Thoughts on this? Jewish tricks?
Thoughts on this? Jewish tricks?
Levi Johnson
Noah Baker
Literally owned by a Google founder’s wife so yes. Used to be that you’d give up your DNA only to the police/feds when you were forced to and after a trial. These days people pay to give it away.
Benjamin Miller
they add 1% nigger and jew ancestry to every European
typical kikes
Camden Gray
Came here to post that.
Luke Miller
once again, STOP USING THIS SRVICES:
this is a lecture by a jew posted on 2014 but the basics still stand,, resume:
youtube.com
--about NON trusted genetics test facilities (23andme) 57:42 and at 59:10 continue listening (audience questions) about big errors in ancestry testing even betwen two brothers.
--about non perfect european ancestry results (LAS CRIATURAS) 41:00
--about non-african origin 39:10-but then he goes back to african origin because fits narrative.
--about the imposibility of confirming neanderthal 1:09:10 ... but lets stick to the narrative.
we dont really know what is going on and we dont know about the origin of humans we got a lot of noise in DNA testing but lets just say is africa...fits narrative....
Christopher Roberts
it would be neat if they weren't storing all the data to A mine and B sell off to the highest bidder. they'll hide it under 'oh it's for research purposes' but you know they do whatever they want with it; matter of time until some wiz kid figures out how to target (monetize) something off of if, perhaps medical advertisements or if you feel more dystopian, advertisements to known genetic weakness (genes for addictive personality? I bet marlboro would like to know who has those)
and it's owned by google's CEO's wife. they seem trustworthy. don't be evil! lol.
Austin Brown
Not to mine
Jose Sanchez
They admit to making results up. People that use these "services" are fools.
John Martinez
Only insecure mutts say it’s an inaccurate trick
Evan Torres
Ignore the shills, 23andme is easily the best DNA service. They regularly give out 100% European scores, for example.
Honestly, nothing is anywhere near as good as 23andme (UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU BUY FROM FTDNA AND MYHERITAGE TO SEE YOUR GENETIC ADMIXTURE ).
Ancestry is okay too, but less accurate, they claim more than they can substantiate, and they don't test haplogroups. I don't think they test for health either.
23andme all the way baby.
Xavier Thomas
For all the people saying this test is not good could you provide us with an alternative? I would really like to know more about my genetic make up.
Jace James
DNA is a false flag. Creationism is real.
Brandon Sanchez
if you do it use a pseudonym and do 2 different tests to cross reference.
My 23&m came back 100% huwhyte so i assume the sample tampering might isn't prolific
Logan Gray
Sounds like you just have dirty blood, niggerkike.
Ours had nothing like that.
Camden James
Yes, Mr. Jow Forums, everything is the jews
Xavier Morales
>people still believe this from an article that uses cracked.com as a source in an anonymous interview of an employee that claims to do it only sometimes
It's funny how Jow Forums claims to be so speculative but gets its info from other people here without checking the sources.
David Parker
They don't do that, honestly. If you get 1% Nigger, you definitely have an African ancestor within the modern era. 0.1% could be noise, but 1% is way too high to be noise.
Many White Americans in the South (only a few percent, but still) have one Black/Native American ancestor. If you compare those from say the UK, you virtually never see this 0.1% (or any) score for anything non-European.
Jordan Garcia
At least one such company has admitted to the press that they fuck with the DNA results for white profiles, specifically to “screw with racists”
Michael Fisher
What is the worst possible thing that can happen if you gave them some saliva?
They clone you? why is that bad
Ethan Gomez
Refer to
Ian Butler
They don't fucking mess about, this is fucking stupid on Jow Forums's behalf.
They even released a report once claiming some Jews were Khazars kek (they aren't, but still)
23andme is great
Nope
It's the best thing to get. I'm not some shill or anything, but nothing compares. The closest is Ancestry if you dont trust a Jewish owned company, but, without a doubt, Ancestry gives Whites "less pure" results - mainly because they're less accurate. Plus 23andme gives you your paternal and maternal lineages - Ancestry does not.
Kevin Myers
>0.5 shekels have been deposited into your bank account
Tyler Robinson
digits confirm
Caleb Anderson
Dylan Clark
This.
Not only that, but at best you've willfully given your DNA away to be implicated in God knows what, if you ever become prolific in a way that goes counter to the narrative.
Jaxon Harris
>Cracked
Maybe look at the source next time, retard.
Caleb White
Found out my half brother really isn’t my brother at all. Careful guys, shit can mess with you
Cameron Diaz
Rate me Jow Forums, am i white enough for the ethnostate?
Jason Sanders
the 0.1% African is added by (((them))) so yes.
