World War 3 Precursor - HAPPENING!!!!

Source?

Holy shit the emus and chinks have united and are attacking our cities!!!1!

Using meme magic to cause the apocalypse

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Hannah Katherine is reportedly a Nazi
and identified on her twitter account @RedCville

I'm shaking Jow Forums, hold me

Will I be drafted even tho I'm a manlet?

OHHH FUCCCKKK RUSSIA JUST
FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
and RED ALERT 2 MUSIC IS PLAYING

THERE ARE GOPNIKS MARCHING DOWN
MY STREET HOLDING HANDS WITH POLAND
FUCK I DONT HAVE ANY TIGERS!!!
WTF Jow Forums
DO I MAKE THE CALL?

Give us a picture or stop larping

Also gib wall

wtf I just saw him get the milk out of my fridge
should i call the cops?

Just opened my door they are outside right now
i dont have semechki
BOGDANOFF WHERE TF R U!

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why the fuck would you pretend a world war is happening?

this is why Jow Forums is a laughing stock and not taken nearly as seriously enough because of /b/ shit like this

i wish the collective of Jow Forums could actually care about america and freedom instead of just meming it

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FOX NEWS JUST SAID MILK IS FAKE
NEWS
3000% increase in RUssians in the FRIDGE
CLOSE THE FRIDGE NOW!

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HOLY FUCK!

PEPE IS IN MY HOUSE!

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OH SHITTTTTTT THE FIGGITS CONFIRM

> ITT we play pretend and act like Russia has the balls to actually retaliate against America, because we know it will never happen in real life

Fixed.

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Whew, I am having coalition talks with
Bogdanoff and briefing him on the situatuion
I think we will be ok

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OH FFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK

BOG IS THE RUSSIAN MISSLE
SOMEONE SEND A CRUZ MISSLE TO MY
LOCATION

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RUSSIANS BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR
CANT FIND THE PHONE
MAKE THE FUCKING CALLLLLLLLL
FOR AMERI.........

WAR WHEN

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SENDING CRUZ MISSLES TO YOUR LOCATION
GOD SPEED user
YOU HAVE MY AXE RED LEADER

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TF I DO NOW@!

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Still not happening, it never happens.

OG FUCCCCGGGGGG user
PUTIN JUST INVADED OUR BOARD
BUT I TINK THAT THE
"13 brutal wedding night photos shared
by husband" WILL BE ENOUGH TO STOP
HIM
CAN ANYONE CONFIRM SOURCE?

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THIS IS RUSSIAN
WE ARE IN CONTROL OF THIS AMERICAN NOW

HOLY SHITTTTT
THE Jow Forums ADDSSS ARE FUCKING
WORKING
TY MODS

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BOGDANOFF JUST TOLD ME TO DUMP IT
SNDING 500000% increase in CRUZ MISSLES
NOW

Look, guy, I currently have no idea what's going on this very moment halfway on the other side of the earth but I am nowhere near a window and I know for a fact that purple baby monkey dishwasher.

I HAVE SHOT 7000000% DOWN
SURRENDER and we shall dance in street in our new USHANKAS

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Did you say window?
MSNBC REPORTS THAT
ALL WINDOWS ARE RUSSIAN SLEEPER
CELLS GTFO oF THERE user!

Imagine if Russia did actually just annihilate the American fleet after the attack on Syria. The look of pure shock and fear on the faces of all the neo-con and liberal warmongering prideful cocksuckers would be palpable.

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WWIII isn’t happening because Russia isn’t a global power, and China doesn’t have a dog in this fight.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOGDANOFF JUST PROMISED ME THAT
HE WOULD PUMP 1000000000000%
INTO US MILITARY TECH, WTF IS
GOING ON BOG!

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>turn on CNN

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TREEEEEIIIIIPPPP DE PEPE

It would never happen. At most, it would be Syria attempting to attack the US Navy

Romanian TV is showing a picture of the russian who led the mission

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IM BEING FORCED BY MY RUSSIAN OVERLORDS
TO PLAY S.T.A.L.K.E.R
IT'S ALL IN RUSSIAN WTF Jow Forums

THEIR IS A FUCKING JET CARRIER HOVERING OVER MY HOUSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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youtube.com/watch?v=JdTUNxGJsHo

IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE A SERIES OF COORDINATED ATTACKS
THE DEATH TOLL RISES
THE MILITARY LEFT BAFFLED

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Russia had the submarines in position to sink the fleet. They were waiting for Putin's orders.

Learn to read ding dongs

THERE IS NOW A 4000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.141592653589%
increase in RUSSIAN TROLL FIGHTER THAT HAVE STOLEN MY IMMIGRANT FAMILY
FROM DAMASCUS ,WTF /pol.

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST GUYS
Vlad just let himself into my apartment and took a shit on my coffee table!!!

REDS UNDER THE BEDS!!! REDS UNDER THE BEDS!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Skyking is broadcasting an 1800 character message. The base down the street from me looks like christmas.

