Who here completely /friendless/? No IRL friends, no internet friends, no acquaintances...

of course

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I hate you too faggot.
>>Jow Forums

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help me I am blind lol

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me
no friends, no reason to live, only contempt for the world.

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Right here buddy. No friends, no gf, just Jow Forums and video games.

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imagine actually having to leave the house to make time with your freinds

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This isn't Jow Forums retard fuck off.

Most of Jow Forums is friendless, that's why we is so smart. Nothing to distract us, just deep thought. Socialization doesn't affect us in the slightest, we say what we want. It's total freedom the normies simply wouldn't understand.

Running with the same crew for 13 years now.

Nice try though, reddit.
Remember to report these threads!

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you are my friend. i unironically enjoy everyone on even the canadians and DNC paid trolls

Ignore these threads, They are psychological welfare against POLacks, who think for themselves and therefore have less or no friends.

Sorry, we choose the truth. Fuck off.

so who cares??
you gotta be happy, if you need friends then
so be it. if you dont, then good too.
need a wife? then find one.
just do what it takes to be happy.

>I'm a schizoid so it doesn't bother me if I'm alone.
Thank you for staying away from civilized society.

lately I've been thinking about making friends with bigfoot but the barrier of extreme primal fear is hard to overcome
i live alone in the woods and thought I saw some eyes shining through a window recently
if you are chill though they can tell you things
if they are around

>so, user, what do you do?
>i'm a neet
>um, okay... it was nice to meet you, bye

Youre welcome

Me. I recently decided to leave social media, and the sad truth dawned on me: My entire internet presence has been eradicated. Nobody even knows of my existence except my parents. I'm like a ghost just floating around earth, going completely unnoticed by everyone else. Life has been hell for me since graduating.

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Yeah, me. I'm in my third year of university and go weeks without having a face-to-face conversations with anyone.

Watch this video you faggots
youtube.com/watch?v=wWxqj2a0V6s

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I had no real friends, except co-workers... I used to socialize and had lots of friends, but now they 're all into their familys shits. Mens & Womens can't be friend, so i work, save money , and pay for prostitutes. I'm a heavy smoker of weed, it doesn't help to socialize but i don't care, all i need is my internet, weed, and my money. I admit that a good laugh with collegues, or chating with a cutie make me wonder why i'm so autist, but fuck it, i feel so much better staying away from human contacts.

no

dude its literally everyone on Jow Forums including me

Embrace it. I was at my happiest when I was without friends.

I'm with you, brother. I'm in the same situation. It's fucking lonely.

gib frens nao :(

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start a Jow Forums friendship site with end to end encryption and privacy

I haven't had friends since kindergarden, and am 33
Last year, after my therapists advice, I tried to socialize heavily with coworkers, get hobby involving meeting new people (dance lessons), went on a trip for singles, generally spent almost a year focusing mostly on effort to meet people

It was all futile, my coworkers never invite me for afterwork things still (despite me inviting them numerous times), I didnt manage to keep in contact with anyone from that trip, and on dance lessons, after a year, I feel like a total outsider

Even on internet forums I've been frequenting for years, I have no friends there and are almost anonymous

I guess I was not meant to have friends

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frens forever, now and always.

Nice political thread bro

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3 days ago I thought there wasnt going to be world anymore and guess where I was?

It's no accident society has come to this point. We are being conditioned for our eventual life from birth to death in a space capsule. there will be trillions of people completely isolated from each other at different areas in our solar system mining the planets and comets including earth with a swarm of mining bots each by remote control from their capsules. the ones mining and destroying earth wont even know it was their home they read about from the "online archive" manufactured for them composed of an artificial internet archive with news, video and millions of fake websites and panicked conversations you could read till you died of old age detailing WWIII and the unholy annihilation that followed. You will earn credits by mining materials and jettisoning them to the 3d printers manufacturing a dyson sphere around our sun. with your credits you can buy automated deliveries of oxygen canisters, time off on the internet and to watch videos or play games. The trips to mars by ellon musk and other space ventures will go wrong and disappear or be destroyed, according to the official story anyway. the crew will be the first generation of this new civilization. they will be knocked unconscious by sleeping gas on the way to destination, they will be locked away in their pods and secured till arrival, where the breakaway civilization has been preparing for this since the 1960s. they will arrive to an underground bunker entrance hidden on the dusty surface of mars. and as their pods are taken inside they will be placed inside individual space capsules. the capsules will be launched into orbit around mars at first and used to accelerate the breakaway civilization in place already run by a skeleton crew. large containers of preserved stem cells, eggs and semen and all the equipment required to turn stem cells into eggs and to birth artificially inseminated eggs will be aboard the initial ship in secret cargo containers.

