Lawl-yer

bAsEdPoLaK

Attached: 1442043282603.jpg (487x720, 61K)

Autistic because of feeling lonely because of being single for nearly a year? Wouldn't it be the opposite? Law school keeps you busy, especially when preparing to graduate. It's abnormal circumstances that have provided me no time to date.

Pfft. You are like a little baby. My gf at the time broke up with me days before I sat for the Bar exam. Three states, including NY. I was certain I failed all three, but I passed all of them. Just focus. Go to your Bar prep classes, study the material, and just drown yourself in class notes and prep material until you can't think of anything else. Fap before bed and be done with it. If you could focus for three years of LS, you can focus for the exams.

anarchy is stupid but uncle Ted was right
loneliness is for women kiddo

Attached: 1471989769294.jpg (960x444, 49K)

what if he ends up into fat hookers and it becomes his new thing? what then eh?

Stop with your superiority complex you fucking autistic. If you really sat for the bar and went through similar shit (and weren't an autist) you'd be more empathetic.

then he will have to go to canada and bang dog or someone equally disgusting to get rid of stupid urges

Attached: cuntanalyze.jpg (1042x2430, 403K)

Won't happen. Lawyers don't have to fuck fat chicks. I'm hoping at least. I mean, I have to pass the bar, but we have been sold this idea.

Fuck a Black chick and live out your Suits fantasy, you faggot.

I have this video bookmarked. I fap to it every now and then.

Based Polack

>lawyers
>empathethic
u wot m8

Attached: law.jpg (1280x720, 128K)

I have only ever fucked huwhite chicks notwithstanding that Jewish girl who blew me. She had blonde hair. It doesn't count.

You're not a lawyer yet. So go fuck Sweet Tooth Sally and make her wish she killed herself years ago.

We aren't all bad people

>banging roasties
You're going to do terribly in law if you don't have a diverse taste in pussy, dude.

Given your circumstances, you have it easier than I did. You're just horny. I had my heart ripped out and thrown in my face mere days before I had to sit for the most difficult Bar exam in the nation. Stop complaining and focus. You shouldn't even be here. It's April, and you sit in what, July? Go study Contracts and stop bitching.

Not the point. You gotta act smug and tell these White skanks that you're too good for them now.

no, of course not, but you are redundant as your seniors create law and overly complicate it to secure your own jobs
also, empathy is not inherently good quality
empathethic gravekeeper would be really shitty and cry on funerals

Attached: 1513891737035.jpg (540x559, 38K)

So only fucking white girls is diversity in pussy? Ok, I've gone, WASP, Irish, German, Cajun, and a blow job from a Jewish Princess.

This guy gets it. Worrying about women fucked my ambitions up for years, dude. And that's exactly what you're doing, OP. I'm several years older than you, by assumption that you started college fresh out of HS, and even I can't stand women anymore.

I tried to reconcile with my ex late last year and I saw just how vapid the bitch was. And don't mess with chicks who have no goals or goals less than what yours already are. If you're fucking a chick with no car, degree, or independence whatsoever, then don't even call her back.

Because once you hopefully do pass the Bar, and get into a position of status, women will use your clout against you. And I've seen many lawyers that get caught up in whores that take and ruin not just their careers but their lives.

I hope you fail ur bar exam.

That's fucked up, user.

>lawyers
>empathy
This isn’t your blog, kid. Lawyers are soulless demons.

I'm working on it. Not there yet.

I hope you pass the bar op.
So I can bury your faggot pansy ass in the courtroom.

>wishin another people bad things is fucked up
>on mongolian casket weaving appretiation forum
are you lost?

Attached: general-president-bashar-al-assad.jpg (375x493, 18K)

Why limit yourself to just White, even Whiter, White, Hick White, and Kike? At least screw an Asian girl, a Latina girl, a Black girl (one that's nerdy, not some Live PD sheboon), and a Spanish girl.

By the time these White women (and I'm White myself with Irish heritage so don't get it twisted) hit my age (26), they've already had Tyrone's kids and don't give a rats ass about anyone but themselves and raising some mutt.

> falling for the sex jew in 2018

>yes goyim, racemix! and premarital sex is also cool and without consequences!

Attached: 1471989029934.png (1634x1058, 237K)

Also, OP, if you're this sexually deprived now, imagine how it'll be when you're up against some skanky prosecutor or fellow attorney. You think that you'd be able to handle yourself accordingly without wanting to fuck her brains out of her bimbo head?

Who said to impregnate them, Jakub? Wrap it and tap it.

dude, you don't even know how good you have it. I'm still a virgin and my only and longest relationship lasted 3 weeks tops back in middle school and all the girls I meet nowadays are all either occupied by some stupid cocksucker or blocked and emotionally unavailable in some way. you have no idea how bad that feels.

but heck, if you want the sex so much you can still go to a sex bar, a brothel or sauna club and do that. it's not even expensive. talk about 1st world problems.

still kinda risky

Attached: 1471984348101.jpg (657x1133, 370K)

>longest relationship lasted 3 weeks
2 nights
get on my level

Attached: ultimateguide.jpg (2368x2716, 1.17M)

Get the fuck out you stupid lesbian, people love sex especially straight people. why is it when you get drunk you want sex? its enjoyable you dumbfuck.