Rumor has it we just went to defcon 1. We're all dead.

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STAY CALM user I HAVE THE SOLUTION
I AM TRYING TO REFRESH INTEL CRABS
PAGE ONE SEC...

OH FUCK A RUSSIAN SOLDIER JUST ENTERED MY HOUSE AND RAPED MY MOHTER
oh wait, i'm in brazil, that was no russian, just average everyday favela nigro

FUCCCCK WE JUST WENT DECON .5

OMG GUYS REPORTS THAT ANKARA WAS JUST NUKED!!!!!!!

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>What was the name of that radioactive pile of rubble in asia? Moscow wasnt it?

GUYS HOLY SHIT I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND I CAN SEE RUSSIAN WAR SHIPS FLOATING IN THE SKY

THE CIA NIGGERS JUST 2000% increased
in RUNNING OVER'NESS
NEED SOURCE TO CONFIRM?

I didn't mean they didn't have the capacity, I meant they wouldn't do it, unless they did it through a proxy.

If the US openly attacked Russia or Russia openly attacked us (directly attacked), we would be about 15 minutes from defcon 1 and the world would end. Both sides know this, which is why neither side would take things too far.

i have sent spike to board
WE ARE IN CONTROL NOW

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OH FUCK WE ARE NEGATIVE 15 MINUTES
FROM DEFCON NEGATIVE 5. DOES THIS MEAN
WE HAVE ALL DIED ?

How about you go run for office and quit raining on our larp you fuck head.

defcon goes from 5 to 1. 5 means everything is normal, 1 means that nuclear war is starting.

We've never been at 1. If we ever hit 1, the world ends.

I just saw 70 glowing humanoid creatures running across train tracks in my local area, its on a nuke list.

Ex McDonald's Employees Rev

HOLU FUCK CONFURMED LIKE A DON KING PERM, SAW MY HOUSE FLYING OVER MY HOUSE, PREPARE THE SPATULAS!!!

Israel selected me for service! What an honor!

GUIS ALEX JONES IS ON AND HE IS TALKING
ABOUT HOW THE NUKES FLYING OVER OUR HEADS AREN'T NUKES AT ALL
THEY ARE THE SAME EXACT FROGS
THAT ARE GAY AND HAVE COME BACK
TO ENACT THEIR REVENGE ON HUMANS
PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE FREAKING
WATER

I could take the freeway out of town but it's clogged up with frantic escapees and if the neighbors saw me loading supplies into my car they'd probably kill me and take them. Looks like I'm staying here.

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I'm hyperventilating...there is vodka falling from the sky.

>There has been no communication from Moscow for several hours. Reports from Ukraine and Poland of a massive debris cloud to the east...

youtube.com/watch?v=jOKf5r_JMAo

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Goodbye, guys.

CONFIRMED:

>US Army deploys Brigade of Airborne transgender, homosexual, and female line companies between the border of israel and syria.

>First Fag Combat Jump

Army General: "We knew as soon as bullets started flying we had to send in our best trooos. Teenage Homosexual and transgender soldiers are equally as capable if not superior to a 210 lbs male heterosexual soldiers. That's why we've jumped them in. It's not that we're using the opportunity to basically fratricide an inconvenient nuessance, but that we simply had to take our best shot and not hold back any punches."

youtube.com/watch?v=NdXiFxMObLg

>implying one could get the fuck out of dodge, if everywhere is dodge at that point

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HOLY SHEIT THERES ANOTHER WAVE A MISSLES COMING TOWARD SYRIA

CONFIRMED BLUE WAVE

Are you in Georgia?

Pic is from a 2012 norwegian missile test where they sank their own ship.

Sage you retards.

>t. Cant read

FUCKING MUTTS. MAKING US GO TO WAR

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We should break ties with the US & Britain and just go full Isolationist. We live in the middle of nowhere on the southern hemesphere, when WW3 happens, as long as we don't get nuked or involved, and can distribute radiation medication and figure out how to continue food production through the nuclear winter, we could become the next rulers of the world. In which case, WW3 would benefit us.

Holy shit. I just saw bombs dropping out of a plane just hit NYC. Millions are proberly dead this is truly the end.....

THERE ARE MEXICANS IN MY HOUSEHOLD!!!!!
oh wait, I'm Latino.

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Rolling stones.
It shall be so.

You wanna rule radioactive waste?

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these threads are very important to /pol how?

Guys I have no idea how I'm still able to write this after Russia just set off a nuke in the ionosphere and shut down all electronics all over the continent.

OP is full of shit

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Finally, sweet release. Bye fags, I barely knew yall but it was great being here all these years.

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Fuck they just updated the predicted fallout pattern.
>guess I'll die now
I hope my bean crops mutate into the new mexicans.

Checked em

D..Did they just sink a Tico?

I JUST WOKE UP AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

I just got a text from my boss's boss telling me not to come in until further notice. The whole apartment building is emptying out, everyone is hitting the road. I think I'm going to try to hitch a ride, wish me luck anons.