Official LivePD Watch Thread IV - Arrested Cuck Edition

Kek. My zendehog name finally caught on. I’m a meme master now

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has anyone here ever been to jail??

what's it like

Who's the cutie?

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Why don't cops ever catch shit for illegal steroid use?

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>My
> I’m
anonymous board
lol

Damn nigga did a deletus on a fetus.

Only trips can summon the Ham Man. Post your Ham Mans.

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lots of niggers. wouldn't recommend

NJSP, Officer user here.
I believe that man just might have his FLL in his other pants. Why should we judge so quickly

Cheating being the OP, user.

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The host actually commented on that, hahaha

I wouldn't mind that nigger duct taping (strapping) that shotty to his chest aiming straight up

>tfw no more mastriani ever
how do I deal with this cola bros

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>Post your Ham Mans.

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WHAT THE HELL PEDOSTA?

cus they monitor this board

I had more fun in the psych hospital.

FLL?

Lul ur gay m8

Not fun at all. Really fucking boring actually, worst part is just trying to pass the time.

>Lul ur gay m8
yes

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I’ve been for a few hours. Just processed but saw lots of beaners waiting deportation

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>a little dab will do ya

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I AINT GUT NUFFIN MAN

I heard he moved up in rank to like a detective or something.

Fed Firearms License
>BATFE PLZ LEAVE

damn she's fat as hell

I toured the county one when I was on the grand jury.
They had like 8 people in cells that were built to hold 4. The newbies had mats on the floor to sleep on like they were in kindergarten

Why do you have this saved?

she is soooo smooth
and round
and supple

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THICC.

>Why do you have this saved?

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THIS NIGGER

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DANG MAN, ALL I WANTES TO DO WAS GET HIGH, MAN. FUCK TNIS SHIT, MAN.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

muh beerz

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH

AKA: THIC!

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This. She’s like a Mexican Marilyn Monroe

no idea, i don't ever see this being a bad idea

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE'RE GONNA RESPECT EACH OTHER!

imagine ruining a man's life with a felony over a plant that is infinitely safer than alcohol

this is your brain on republicanism

Put your hands where I can see them.

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can confirm

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God I hate this fat cunt

keep em going, i love em : D

>Mexican Marilyn Monroe
got it in all the right places
and some other ones, too

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DID HE JUST FUCKING DABBED?

sticks no

>that chad dab
NIGGA FINNA GET DABBED ON

[Citation needed]

He did. Lel.

rainman located!

Smoking processed street drugs is not safer than alcohol. Both are degenerate.

Nye County. Where Art Bell lived. RIP.

I want to cum on Becca’s tits

SHOTS FIRED

You sound like a degenerate.

I don't know what that means

SHOTS FIRED?!

Thats a big girl

too big for me

Going to shots fired
Go to commercial
Come on (((Dan)))

you're gonna respect my taser in a few minutes

definitely round

all these people are victims or tools of the jew.

NJ is loosening shit up for weed, it's making my job a little bit more difficult because people are just like "muh medical cert"

Anyone else love this show but hate the hosts enough to commit genocide?

Weren't they called to the scene because of shots fired though? And it was in front of a school. Lmao

> produce attorney show
> need celebrity host
> get arguably the worst losing attorney of the biggest slam dunk case of the century

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It’s nigger speak I don’t know either

Gotta pay the commercial Jew

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Jeez, that white guy with that mutt bitch

the oh shit test for bitches who fuck

Who /depends/ here?

sickening
candy bukkake on kids

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How does that make your job more difficult? Job enforce the laws that are on the books.

She probably fucked OJ to be honest

so what happens if you have a med license, like what happens with your work? Can you just go into work still having it in your blood, crash a truck and say I have a card?

dios mio....

Shots fired wasn't in El Paso. I should know that school is like a walk away from where I live. Would drive by for the lolz but I've been drinking.

I like this girl. She's pretty with a nice smile and probably has cute little tits.

It'd be so comfy to just put my face there.

Women aren't funny.

Sometimes a Twizzler is just a Twizzler user.
Sometimes a Twizzler is normalising paedophilia, though.