Ask a Mexican anything

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What drugs are you selling?

How many burritos did it take to make your ass that big?

none

i ate chinese food all day

that's a really beautiful view

>i ate chinese food all day
you must be from tijuana

Don't worry friend, you can tell me I'm not from the DEA

i dont, im not colombian.

Do chainsaw decapitations work better while riding a motorbike or an ATV?

fuck off

i guess.

You are just a smuggler, OK I get it.

but i finished engineer school this year

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>chinese food
Is it Mexicanized?

americanized.

do you know anyone murdered in drug violence?

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How many niggers cocks have you slurped you derelict sub human scum.

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Why are latinas so superior over filthy wh*te "girls" (not to mention the other women?)

yes.

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And you can make better stashes for drugs in your car. great job user

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family values.

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Why are you starting this same thread with the same pic? This isn't Jow Forums related. This is your nightly attempt at gathering some kind of fan club. No one gives a shit.

How many times are you going to make this thread without even changing the picture?

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all of my friends sell drugs, me not.

im a weird bug.

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Sounds disgusting.

Have a buen dia

>posts thot

danke.

milch und brot.

gib latina

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This is a blog, not related to Politics

Get this bastard outta here pls

Who's the girl in the pic?

Also what's better.. Anejo, Reposado or Silver?

spaniards work in gemoney, get one

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of course not.

reposado

Why you like getting cucked by bald men cutting inside?

No I mean which one is best?

I think a motorbike has more clearance and is more maneuverable but a 3 wheel ATV is more stable and you can hold the chainsaw easier. What do you think? Mexicans are the experts in vehicular chainsaw beheadings.

It's a fucking slide thread.
Also anejo, how do you not know that?

I asked who is it ffs.

>bastard
free aridoamerica

t.huixquilucan chales

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More of a Whisky person.

i dont know, just saved from a horney user

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>all of my friends sell drugs
that's because you are their supplier

Do mexicans hate niggers?

I visited Mexico last Fall (wearing a MAGA hat) and only got decapitated 4 times. Ask me anything.

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So you aren't even a beaner. Fucking repasado. Its tequila not whiskey faggot.

>experts

not all germans are nazis, so not all mexicans are bad hombres

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si. well, all the world.

I mean, I prefer tequila reposado.

If you like whiskey, then you may like repasado, but Mexicans don't drink it, its nasty in mixed drinks.

I know you fucking retard.

but I only have $500 pesos in my wallet.

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This

Thanks.

>apexico
no te creas que tranza ya vete a dormir wei o te la vas a jalar?

ya lo hize tio.

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Mexicali o Tijuana?

what mexicans think about trump's wall and racism against ur people?

Ciudad Juarez, la unica frontera de mejico

where can i find a light skinned chilanga and will she have sex with me if i offer to make her a us citizen

pic related

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See if you can find a bottle of perfidio, I don't know what's available in bongland.

we are humillated by the orange jew

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You've spend all your drug money on prostitutes already?
Wow lad that's really fast.

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deserved t b h
you are definitely doing something wrong when the government wants to build a wall to keep you out

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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aun no somos USA

i have fear to leave my room, is this common in poltards?

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ojala pronto

>light skinned chilanga

in el pedregal

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Any parts of north Mexico worth visiting for a Texasfag who doesn’t want to be brutally murdered, and if possible, be able to see beautiful latinas even if they aren’t interested in me?

You are afraid thaty the police will arrest you when you leave your room?

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go to mexican texas, aka Chihuahua.

ensenada
los cabos
monterrey
rocky point

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janusz. get fucked by a nazi. POOLAND IS THE MEXICO OF EUROPE

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I feel you, mexicans and brazillians are very look a like

Agoraphobia?

A lot of people are against it, especially in the Mexican Government, because it acts as a pressure valve. If Mexicans couldn't just make it to America to live a better life, they might actually try and fight for a better life where they're at. Same for, say, the Middle East. If Muzzies couldn't just pack up their bags and leave for Europe, they'd actually fight for good change in their society.

Migration is bad for the world.

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What? We are not taco eating drug dealers.

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mexico x brasil

1/16 World cup 2018

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because not all germans are nazis, not all polish are jews, not all british love each other, not all french dont take showers and not americans are stupid and fat

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>Migration is bad for the world.
mfw america in 1300

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that's a rare mo'fuckin' pepe nigga

Be honest, how shit is your connection speed routing your traffic through kikeland?

Why do the Mexicans around me eat such absolute shit? I mean, they'll cook at home and just deep fry shit. The men, the women, doesn't matter. I mean, I respect that they cook, but why do they cook such absolute garbage food? They drown everything in grease.

North America was a shithole, but Mesoamerica had several great civilizations, and South America had the Incans.

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?

this is true.

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>great

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It's not like you can't make Mexican food that's healthy and tastes fucking delicious. It's world class cuisine. I swear, it's like watching Italians eat egg noodles and ketchup and call it spaghetti carbonara.

Un hombre puede soñar.

Do you guys really hate south Americans? If so why? Serious question.

how can I find a latina qt

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>Mexican food that's healthy

try ceviche and mexican sea food.

argies and uruguayans, cuz they are arrogant. and some chileans.

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just be a wasp

don't they like italians too?

yes.

Yeah I know, it's great stuff. But if my roomate is making fish tacos? He's gonna deep fry that shit.

WHY DAMNIT, WHY

How can people find that woman sexy. She looks like a gorilla. Her ass is out of proportion.

Thanks fren. I’ve debated about visiting for awhile, preferably when not too hot and not in a really shitty part. I have a love/hate relationship with beaners. If not for Democrats trying to bring over so many illegals, and finance their various babies, I wouldn’t have much disgust. I’ll try to read up more on Chihuahua, it’s about a 10 hour drive.

Do you think Mexico stands a chance to become at least like China if not a first world country?
Is life in Mexico better than Brazil?

because thats how ppl from baja make their great tacos.

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I dont complain about your french fries and greasy burguers.

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How does a mexican chick asshole taste/smell

why are mexicans so fucking fat and squatty?