Benjamin Wood
so not 23andme since they give 0.x%
Hudson Green
Of course (((Chile))) is afraid to use the service. Probably a south Chile indian too.
Nicholas Rodriguez
The fact that a SJW site like cracked posted that should tell you something. Fuck head.
Where's your proof to the contrary?
Aiden Russell
but I didn't have any nigger or kike
Parker Clark
Cracked posts fake news. Google their name and look around, the majority of the writes comes from The Onion.
Sebastian Mitchell
Got mine back from 56 and me recently, they didnt cuck me
Connor Perry
Feels good to be white
Austin Peterson
That's what makes me suspicious because my mom's said
Elijah Cox
So which DNA testing brand should I go for?
Eli Williams
>Oy vey, Moshe! Sven is too Swedish, that not good!
>What do, Shmuel?
>Let's add some SSA to his result so to remind him that we are all africans.
>*rubs hands*
Chase Roberts
You can DIY the kit is $700.
Evan Perry
Good good...
You need a little bit more pure finnish seed to your line Sven... Embrace it..
youtube.com
Asher Myers
kek
SAUNA PERKELE
Kayden Wilson
>23 percent frog
>55 percent tea drinker
Fuck me swideways lad your blood cells must be having a good ol' tussle.
Zachary Hill
>don't want to do the test because it will be 50% slavic
Blake Reyes
And people actually pay for this shit.
They can put whatever they want to that +100 dollar test.
LUL
Jonathan Baker
it was an "anonymous interview" in the cracked article and it's funny cause in the cracked article they didn't even claim to mess with results often or even that they did it to mess with racists. On the contrary they said they did it so certain people wouldn't get mad. All in all though are you really basing your claim on a cracked article?
Colton Powell
I remember reading about that. Disturbing stuff.
Nolan Fisher
It's accurate, the only issue is giving your DNA to a kike. But lets be honest, if the kikes wanted it, they would already have it.
Henry Davis
I got one from MyHerritage, got cucked
Luke Powell
Christopher Morales
From the actual article that people love to source for whatever reason
>"I only know of two times somebody wanted to be tested for being another ethnicity because they didn't like that ethnicity. Both times, [they were] white people not wanting to believe they had black ancestors." The first of these made an offhand remark that, "'I'm hoping it will show people I'm not black.' And not as a joke. He was serious." The second customer was even less subtle: "He caught himself from saying the N-bomb. He said, 'I want to know if any of my family are ni- black.'"
>Morgan and his colleagues were caught between a rock and a really-want-to-mess-with-racists place. It would've been fun to throw a "10 percent West African" in there, but then they might have a pissed-off, dangerous person at their office, waving a gun. "Since we couldn't do anything to the results (and we wanted to), what we did was add '< 1 percent' to each African category of ethnicity. That way we weren't lying, and they would both be wondering how much under a percentage point was. We always try to round to the nearest number because we sometimes hear about percentage points, but for them, we leave it open to whether it's a one or a zero."
So basically in the article got 10 percent black and they changed the results so he wouldn't come pissed by splitting it all into different african groups
Cooper Foster
>Oi! boomer here
fuck off, pollute other boards boomer faggot
Matthew Phillips
>willingly give your identity to randos you dont know to a place you arent sure of
>willingly give them the means to track you with it and put you on the grid
>assume they wont tamper with your dna and scum up the results
Make no mistake it is exactly what you think it is. There have been news about and that is not the least of it to surface.
Nathan Stewart
I know the risk involved but i did it anyway because the data is so interesting.
Joseph Edwards
You're literally giving them shekels to tell you how much of a nigger you are. You can look in the mirror to find out the samething for free.
Parker Turner
All clean here chap.
Asher Reyes
I think it's pretty irrelevant to know if you have 0,0000001 ^10xgorillion per cent nigger in your genes when you can just look at your grandparents and see that they all had white skin, blue eyes and light hair.
Give 100€ to the merchant.
Austin Harris
Mirrors its database with CODIS servers
Aiden Gray
Why hasn't pol started a DNA testing lab yet???
Parker Sullivan
Yes,
Find an actual geneticist to test your DNA, not the grad students getting paid $15.00/hr at 23andMe.
Cameron Butler
>Oh goodie i got my results back
>Wow 26% scandinavian??
>im viking rawr :)
Dominic Barnes
Good question.
I have to believe that there are geneticist that browse Jow Forums.
Genetics is the blackpill of science, hence they are ostracized by most of the modern world.
Hudson Cooper
8% benis lol
Justin Ortiz
And the only way to pay is with credit card. DNA specific advertisements coming in the mail.
Thomas Sullivan
This isn't very convincing. Basically you're just saying don't listen to that ex employee.
