How do we cure the adult male virgin epidemic?
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How come all the women are sluts and all the men are virgins?
If you tap your copy of Mein Kampf with your penis and say, "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good," it becomes a map highlighting all the Jews and partisans in your area.
Stop the culture of shaming men for wanting to be men.
State-granted wife
>How do we cure the adult male virgin epidemic?
take down Jow Forums
Sexual revolution
Sex
Statistically speaking people are just having less sex. Both sexes, not just men. It's mainly because of porn and the fact that nobody young has any money due to awful economic situations. How the fuck are you meant to able to afford to wine and dine a girl while you're living with your parents working part time to pay off your monstrous college debt?
To cure that, you have to cure modern women first.
They are the core reason for this
pussy, duh.
But can you imagine the hunk of low-grade government cheese they'd supply you with? Might as well go trawling in a dive bar at that point.
mandatory military service
>braaaaaaaagffffgfgff
Start by putting a bag over her face
I find it fucking hilarious from age 1-22 I thought I was just an ugly fuck since I was homeschooled and anti-social being interested in anime and hentai but from 22-24 I went from super virgin to having fucked 6 girls having a girlfriend now and a fuckbuddy on the side. I've become a massive degenerate working for a cellular company being incredibly over-burnt out and I hate my life and I had more motivation when I was a virgin and now I hate sex but like to fuck thicc cuties.
The good thing is men will live longer, have a lower rate of STDs, and won't have to worry much about divorce and child support. Besides the biggest problem is that guys are trying to pick up girls who are their age, men should be going for girls 5 to 10 years younger than them.
>braaaaaapppppppppp
Renounce fornication.
get them to lower their standards
everyone wants a chaste virgin waifu when the reality of the situation is if you want to carry on your race, you're going to have to settle for used goods
not everyone can wait for younger women to be of a better quality
because by then, minorities have come in and outbred you
GET OVER YOURSELVES CUNTS
YOU'RE NOT ADONISES
also faggots like this cunt are part of a /lgbt/ psyop trying to associate any female ass or pictures of vaginas with the negative association that scat brings
KYS /LGBT/ QUEER
>epidemic
Eliminate the STDs then
Umm not all men some guys get far more.
you're literally a lesser man
I bet this cures homosexuality too.
kek
The alpha-beta thing I guess.
weird thing is, i actually discovred this independently by chance.
>get them to lower their standards
British slags or death.
Simple. We wait for robowaifus. Suddenly men have a liable option to have most of the upsides of a woman with the added bonus of badass robotshit. Women become devalued as fuck. Once this happens male apathy towards women will strengthen and we can begin to hit them with stronger force in legal battles. Once this happens we ride the slippery slope back to girls being a second class citizen kept in their place and they will beg us for our attention, no matter how pathetic and nerdy as long as we can bring in some income.
I think most of them aren't even an issue unless you go gay or fuck at the side of the road. Had bareback with proper clean hookers and civilians. No std just abortions lol.
>thinks sniff squad if for queers and germans
>Queers AND Germans
That's a little redundant.
what men say they want and what they're willing to settle with are often two different things
what women say they want and what the end up going for is also two different things
You can't cure autism, OP.
Wow nicw
>aren't even an issue
en.wikipedia.org
>Normal vaginal discharge is composed of cervical mucus, vaginal fluid, shedding vaginal and cervical cells, and bacteria
>On average, there are approximately 108 to 109 bacteria per milliliter of vaginal discharge.[1][3]
>A typical reproductive-age woman produces 1.5 grams (half to one teaspoon) of vaginal discharge every day
Keep in mind men are expected to get circumcised to prevent "cheese" and STDs, but this is completely normal and you are expected to slurp it up with glee. "No!"
We convert to islam and start having sexual emergencies.
How so?
>settle for used goods
This isn't necessary. The white dress waifu just won't be jaw droppingly beautiful. Won't be a dog either.
They don't call it 3DPD for nothing.
where do you put in the dick?
Right? How absolutely disgusting.
But fear not! The solution is coming.
The occipital access tube. Duh.
Stop asking questions you already know the answer to.
That cheese only contains the same bacteria you need your skin to be intact.
Underrated.
Un-ironically banning porn is probably the only option imo. No Fap situations can really motivate lazy fuckers do get some.
Stop funding Israel.
