What's your excuse?

What's your excuse?

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Dick too big, might kill the girl.

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He's nonthreatening. That works for some women.

I'm not making tens of thousands for doing motivational speaking

My excuse?
I don't want to racemix and neither don't want a low-tier whore.
Guys, it's easy to get a girl. It's harder to find a good one and to keep her.

At least he can’t run away from his responsibilities.... or walk.... or crawl

Aaaaw, the kid has his feet,

Being able to make sandcastles with your child will be a precious memory.
Oh, wait.

This. Good girls are being actively brainwashed as soon as they enter universities. I lost my moitié to this after we got engaged

Instead he wiggles around on the ground. Every woman would get wet from this.

Imagine how big his dick is that he can hold himself up with it

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Misery 2: No Half Measures

>That fucking kid
dios mio...

seems like a birth defect judgeing by his freak-foot. so, he probably worked his half-ass off to make a lot of money. the best he could do was some money grubbing gook who will divorce him in 2 years MAX.

also, he created a gook baby with her.

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I'm not making tens of thousands for doing motivational speaking

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He is literally a human dildo, that woman can just take him any time she wants for her own pleasure and then put him back in the drawer until next time

But his wife is asian

The perfect existence

the kid looks like a fucking psycho

I have legs so I can run away from gold diggers.
Or girls in general.

Jow Forums according to Garp

Freemasons ran off all prospective dates preventing me from creating a family of my own

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Do you think nature is honestly going to allow the fucked up genetics that caused his fathers mutations to enter the gene pool? That kid will grow up and kill 1 and a 1/2 of his parents before turning the gun on himself.

I'm expecting you to show me a little sympathy, you monsters. Compared to 90% of this board I actually got to see my loved one being slowly turned into a Marxist homonculus after loving her for seven years

How does he wipe his ass?

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What if someone steals him?

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dude gets those sweet disability checks, goes a long way in Asia

I don't need a full-time nurse to wipe my ass?

he scoots along the carpet

Well done, congrats to the guy.

Flops around in the bath like a dying fish

Fucking excuses. There's people who have the will to make a life and then there's those who wait for orders.

A gastropod?

I have arms and legs so I don't need a vagina with arms and legs to do shit for me and get compensated with a child and 15 minutes of fame. I hope this whole family dies in a fire.

He doesn't have to cut any nails.. bastards got it easy!

His fathers birth defect is not heritable. It was caused by unsafe meds in the 80ties that were given to mothers during pregnancy.
These meds were pulled very quickly from the market but the jews have already created the damage.

When half a white man beats a full asian.
We know why she married him.

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Not all half asians

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I was able to escape from my wife and son.

>Dude looks like he's legit using his massive dong as a kickstand
Now you know why

I am bald and not a viral phenomena

Do my eyes deceive?
A literal Halfling
An orc for a child
The one ring around his neck

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Im honestly too lazy to have children, I dont even live with my gf.

Same

I do not make children with chinks

kek

The physical defects might not be heritable but there could be other damage he has passed on genetically.

no woman could ever love me

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I figured out why she's so into him.

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That's very tragic, Pierre. Did you at least try to stop it?

>mfw have no idea why women don't like me
i'm literally flawless, not quite divine but certainly something higher than human

My legs and arms drag me down

Im an ugly fuck and had 6 long term gf and am married now. whats your excuse you pathetic fucks? btw Im not even fully western white.

Anyone white man that disgraces their ancestors by reproducing with an asian deserves to be drawn and quartered.

bald

i drink excessively and probably am gaining mental illness from it. im pretty much a literal monster when im smashed, and im always smashed

>Spanish flag

Checks out

it's taking every single fiber of my struggling human soul waking up every day to hold back my desire to massacre hundreds of people because of what this world has become, but i guess i feel bad for you in this moment

This poster has now been upgraded to watchlist 1-A.

Were you a liberal back then? Slipping subtle redpills and slowly making the woman agree with you should work as long as she respects your masculinity.

Then stop drinking, you faggot!

Imagine how she rides him...
But srsly who cares about slide threads like this neck yaself you worthless bong.

Might not? Those defective genes are present in every cell in his body. Just because they may be inactive for his bastard doesn't mean they won't present in some later generation.

He should have been left to die of exposure as a newborn as was the way for eons before this modern era.

This man fucks

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w h y

Hello fellow brown friend.

my sides

Breeding with an asian is worse than not breeding at all.

kek

>makeup

He passed on his shitty genes to his child. Look at the kids feet. That is irresponsible!

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>No arms, No legs.
He must be a vet

Because it's tearing you apart!

nice

He's got more hair than I do.

>Serbs being so masterrace that even in this condition they are more successful then most people on this site

Top kek

Yes. Sadly peer pressure got too strong for me to do damage control
I've tried to off myself three times in the past couple years, my liver is fucked and I'm now living as a shut-in

>disability pension + coverage for family
>doesn't hurt that the most important part survived

he has a deformed left leg stump it looks like

>implying that's his kid
lmao

Ive got a gf planning on marriage. Im not ugly i just look very young and am a manlet but she loves me to pieces. Already agreed to marriage.

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unironically gives me hope
thank you based half lad

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I wasn't, and neither was she. Turns out her whole Prom, or the vast majority of them were either SJWs or commies

Not genetic, educate yourself.
If anything, his prior suicidal tendenseis is his weakness. But given hes (((pharma))) induced condition, I'm not bold enough to really judge him on that.

Is she really asian? I don't see slanted eyes.

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Sometimes you Indians can be good at bants. I love it!

Manlet in dutch is like 180cm or are you a real 160cm manlet?

Latent psychic ability?

She looks mixed, probably half-asian and half-white.

la creatura

Probably not, but it is the perfect lie. I think even he would LeL at it

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He looks more like a thalidomide victim than an amputee.

that was a low blow dad
a bit like the infamous underarm incident, a feat he is also unlikely to perfom

1,71cm. Im a mutt tho southern dutch with german ancestry. Not very typical for Dutch to be this short.

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