Jordan Gonzalez
23 was pretty accurate based on everything I know about my background.
Michael Lee
Didn't happen to me
Aiden Murphy
>tricks
Of course. Just a matter of time before they get hacked, or a government is given the data. Facebook 1000%.
Gavin Howard
remember to add just a sprinkle of nigger in there, it balances out the flavor
Jason Carter
>8% nigger
>18% gook
>the rest alright
lol I'm so glad I'm not a mixed race mutt nigger, my white child will one day thank me too.
Grayson King
it's bullshit. humans are 99.9% genetically similar. people are blowing their loads over their .01% "difference" between one another. it's just a business, nothing more.
you're also giving them your fucking genetic information, as well as anything else they ask when you order the kit.
fucking retarded
Joshua Davis
Keking for truth
Joshua Wilson
It's a DNA data collection company run by the (((founder of Google's))) wife and the sister of (((Youtube's CEO))))
Make you're own decisions, but know this -- they can probably figure out your DNA from your face by this point.
>All this stupid shit to prove how whiteness
> your race is fucked
Andrew Jones
They did it to me. Added "
Nathaniel Harris
>Not buying it to prove you were a kang and get free gibs.
Jaxson James
Its funy cause somehow in a small village north here, a nigger mustve roamed the streets eventhough the 1stniggers really came here in the 60/70's from our former colonies. And only after 2000 in that small village in the north came the first niggers.
Kayden Kelly
Seems accurate
Gabriel Clark
>I have zero African blood
calling DNA "blood"
how can you have zero of something
Samuel Cooper
Even I don't have nigger DNA, Tyrone.
Stop living in denial
Alexander Reyes
really interesting if you're an amerimutt
Gabriel Wood
Don't leave out the fact that the Mormons are in on this geneology, ancestor research too. They have huge databases and are really the ones behind this. Now you know.
Nicholas Davis
So they categorize both Jewish and Arabic non-European DNA into the same category?
Henry Perry
>Russian
>Clean
Ryder Davis
I've taken both 23andme and ancestryDNA. My 23andme came back with .6% African and .3% Middle Eastern DNA and 99% European, while my AncestryDNA came back 100% European. That says all you need to know.
James Morgan
youtube.com
La Creatura...
Charles Stewart
Dann verpiss dich?
Thomas Myers
*sips tea*
Logan Lee
Bull fucking shit. Go renew your plastic knife license, kike.
Andrew Parker
What's your hair- and eye color?
Colton Lee
dna database collecting for intelligence agencies, combined with the use of familial dna searches they probably have most of the usa covered already
Julian Turner
>The long game here is not to make money selling kits, although the kits are essential to get the base level data,” Patrick Chung, a 23andMe board member, told FastCompany last month
>23andMe reserves the right to use your personal information—including your genome—to inform you about events and to try to sell you products and services. There is a much more lucrative market waiting in the wings, too. One could easily imagine how insurance companies and pharmaceutical firms might be interested in getting their hands on your genetic information, the better to sell you products (or deny them to you)
scientificamerican.com
Samuel Russell
Tip for anyone who wants to learn their ancestry without sending their DNA to some cunt:
>check if any family members on each parent's side has done it already
>look at their results to work out your ancestry
t. 50% Celtic, 40% Anglo, 10% either Germanic or Scandi (probably the Saxon element)
Logan Reed
I strongly recommend NOT using 23andMe
I’ve used both ancestry and MyHeritage and I’m going to have to recommend MyHeritage, because the results in pic related line up almost perfectly with my family history. Ancestry didn’t give me any non European bullshit, but it did add regions that I had no evidence of existing. Not saying that it’s wrong, but do with that what you will.
Please keep in mind that it is not an exact science and different companies will sort your genes differently. I just found that MyHeritage aligns best with what I know, but I’m sure that this varies from person to person.
Now, 23andMe I’m suspicious of because having seen people post their genes on this board, there is a much greater percentage of 23andMe reports having
Christian Brown
>chinked
better than being a nigger but still feels bad man
Christian Phillips
Sent my test in to 23 and me answered all the questions like I was Jewish said I was Jewish listed my relatives as Jewish. the rest came back 98% anazaki Jew. I promptly asked for my money back. Jokes on them I'm Norwegian.
David Torres
No to mine
Brayden Perry
>tfw more ethnically British than most Britons these days
Julian Parker
They got busted adding a shit ton of nigger dna to some literal nazi who filed to make a statement and he sued them.
Zero reliability, proven 100% fraudulent leftist propaganda.
I have the archive.is on my laptop, but I'm not on my laptop. You'll have to searx.me it.
Mason Harris
>you'll have to searx.me it
my fucking nigga
Jayden Foster
meh