What's the most appropriate Jow Forums haircut for a real alpha man?

What's the most appropriate Jow Forums haircut for a real alpha man?

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Short buzz side, longer buzz top

>pol
>alpha
Pick one

buzz or crew cut

this

This mess.

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yep

AKA the soy cut

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looks like a majestic eagle watching his back

that guy is just a douche standing in a field

What defines alpha? I'm 6'1" athletic, very aesthetic, gf 2 years, fucked 15 broads, masters degree, i hunt and fish, know how to work with my hands

Nah thats long on top faggot. I'm saying like a 1 on the sides and a 3 on top

Shaggy mane.

high and tight

>pls tell me how to dress
>pls tell me how to look
>pls tell me how to think

you are the cancer killing Jow Forums, the west, everything
brainlets looking to be part of a group and wanting to signal to society that they are with it
at the expense of everything

fucking retard
just wear a dunce cap

>problem glasses
>nose ring

the haircut is fine, the extra shit is faggy

Alpha male lol get yo punk ass out

Jow Forums how do I get this body?

It depends what type of hair you have. Can't go wrong with undercut.

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Unironically this. Buzz or crew cut not because its cool but because its practical and reserved, which you should be as a man.

Jewish operative

>buzz on top
retard

The Natural Part

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This and only this. It will become our uniform. When TSHTF if you find another chad alpha with this hair, you can link up and hang niggers and shoot spics in the base of the skull with your grandfather's Luger together.

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Low body fat and upper body exercises. The body fat thing is very important.

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Just whatever works and is functional user.

Don't think too much about it. The main thing is that you only change it once or twice in your lifetime and it doesn't take too much time and effort to style.

Its what underneath the hair that makes the man.

Cardio, calisthenics and diet.
Thats all low fat percentage and functional muscle from bodyweight exercises.

Bowl cut faggets

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How do I achieve the Old Hickory look?

Thanks guys this has been educational. Was needing a new haircut and I think I got the general idea on what I should get.