Does Australia even have politics?

and what is the best way for collectivist Hivemindism? Fascism? Maoism?

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here is an accurate depiction of the state of Australian politics

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we have left centre left zion and centre right zion, pick your poison

I'm a crypto fascist, of course. Left wing libertarianism without Marxism/ancom only makes sense if you come out the other end of a fascist phase.

LDP are like the only non fucked party and they barely get any votes, sad

what happened to Sean Beldam? He used to be a funny Aussie back when youtube first started, but has gone to total shit.

kek'd

Nah they can't even survive from any dropbears.

David Leyonhjelm has surprisingly bad social skills, what the LDP needs is a Hitler, or sorts. With connections and acceptance by the deep state, they'll allow the LDP to rise. At the moment the LDP is just a list of politically proven/economically proven policies without a personality to back it up.

Aaron Stonehouse is nearly there. Keep shilling for them. They're actually in line with most Australians values. Its just that most aussies are too docile to care. They want to do so many things that will help us. Making voting no longer mandatory will be a good one. youtu.be/3EsiEco8Isc

I haven't had a bath in fucking yonks

Australians also can't enjoy sea water. the box jellyfish is 1HKO if it touches you.

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Australian and Canadian politics are fucked.

>implying boxjellyfish take up 35,877kms of coastline

their range does, and seeing the risk is certain death, even with that tiny odd, means GTFO.

Yes. The left is mainly Labor, with the greens on their left flank. Against them is the Coalition which had to form because of how strong Labor was, which is made up of the Liberals and the Nationals. Nationals are rural areas, while the Liberals are everywhere else. The Rightwing also has a ever changing pot of minor right wing parties which burst onto the scene, gain some support and then fall apart to the next one to take hold.

Australia had a recent spate of the party rooms kicking out the leaders. Labor, headed by Rudd started off in government by announcing a carbon tax at a moderate enough level to get the moderate Coalition leader, Turnbull to sign on. Thus got the party room to then knife Turnbull, replacing him with Abbott a conservative member of the coalition.

Rudd however was next. The carbon tax and a mining tax were attacked in the media by corporate media leading to a dip in polling. Rudd was popular with the public, but not the party room do at the first dip they knifed him. Replacing him with Gillard. Rudd was a member of the Labor right, while Gillard was on the left.

Gillard proved unpopular with the public, barely surviving a election but was able politically to manage a minority goverment with the help of the cross bench. However the next election looked to be a wipeout for Labor under her leadership, so they knifed her, bringing back Rudd who stemmed the bleeding a bit. Both of them going, and a safe compromise choice was put in, Shorten a party man.

The Coalition in power had its own trouble. Abbott wasn't very popular, and only got in because the public was sick of Labors infighting. So he sunk in the polls. Turnbull then knifed Abbott coming back into power. However he had to compromise to the conservative faction to get in, so he merely proved to be a nicer face on the same old. He too has been sinking in the polls, but nobody wants to be the next backstabbers knowing they will get thrashed in the next election.

Maybe they might swim to your country to since they can go that far!

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