Roastie Appreciation General

Whichever number it took to make them emotionally dead inside and unable to be satisfied with only one man for the rest of their lives.

so zero, then

So anything higher than zero, then?

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daily reminder

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Statistically the chance of marriage success drops from 90% to 72% if a female sleeps with just her husband before her wedding night as opposed to being a virgin bride.

This woman hatred is stupid. You chase women away you know...
Yes we have sex, its psrt of life, get over it.

is this where the incel meeting is happening?

(((greatest ally))) confirmed.

Roasties arent people, we dont want you here. Go die alone somewhere else

YOU TALKIN BOUT MY WOMAN

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>even a finger
What about a tampon?

Im not the one who will be dying alone eugene.

depends what you insert it with

Why havent you killed your self yet? Youre little more than a cumrag to people who dont care about you at all, what kind of life is that? Just slit your wrists and let your cat eat your corpse already, no one will miss you

I don't understand the obsession with ugly girls, like objectively ugly faced girls going all the way back to boxxy.

So she turned you down, huh?

Milk truck just arrive.

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Who hurt you?

>losing your virginity to a tampon
Embarrassing

You and i both know you havent been able to keep a guy around for very long, and not pathetic neckbeard virgins who live in there mothers basements dont even want you, why not just kill yourself now and save everyone a lot of trouble?

It's the only girls that will pay attention long enough to turn them down.
That's 2nd base to these incels

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They could start the "Scarlet Letter" movement. Each letter could be a multiple of 3 for how much dick they took, starting at Z for zero. You must have taken at least 27-30 dicks to wear the scarlet 'A'.

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There will always be some self-hating women like Lauren Southern or Lana Lokteff trying to be included in the misogynistic alt-right movement

Remember to cut down the street, not across the road, ok?

Swallow a gun this time sweetie, you've swallowed enough loads and have nothing to show for it but a couple of long beef curtains. Just point and shoot, then there will be no more pain. Its time

Nothing a floor length hat cant fix

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Roasties' feets are their only redeeming trait, otherwise their just tissue farms for literal sheets of labial tissue that they'll generate along their Cock-Carouseling

>he doesn’t know how the hymen works
I agree user, that is embarrassing

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It's clearly because women who don't know sex can be better tend to stay more with men who are bad at sex

Roasties earn their beef by tirelessly impaling themselves on countless cocks, each of them more teeming with different germs and microbial fauna than the next. It breaks my heart to learn another well-intentioned beta has been ensared, face-first, into the maw of some harpie's bioweapon. Unbelievable as it may sound, pussy in "feminist" countries is more hazardous than a lifetime of smoking cigarettes.

Then become gay.

Strong reading comprehension skank, hymen wasn't mentioned once

The roasties of 2016 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spot spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested.

Opposing a barbaric Jewish ritual makes me a Jew? That's some kind of logic you got there, brainlet.

Could we meme this into reality

Become gay already. Marry a transwoman

Men are better at not being promiscuous and sexually degenerates..

HAHAAhahaha
Why do you think I am suicidal? I'm getting laid.
I'm more concerned about guys like you that spank it to their mommy

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Wait, what the fuck? Chris explain this.

are you retarded

>GAEY

Kek is trying to tell you something. Maybe he wants to save you from the gruesome death awaiting all box-eating soyboys

he likes feet, he already is gay

Not a roastie, but ok. What do you consider a loss of virginity?

>tfw your gf was a virgin but also has a cock

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>The roasties of 2016 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels
T
he people spreading STDs in the west are men who buy prostitutes

No, but you are.

A generation or so ago, pretty, floral "innie" vaginas were the norm, unless you were in Africa, where large labia are a status symbol and sought after by men and women alike.

But as our sexual behaviors changed, so to did the vaginas. It's become one of the most taboo subjects for the feminized west to discuss: the epidemic of women sprouting flappy beef curtain vaginas.

And it isn't just aesthetics. The STDs hosted within beefed out roasties transform them into biological weaponry. The gabagool gash's arsenal includes post-antibiotic gonorrhea and syphilis, not to mention the countless and ever-evolving strains of herpes let alone the projected "AIDS 2." Poisoned vaginas are not only ghastly to look at but also expose all of us to unacceptable and preventable risks.

How do people become good at sex? By having more sex, a year after marriage they will be just as good as everyone else. It have nothing to do with that ans everything to do with poor morals and bad decision making skills

Something about her face reminds of a friend of mine who was a male, he was a big lad too.

Find it really off-putting.

Since when did I have to become good at sex for someone to love me?

David? Why are you on pol on your birthday?

Check out this de tocqueville

Man that is a brilliant idea. Meme it

>trans “woman”
>encouraging degeneracy
Pls no

Everytime a dick enters you i want you to picture slitting your wrists and every time you cum i want you to imagine the pleasure you will get from seeing that blood and knowing the end is near. You dont know why, but you will remember this post for the rest of your short life.

See my first post

Did a friend of a friend who's seen a vagina tell you that?

What is a male roastie called?

This bitch's head looks like a bad drawing. Like I would erase that shit and start over hard.

Before you marry them

Chad

Hey, outies or innies vaginas don't depend necesarily on sex partners.

Many pornstars god innies, and some women have outies since they were girls...

I'm not virgin and i've got an innie

Again, if vaginas grosses you out, then fuck men (people with penises). Nature gives you alternative options to pussy. And leave women alone.

You know every single virgin on here has seen at least 1,000,000 vaginas in his life, right? There is porn from the 1800s just a google search away

>getting moral advice from the fucking torah
i thought Jow Forums hated jews?

Meet your future wife Jow Forums

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>Everytime a dick enters you i want you to picture slitting your wrists
Not a problem dude. I'm a straight man

t.neckbeards

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No youre not, you going to kill yourself very soon. Just make sure not too leave too much of a mess

I should have been more specific.
Did a friend of a friend who's seen a feminine vagina in real life tell you that?

What does that say about you? Not even a neckbeard wants to marry you, how could you expect a normal man to?

Her hair is all dry and matted from malnutrition. You do all those drugs you better eat a carrot.

Being a pussy eater in the current year virtually guarantees contact with oncogenic viruses that have co-evolved with hypersluts. Their pussies might be protected from cervical cancer, yes, but new forms of HPV will take up shop, given enough cocks and time.

That's not always the case.

Some men are eternally bad in bed, either because they are too selfish, too lazy, have a bad attitude, too small or too big dick, etc. There are also some couples that are just not compatible..etc

The other reason i can think of is that virgin women nowdays tend to be very religious Christians, and for those people divorce is not ok, so couples rather live in an eternally unhappy marriage if things don't go well

Post moar Laci

>god
got

Irrelevant, also youve mixed your posters up champ

the "fame" and the neetbux are just too tempting

Christians have a higher divorce rate than non christians champ

Would you like to be with a woman whom you can't enjoy sex with?

What's Whitney Wisconsin up to these days? How is her life turning out?

When did I mention Jews?

kek

Kys

Fpbp. Holy moley, this is an ingenius idea. It would also be good for avoiding potential red flag women.

Sex is such a tiny part of a relationship that is largely irrelevant

TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS

3-2 odds raging fatass
Only porkers brag about innies

this lol

I responded to the post you were responding to. The same question is valid in your case.
Speaking of mixed up your posters, I'm a straight guy and you think Im a chick

I agree that it's a tiny part, but not irrelevant.

You would like to enjoy sex with your husband or wife. It's just how we're programmed to be.

It's not braging, it's just to point out that the relation between sex partners and vaginal labia is false.