/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COULD IT GET MORE COMFY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY
>NECDir Kudlow on Lou Dobbs 4/12/18
youtu.be/iaX_nMNg6yc
>Pres Trump meets w/GOP congress and governors 4/12/18
youtu.be/aEs10ixWrYc
>Pres Trump on Tax Cuts for American Workers 4/12/18
youtu.be/iz2e-MqTD8M
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania w/students 4/12/18
youtu.be/VI13c1wAKeE
>AG Sessions on Fair Housing Act Anniversary 4/12/18
c-span.org/video/?443948-1/

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MAGA

Anything new happen within the last couple hours? I fucked up my body accidentally and slept

chekd

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Wew Lad checked.

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Dear god that stuff is unholy
>expiration date

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Syria, is in fact, ISIS/Syria, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ISIS plus Syria. Syria is not an country unto itself, but rather another gassed component of a fully functioning ISIS country made worse by the ISIS caliph, bomb utilities and vital country components comprising a full caliphate as defined by the Koran.

Many sand niggers live in a modified version of the ISIS country every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ISIS which is widely used today is often called Syria, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the ISIS country, invaded by the ISIS Project.

There really is a Syria, and these people are living in it, but it is just a part of the country they use. Syria is the capital: the program in the country that allocates the government's resources to the other goats that you rape. The capital is an essential part of an country, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete country. Syria is normally used in combination with the ISIS country: the whole country is basically ISIS with Syria added, or ISIS/Syria. All the so-called Syria distributions are really distributions of ISIS/Syria.

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The night is still young!

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AWOOMENT

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Awoo

Checked

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QUADS OF INCREASED COMFINESS

MAGA

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CHECK!

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Jow Forumspol/ best Jow Forums

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>walk in
>see this

wat do?

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Checked

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Oi senpai!

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>Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ISIS which is widely used today is often called Syria, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the ISIS country, invaded by the ISIS Project.

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kek

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I'm going to kick her son in the ribs

My queen has bigger tits than that.

kek

nice

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>blackface gooks

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lick feets

who's that

i'll bite, what did you do to your body?

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brother=/ptg/
imouto=/sg/

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y-you too

swiggity swooty!

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Walk away and watch a Nasim video.

I like it!

Guys guys guys
A really awesome tunnel with good reverb.
Give me something to yell into it

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Self portrait of yourself?

Who else smokin joints?

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OY VEY MUH SHEKELS

My [spoilersdon'tworkon/pol/] waifu [/spoilersdon'tworkon/pol/].

PENIS

Smokin Big doinks in Amish?

I'm feeling too comfy, it's kind of scary.

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AWOO

god damn my yellow fever

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I am also curious

I took some depressants, but also had previously taken a stimulant so it fugged me up pretty bad

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I want to impregnate Rei

>smoking the devil's lettuce
No thanks.

I'd fuck Timpf over those gooks. That's how much asians turn me off

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"Panzer Vor!"

Stop making these threads. You can go back to t_d or cripple chan. Trump is a neocon

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No alcohol, no drugs, no cigarettes

U.S., Mexico and Canada hasten NAFTA talks as elections loom: Pena Nieto
>LIMA/MEXICO (Reuters) - The United States, Mexico and Canada will expedite NAFTA talks in a push to reach a deal in coming weeks, Mexico’s president said on Saturday after a meeting with the U.S. vice president and Canadian prime minister.

>On the sidelines of the Summit of the Americas in Lima, Peru, Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto, U.S. Vice President Mike Pence and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said they thought an agreement could be reached before Mexican elections on July 1, although they also said no deadlines had been set.

>On Friday, U.S. Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross said provincial elections in Canada in June were also a factor, and that a deal in May was possible.

>“There is a real possibility that we could arrive at an agreement within the next several weeks,” Pence said.

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Record it too
vocaroo.com
If you're on phone, you can press the upload button on the top-right

>168175003
no

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i watch that movie at least once a month its so perfect

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Calm yourself, only two of them even look good.

BAGINA

Not kosher enough for you?

>Posting with a lefty anarchist flag
What drives a man to such a depraved act?

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"Gas the kikes, race war now"
or
"AWOOOOOOOOO"

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no
>t. pharma jew user

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Old Timpf maybe. Not new coalburmer Timpf

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>Stop making these threads
>You can go back to t_d or cripple chan

The hypocrisy is real; you can go back to retarddit and ban people for wrong think. Everyone will be happy.

leftism is a hell of a mental disease

No caffeine either, Elder Price!

>implying there's a difference

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you are correct, but when the focus is specifically on the hips and breasts the blood tends to leave the decision making areas of the brain. at least there's enough rationality left to realize that cowtit blondes are still superior

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How's that different from Islam?

Did she pay the toll?

BIG FUCKING TITTIES

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I use it for shitposting "Q predicted this" posts in every thread

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>Timpf
no thanks lol

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>Get rid of the thing I don't like!

more

>BIG FUCKING ANIME TITTIES
>ftfy

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You know, I like you. You're a real good guy, you always made my day when I would lurk /sg/. Hopefully shit can be mended one day buddy, because you're not our enemy.

fuck off reddit

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Still comfy, lads?

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Cookie should be a jew star.

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We don't fuck goats.

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We figured it out. We solved the Syria airstrike conundrum. This is the current deepest lore, very possibly leaked from the administration itself.
>Tl:dr we worked WITH Syria/Russia to neutralize a malignant third party actor responsible for the gassing

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Polska always provides quality vanilla gf

>How's that different from Islam?
No consanguineous marriage or goat raping.

Shake my head in disgust and walk off the planet.

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

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Follow it up with a ~MOOOOO!

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The Hillary+Huma video is dropping tomorrow lads!!!

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