I moved to the Arctic to get a job. I am very isolated. The only people I know here are from work, and I don't talk to anyone outside of work (and barely talk to people at work).

I was broken from the start though, I never had a chance.

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they will be brought underground and the second generation will begin being produced. they will go from hundred or thousands first generation to millions by second generation. before this happens but once it's inevitable the earth can be destroyed. WWIII will be manufactured by USA nuking itself once and blaming Russia, then nuking Russia and itself en-masse simultaneously. From there the rest is a cake walk of releasing depopulation biological weapons through aircraft deployment and nuking the remaining major cities then using droids to finish off any remainders ensuring no eyewitnesses or interference with your new isolated slave civilization. After a few years the earth is rendered unrecognizable, and the mining operation can expand beyond mars. First they come to earth to make absolutely sure noone remains by mining the earth down to the magma core. not a single living thing will be left on the surface. after this the rest of the planets and comets are harvested for rare minerals and common materials for manufacturing more dyson spheres till the sun is completely surrounded and it's entire energy harvested continuously. at this point the oxygen canisters will not be delivered anymore. the very best and most useful or talented will have their capsule automatically flown to the new bunker on pluto.

genetically engineered brains will be grown in a lab and implanted with wireless quantum computers for calculation purposes and self repairing dna through some now seemingly nonsensical method such as folding itself into an ouroboros shape that has no ends to deteriorate and accelerates self-repair. the brains are birthed from machinery into a space capsule from an assembly line that churns them out by the million a day using the gathered materials from harvesting the entire solar system. It will have a sensory system embeded into the quantum computer to make it process the capsules instruments as a native part of it's being. it will be implanted with the artificial archive as it's knowledge base upon "birth". it will never need to explore the archive, it can just know it's entirety the second it is assembled. it knows we are gone, it knows there's no going "home" it knows it's goal is to escape the eventual destruction of the universe and the only way to do it is to harvest every atom in it and condense them into new artificial elements denser than a black hole in a single atom. after harvesting every ounce of matter in the universe they will have a handful of these new elements to shield one capsule containing one brain with all the updated info gathered by that point and head towards the edge of the universe where dark flow is strongest. as the last light fades behind it into pure blackness it will drift for eternity. eventually the dark flow will accelerate it to a point it's traveling at the speed of light towards whatever external force is pulling it. it will cut through the event horizon of the universe and escape

Me but I'm a schizoid so that doesn't bother me at all

Iktf
Wanna be friends?

Toothbrush isn't your friend

You have friends all over the world user. Just because we dont know your name doesnt mean we dont care about you.

Pretty sure I am an actual schizo. I heard noises and see movement in my peripheral every once and a while. I have even heard music. It is also the intro to Green Day's long view, over and over again. Alcohol helps, until it doesn't.

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sure, mr anonymous internet poster

For friends and lovers, it seems it's really hard to get one when you've been having none for a long time. I changed cities often so I didn't keep any long lasting friendship either, and it's hard when arriving in a new place as people there are either fucktards or have already enough friends so are not interested. So yeah, good luck to you..! Maybe find a sport or hobby you really like that is done in teams, as at least you will enjoy this time even if you fail at making friends.

Thanks
I know what you mean, I changed schools few times (all in one city tho), so I know what you mean by people already having friends and not being intersted in meeting more

I thought about a hobby, but TBQH I think I don't enjoy anyting anymore, really

Me :(

I don't mind being alone, hell, I don't even mind being a virgin at 25 anymore. More time to do what I want, and get shit done.

I feel like I just saw Satan's face for the first time after seeing this image.

