AUS/POL BUSHFIRE EDITION

>mfw 5 am start tomorrow

just

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I made an honest mistake that hasnt affected anything. She is lying about the factors that caused it, its painting me in an extremely negative light.

Mfw you realise you live in Australia and dont have to worry about Jews or nogs yet. The only real worry is if your mate doesnt return the mower, steals your pack of uno cards or if the bottleo is open.

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whats the point of a jew moving to Australia when they have a Jewish ethnostate.

*Exceptions apply: Melbourne

Me. Despair. I had pretty much a whole lasagna.

mate there's an entirely jewish suburb in Melbourne with its own jewish security and ambulance service

Who else here panning for their dream house? I'm looking at properties and scouting out locations. Going to have the perfect slice of land to build me dream house on.

I hate cunts like that. Slit her throat, drink some of the blood and spit it in her face.

Jews are our allies.

Thats always the exception.

subversion

What are your connections? Upper management?

National disgrace

youtube.com/watch?v=MLWm51Idqcw

My dream house is on the harbour. Not sure if I'd live with the jews in the east or the white poofs in the north.

yeah aint gonna be cheap bud, maybe 4 million?

Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

What are the most useless degrees you can get in Australia?

Law

>What are the most useless degrees you can get in Australia?

Economics and Business, followed by nursing.

Complete expulsion from her social group and ruin her chances for a career with the company. Wont go into detail with connections but in short yes.

An arts degree, maybe even law these days. go for engineering or medicine. the rest are useless.

>mfw waking up in the city to the smell of bushfires

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>nursing
>useless
t. Boomer

so you wanna join the Brits to help us out when we inevitably bomb the fuck out of syria again? It's for a good cause lel

>2 essays on Trump due in a week
>haven't started either of them
>they're legit 2-3 hours each of proper work but I can't fucking start
How do I channel my autism into something productive for once?

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As soon as I get back from the bloody UK

Also realise how shit Sydney and Melbourne have become in the last couple of decades

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>t. Boomer

>Wanting to wipe the ass of some boomer in retirement.
>Needing a degree in a industry flooded with Indians that did fuck all in the way of study.
>Dealing with the low pay and conditions while the people you look after have millions in the back while putting their hands into the pockets of the younger generations.

You don't fool me Boomer I can sense your grey here from here, you should go gas yourself.

why are you writing shit on trump? are you studying international politics ?

What're you doing in the homeland user? Enjoying the rain?

do it faggot. Bitch deserves it.

>low pay
AHAHAHAHAHA
>Everyone has to wipe arse
AHAHAHA
>>Every nurse works in a nursing home
AHAHAHAAH
>Helping out your countrymen is a bad thing
AHAHAHAAH

You're a fucking boomer

View from my place of the fires

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heyo emufags, we need help bombing the Syrians again. You in? I swear we'll be treated as liberators when we march in this time.

Postgrad education so I can make a career in science back home. Weather's aint as bad as it's made out to be, better than Melbourne.

What's up with the neon dildos?

You give me one of those Dodge Demons and I'm in. Reckon they'd be good at skids

im chinese australian

I have no dog in this fight, also im working in realestate so I can't really join.

Fuck off schlomo, it's your war not ours

because you ate the poor thing

Moving camera you idiot

Also, 2210 represent

Bolton says consider it done, also bring drop bears/eucalyptus trees. We're dropping all sorts of invasive species in to see what sticks.

shooting SAMs at the fire

Syria is gonna be a real estate bonanza once democracy kicks in and we kick all the natives out, get in early m80

yeah i did.

only deal with first world

This, we shouldn't be helping America wage another war on behalf of the Jews.

Dunno probably at least 10 for what I'd want. Boat access, pool, modern architecture, 4 car garage, man shed for drinking and shit posting on pol.

lel you think we actually declare wars still? You've let the roos kick you in the head one too many times friendo, it's all about that unsanctioned quasi-legal military action.

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fuck me i haven't had sex in a year. where do you even meet girls these days?

fuck women, procure currency

Tinder. You have to be pretty fucking ugly not to be able to get any from Tinder

Bibi says he'll give each of you enough Carlton Draught to drown in if you join now. Bolton says he's good for it

Hold the camera properly next time idiot

Yeah, third year of IR
>foreign policy analysis on whether his approval tanks below 40% in two weeks
>diplomacy analysis on whether Trump's a normal american diplomat (US history of not giving a shit about anything beyond just making deals, etc)
that aside, how do I go jobmode after uni? breddy concerned about the job market for public sector

been wondering that myself. it used to be really easy but now people seem like aliens. is anyone else late 20's early 30's really intimidated by women their age? They all have careers and I just want to play video games and go camping.

what adult over 25 uses fucking tinder.

Desperate ones.

>Clearly doesn't understand that the only nurse shortage is in age care.

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

1st world, 2nd world stuff only really applied when the USSR and its client states were a thing m80. Syria is gonna be a massive real estate market in a few years, you know the Israelis are gonna want in on the land grab and they've got the bullets + bucks to do it.

You're missing a huge opportunity lulz

Can I have some anti Melbourne memes please cobbers

>chinese australian

yeah right.... fuck off chink you will never be Australian

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any of you in the CFA? how is it?

Climbing? Where?

All of them.

gas all meme flags when

other than pointless sex with strangers its got no use.

>that pic
take me back in time pls

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>CFA

No fucking way would I ever join that shit.

already have a shit load of money. but wanking to porn every night just isn't doing it.

nah, fuck tinder.

as long as it dosnt become cucked by iran or saudi arabia im fine. no shia influence in the middle east is a good thing.

T.Ass wiper

I couldn't do that job, being surrounded by people who have nobody willing to provide support would just drain your soul.

this would also be a great time to ask if you would help us turn china into a parking lot. It's for a good cause, I swear.

I dont speak the language so thats a huge barrier for me, someone else will fill the space better than me.

I'm australian as australian Pie. I was born here. Thats like me saying you're not australian cause you're not abo

Go to a brothel. Clean, safe and you wont get led on and blue balled by Tinder roasties who just want a free feed

why though

Its 2018

Arts

If the fires were in Melbourne I wouldn't be surprised

the burgers shitposting, there will be no realestate boom in a country like syria.

we're leasing it to the Israelis in exchange for not having to give them anymore foreign aid. Our Meme President thinks it's a good deal (?)

How do you meet nice qt manic pixie women when you're 25+ if you're objectively a piece of shit, you're a nasty son of a bitch but you're really handsome and good at presenting a charming and polite face?

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pls explain to all of us how syria will have a realestate boom. A country that without immense foreign aid will take 30 years to get to prewar standards.

look at iraq, it had a realestate boom... oh wait.

maybe the market is saturated in aus but in the us nurses can make $40+ an hour
to start

what are said women doing on a Sunday night? there is your answer

Download the app and find out, you will be surprised

If you are so Australian, why did you feel the need to mention you are chink as well?