A woman can accuse OP of rape, so the element of risk is always a factor, isn't it?

Not even a full day. Get on mine, Pollack.

Thanks. That is probably the best encouragement and compliment I could expect to get on pol.

>enjoyable things are good
I would enjoy killing people with pickaxe but I am not doing it cause it would be detrimental to society

Attached: tits.jpg (550x682, 43K)

so does it even count as relationship? did you banged her?

Attached: drdom.jpg (259x194, 7K)

The outie looks like my asshole taking a shit

Attached: Brap pants.jpg (607x875, 45K)

>get on my level

lol, no thanks, man.
If I knew what would happen in my future I never would have thought it's about exploring the lowest depths of no-partnership misery.

I'm an adult and non-autist. Sorry for your troubles. Maybe take your own advice if you want sex that badly. I want a substantial relationship with a woman I can have children with.

I gotta go walk with doggo
remember, sex is unimportant

Yes, then she fucking left. Thankfully. And she didn't eat my pizza so that was good.

Then fucking wait. Patience is key in having a good woman. You want what isn't obtainable right now.

The odds of something like that happening are like a billion-to-one. Yeah I guess it could happen but you could get struck by a bolt of lightning too

>Maybe take your own advice if you want sex that badly.

I'm just not a big fan of non-committed sex and I don't wanna pay for something like that either.

> I want a substantial relationship with a woman I can have children with.

guess what, I want the same. it's not like I'm still in my early twenties.

That's the point. I am in hyper-study with no time to build a new relationship, but in this period of stress, it keeps creeping into my thoughts.

Then vent your sexual frustrations to Venti.

Attached: 1518097418841.webm (800x478, 1.93M)

posting vids of big titty bitches doesn't help much with sexual frustration. Or does it?

Your point is, you posted in the wrong forum. OK maybe. That doesn't help. I post in pol the most and probably felt the most comfortable here, despite knowing you fuckers would ride me down into the dirt. Maybe that's what I need to get over this shit.

That bitch needs to listen to Dr. Peterson and clean her filthy fucking room.

Brittany is a regular here. Maybe she'll give you head if you ask kindly enough. And you do realize that you're on Jow Forums and not Reddit, right? Because I sure hope so as we're not here to hold your hand and hug you, user.

Would you rather laugh? Like, I'm still confused. Polandball tried to help, and others have as well.

Attached: 1523106183361.png (1440x1404, 1.51M)

There's an empty bottle of maker's mark on her bed. sure that is sexy, but it's potentially rape with these crazy women now. I especially have to watch out since I am about to be a lawyer. I am an open cash register to them, despite being a broke ass law student.

I've never been on Reddit. Not my crowd.

Nice armpits

She likes preppy white guys though. Imagine how powerful it would feel to humble the bitch a little bit.

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 75K)

Based Polack!

I've noticed this with fiance who I've dated 9 years since High School, she's currently at the average stage I would say, but I don't have the biggest the dick either.

I wear Fred Perrys and only like white (Huwhite) women. She looks like a hapa.

a black man cannot comprehend and?

armpits are disgusting you degenerate.

she took it in the ass already? and preggo how can I take it as mine? never brotha!

I mean, when theyre ugly ass 56% mutts, yea.

She voted for Trump, user. Would a hapa vote for Donald?

Attached: Nm1MGE8J_400x400.jpg (400x400, 26K)

>e important things. What can I do to keep this off my mind and stay focused?
Go have a good wank, go for a walk. Then study on.

She went on warski and said she never shows clevage to get donations. What a dumb cunt

yes, a hapa would. she is sexy, but i wouldn't have babies with her. i am pute 100% bavarian phenotype. no, kidding. if you don't get the reference, fuck you. I am british and german (northern). I want a NW european woman and white children.

if you still masturbate \ yiu probably in your teens or ending your teen years. it dispaeers after tht

How about some Beesly?

Attached: 1523770033544.jpg (439x1024, 67K)

She is based, genetic difference isn't the issue, its the cultural differences, not knowing this is an example of inbreeding. I would.

is that the girl from the office?

Yep.

I would pounce.

Bears eat beets.

Attached: 1523769968910.gif (334x251, 1.68M)

le girl next door

I've always liked her since she hasn't gone batshit.

Attached: 1523769865321.jpg (598x800, 81K)

get a hooker with all that money you apparently have faggot. Quit bitching here, do something about it man!

the thread has been derailed and is now about the chick from the office.

i'm a broke law student you mother fucker.

I won't have money for years.

Attached: 1523769788893.gif (256x256, 1.78M)

>I got it. She is an ideal woman. Hot, maybe. Super cute. yes. Girl next door? Yes. Super attractive in that regard, yes. We would all wife her if within an acceptable age range.

I would still wife Pam Beesly.

Attached: 1523768770104.png (836x600, 796K)

she is so much better than that hapa with eyes spaced too far apart.

looks like the lesbian from OITNB

Oh, the sloth? Definitely.

Attached: 1523769631949.gif (620x343, 422K)

How fucking dare you?

Attached: 3175143969_f53a19909d.jpg (384x288, 31K)

what are you referring to, the sloth? I just zoned out to this gif for a full 90 seconds.

The e-thot, yes.

Attached: 1523769000821.jpg (786x1024, 108K)