I understand.. we have the same age, and I got 2 friends from 2 jobs but they live pretty far away now. It's not too bad though, as I know we can count on each other every now and then. I'm more worried about finding a new wife as I have a little kid already and feel old as fuck. I've always felt older than my age..

I fail to see why going under the radar is a bad thing?

checked

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Pinky promise bong. This is THE place anyways.

Friendships are overrated.

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Only if you left behind your retarded politics

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only when you switch the kettle on

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>1 post by this ID
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Jow Forums is unironically my only form of social interaction

I used to be. I miss it. You don't know how luck you are, people just talk, talk and then talk some more. They are just audio-bukkaking you with their problems.

Jow Forumsacks confirmed evil

Here fags/ Have this
youtube.com/watch?v=ZUYknY5MXTI

there is a buddhist pepe wtf

I'm your friend user, we all deserve love.

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Yep

No desire here, though; being alone is the comfiest.

lel you think life sucks now, wait till you pass 40

>Sorry to NEET YOU bitchtit.

I think a person can survive and live an okay life in relative solitude, but I think there are better things to be had with friends.

I only really have four genuine friends, and one of them is my brother. But I have acquaintances and co-workers with whom I sometimes spend time outside of work. But I travel alone. I live alone. I don't date.

From living like this for the past 8-10 years, I've come to believe that almost everything a person can enjoy doing in the real world, is more enjoyable when shared with someone in similar circumstances. They say that for a friendship to last, they need to have at least two of the following four things in common:

>living in close proximity
>frequent interaction (due to sharing a workplace, classroom, or religion)
>shared hobby or interest
>at similar stage of life

This eliminates two of my four "friends." But, especially when traveling, I often long for company. And maybe it's that one of the few unequivocal joys that still exists in my world is a good conversation, and that you can't have a conversation alone.

That's why I keep coming back here, even when it dulls me down and keeps me in relative isolation: I can still have a good conversation here once in a while and nobody holds anything back. My only advice: if you find someone in the real world with whom you can talk the same way you talk to others here, consider yourself lucky.

For everything else, there will always be books and movies.

You should conjure a tulpa.

Also who

>ENTP, i make friends like a rockstar gets pussy

But my internal forum of thought Jow Forums its the place.

This is the old underground bar in which revolution begins. This is awesome. You know how all the normies digged into the nerd shit now that they find it to be cool?

Wait for Jow Forums bro. Its beggining but nah.

I relate more with foreigners on an anime image board that post memes about how degenerate our society is than I do with the average person at this point.

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schizoid =/= schizophrenia
Schizoid is anti social disorder, where isolation doesn't feel bad, but being surrounded by people feels terrible

Its not our fault when pepe memes have more deep of thought than a normie opinion on life affecting subjects.

this is me now.

It will become the norm. Get over the societal expect.. Or if you want a friend work really hard to find one.

No friends is pretty chills until you wanna go out sometimes.

SAGE this fucking thread! Don't you see this is a demoralizing slide thread?

>believes in sliding
Use the hecking catalog, Jeffrey.

I haven't had friends in years, I honestly don't care at all, I've got my hobbies and people having expectations of me stresses me out.

You live in Slavbard?

No, but it is about the only group of people that are north of me.

user, what the fuck.

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>tfw haven't left the house in 3 months
>tfw don't have the "Phone" app on my hotbar
>tfw even my dog thinks I"m pathetic

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Me, i'm 23 now and last saw my friends at 19

Some called but I cut them all out, now I want to get back to them

You're dog is an asshole

Then go call them, there's nothing else for it

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I don't want this future. We were so optimistic once, but that was before I was born.

Everything just seems to be going to shit now, and I'm not even 21 yet.

I never had any friends, never went to public school, never left my home state. Social anxiety keeps me from talking to anyone except immediate family. Even grandparents, cousins, aunts/uncles freak me out. I go to work each day, talk to no one, come home, talk to my brother, play video games, complete household chores, and go to bed. Every fucking day.

me, but I don't give a shit
it has it's upsides and downsides
but I honestly don't miss having friends

Every day is a new day and it's never too late to start again. Everyone feels the way you do at some point. This stage of life is really hard for a lot of people too butv you can do it. You have to try new things and step out of your comfort zone or nothing will ever change. Baby steps, you can do it.

Well he can read, so that's something.