be/9nj6fc69qjM
>Staging CW attack:
youtu.be/8LnVHw96jFs
===
>NGO’s and hybrid warfare:
youtu.be/ro1byfe5vUM
===
>WikiLeaks: Turkish oil minister links to Isis oil trade
- wikileaks.org/berats-box/article
>Top aide to Hillary Clinton: :Al-Qaeda is on our side in Syria
- wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/23225

>ugly demon loli's
imagine being this wrong

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woops nevermind that's snow not temps
sorry for being rude

Capped for the lazy fuckers

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>only is in power
He's a weak leader who can't handle this. He isn't anywhere near his father.

But she's not a tomboy!

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What the heck

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Don't reply to it. Maybe he'll just go away

KEKEKEKEKEK!

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Good for a throat fuck that's about it

DELETE THIS. TRUMP IS ONLY DEFENDING OUR GREATEST ALLY!!!!!!

Imagine being wrong about everything for over a year straight and still having the lack of self awareness to keep being this wrong in public

>Jow Forums is the only place on earth that has zero idea how the rest of the world actually thinks about the situation
>Europe loves Russia and Syria!

Close enough!

I was going to make a small infograph.

>goro left in disgust
wew she sure is on her way to success

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>He's a weak leader who can't handle this.
Yeah, that's why he's held the zionist coup at bay for the last 7 years....

And her sister is way hotter too. How many levels of JUST is Timpf on?

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I fucking
*long breath out*
Get the fuck out of here

>probably
Don't lie, Gregtern. Tell me how I can get paid to shitpost for Fox late night hosts.

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Whatever works. Also I recommend dropping the memeflag if you want to be taken seriously; some people tune out all meme flags out of habit.

>that pic

I mean, I would, but I wouldn't rave about it after.

F

make it anyways
different avenues require different image macro formats to propagate information

Who is this

>MAGA MAGA
>OINK OINK
>FUCK ME HARDED SHLOMO
>OINK OINK GRUNT
Fucking disgrace get out of Jow Forums and get back in your zionist "subplebbit"

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*this is a public safety announcement*

Onifags have been moved to suicide watch for their own protection. To ensure the continued well-being of these 'at risk' shippers we are advising that /ptg/ adopt these basic steps as a precaution.
>Do not mention that best ship has sailed.
>Avoid references to the fact that Hiro is doomed to settle for Ichigo
>Remember to encourage Onifags in their failed endeavours, false hope is better than no hope.
If you follow these simply steps then we predict only 1 out of 3 Onifags will attempt to take their own life in the coming few weeks. Do your part, save an Onifag.

Then why does he need Russia's help?

Wtf does she have Turner Syndrome?
(Look it up)

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>goro smiling while getting cucked
That was the look of a man who was surprised he still had hope left to lose and was laughing at himself.
I worry about bestboy. I hope he is okay. He doesnt deserve this

This. It's already fucking over. Abandon Trump while you still can.

Guys.
Guess what.
Trump did a thing.
And people are mad about it.

Oh, i know. I know all too well

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LMAO Niggers are ugly

>being this mad

apparently seinfeld has stopped giving any fucks
youtube.com/watch?v=EsEr6xNN8Hw

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>he doesn't know

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Kek where in your wildest dreams is Ichigo no slated for absolute decimation?

Because the CIA and Israel have sent billions of dollars in armaments to ISIS in order to overthrow him. You morons keep cheering for anarchy in yet another middle east country. How many times does it take for you to learn your lesson?

>get text from best friend
>he met (according to him) 2 really cute chinese(possibly japanese) women last night
>he invited me to join them tonight
>1 is """really excited""" to meet me
I was expecting a comfy evening with you lads and new Darling but now I'm confirmed doing this. What do
>inb4 wash your penis
i just did that

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what?

Hehe I stopped watching DitF after the tenth episode or so, so I'm getting all my info about it second-hand by /ptg/.
Should I just catch up right now?

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She also vapes

How far in is the series right now? About a month behind now.

>diversity who cares
jerry NO!

the one i had earlier today
except i wasn't sleeping kouhai

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Kill her and then kill yourself, you hapa scum.

IT'S A TRAP
THEY WANT THE BAKER CODES
ABORT MISSION

>blames Islamic terrorist attacks on weed

Yeah, buffoon, checks out

be honest how many of you are actually manlets?

Yeah. Because he's the president of a world power, didn't you know? His THING isn't anything to laugh at and ignore like when he was a company CEO

>this kills the Texan

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More like onifags will take a life in the coming weeks. The twitter outrage at the staff was pretty juicy.
>everyone's mad

You better be asian or else just stop

>Also I recommend dropping the memeflag

No.

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