I can't imagine why this would make a straight man think twice about pleasuring a vagina.
ok i've located the tube, but it's blocked by an access hatch and she's telling me i need to enter some kind of password. i need to figure this out quick she's running low on batteries and i need her later tonight to fight off the invading gangs of cyberniggers
Why would you want to?
You don’t, natural selection is at play
>Statistically speaking
Sounds like an anecdote to me, aussie bro.
Virgin here
Turning 33 in May
Can we fuck ethnical women?
Well, my marriage was an arranged one. We spent 6 years together as great friends and constant companions, married to great fanfare, still happily married after 20 years and our kids are more successful than us. No separating, no divorce, and few fights.
And we are both white, Mormon, and conservative. What happened was both our families thought we'd have difficulties in life and finding spouses the normal way, so they did this. Out of our parents and siblings, ours is the most successful marriage and we're doing really well despite everything.
And she's hot. Really sexy - even in her 40's. And I ended up cured: mom had some kind of Munchausen by proxy thing going. My wife saved my life.
We agreed to never divorce, never cheat, never hurt each other, and always do what's best for each other.
What element did you spec in to
>muh natural selection
Yeah, because women know how to select the best genes.
she looks pure
Who's this demon semen?
The access hatch override code should be on the back of your user manual.
I am 28 and a virgin
Lol get a hooker, I started there myself. Oh wait it's illegal for you. Get a gun and a Bible.
Lauren Simonsen.
OH DIOS MIO
We need to solve the male feminization problem first.
(((Toxic))) masculinity is being destroyed and as a result these young men are becoming pussies with not drive or aspiration.
I thought this was a meme ffs.
Google it, millennials have fewer sexual partners than their parents did at the same age. People are just poor, living at home, and have porn to access instead of real women. It's amazing what a difference not living at home makes to how women perceive you, from personal experience.
I could have had sex at 19 but I chickened out and she never spoke yo me again
A new world war or some kind of partial extinction event eould fix most of our problems.
We have too much leisure. We create our own problems because we are decadent.
If you actively wish to pleasure a vagina, you're clearly suffering the effects of severe phytoestrogen exposure. "For her pleasure" is a modern-day invention that doesn't exist in nature. Get a grip.
>Braaaaaaaaaaap
>sniff sniff
>Mmm darling is that eggs I detect?
>Mhm, yes, quite
>Perhaps just another, a little more of that pungent aroma...
>Braaaaaaaaap
>At yes, some garlic chutney as well I see
>Mhm, indeed
It's not about living at home. Most people flock to large urban cores hoping for big cash. Wherever you sit because that's wtf you can afford hurts your overall access to numbers too.
Write a book about it.
Yes kill half the men. That's a good one. I either get more pussy or am dead. Where do I sign up?
It's not
reminder if you dont like to eat pussy you are literally a faggot
Simple. We just take a boyslave into our homes and fuck them instead. Roma Invicta.
Honestly, there is nothing to be a Shamed of by Sleeping with a whore.
I think all Young men should experience a Dirty Whore as his First Experience.
Get it out of Your System.
You wait for either WWIII, the rise of an incurable super flu, or economic collapse
Sadly I'll probably be too old to do anything but die meekly when it happens
I dont think their is an adult male virigin epidemic, I think the internet has just casued all these people to congregate on certain corners of the internet so it makes it seem like an actual problem
This is where all you virgin niggers have it wrong. You never chase the 7+ qt, ever. Set your sights on the average to cute ones that just want to be loved. The ones guys dont normally trip over their dick for. Those are the one that will cherish you and give you all the nonrostie poon you could ever want.
Take these words of wisdom given to me by God himself. Be fruitful and prosper.
Trapy boifu or death.
>this is what faggots tell themselves as they slurp up discharge
Only 2 more years to you get your powers user
You'll realize what a waste sluts are after 25
legalize rape
Probably
All my buddies from high school are married now
Some questionable decisions including a black chick but at the time I was the most normal of the group
>Mormon
So you have to be in a Satanic cult to reproduce normally. Not worth it desu
Why should I chase a 5-6 girl?
>Going down on a girl that isn't your waifu
Disgusting
Start by getting laid. One less.
Why eat pussy when I can make it orgasm without going down on it?
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Because you will just walk with each other lovingly
There will be no chasing
Your mom.
>cure the adult male virgin epidemic?
women are degenerate sluts because men are also degenerate.
>men are facing a virinity epidemic.
hmmm
why does everything revolve around fixing men?