Redpill me on Portugal and the Portuguese, Jow Forums

Redpill me on Portugal and the Portuguese, Jow Forums.

Are they a lost Slavic tribe?

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yes

дa

Portuguese are the descendants of the ancient gambuzinio peoples

Their old flag is slightly Slavic (and nicer) looking

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they are pure Suebi wh*Toids

>Are they a lost Slavic tribe?
>Implying the slavs aren't a lost portuguese tribe

They gave everything they had into building up their colonies, but communists and dumb monarchs destroyed it.

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Get the fuck out

The result of losing their African colonies in 1975.

At the end of the war about 1 million ex-colonial Portuguese citizens were forced to migrate from their colones in Angola and Mozambique back to the mainland. As a result the country faced decades of economic turmoil that they even still today have not fully recovered from.

As far as I know Portugals economy is doing well. they implemented some reforms and are competitive as an economy. The cost of living and purchasing power is everything. The quality of life in Portugal is awesome and you might make less money but you live like a king.

I still blame the Americans.

Nope just turns out communism/socialism doesn't work.

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LUL CYPRUS BRINGING THE PAIN

Lol no it's not. It's just propaganda. The work here is shit and it pays almost the same even if you have a STEM degree.

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Portugal is a great country to live in, but not to work (salaries are shit overall). My goal in life is to amass money and retire at 40 there.

People were living in a dictatorship all the way to the mid 1970's, it suffers from extreme brain drain(more so than any slavic country except maybe poland), low population density specially in the centre and east of the country and also from extremely corrupt politicians like the ones that forced portugal into the euro and european union.

My goal is to deport you.

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Holy fuck I remember this, I used to have this EU-approved diversity comic.

And those commies too

Angola é Nossa!

youtube.com/watch?v=mwu8vP-or5I

Reminder, THIS passes for white in Portugal

OH NONONONONONONONO
* breathes in *
* farts *
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Relax dude, I'm a portuguese expat. I'd deport all niggers from our lovely country if I could.

Wow

Would you be so kind as to translate sempi

this guy knows

>Diversity is our strength goy!

arvindguptatoys.com/arvindgupta/whatmeracist.pdf

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Whats it like being white in Angola?

Baaaaaased

woman:
>they're so cute, at this age it makes you wanna hug them

man:
>if only they didn't grow up

Woman: They're so cute! At this age, you want to hug them
Man: I wish they didn't grow...

>not understanding Continental-wide Celtic tribes
>500BC+2500

How do mainland portuguese feel about the people who live on the azores?

woman:
>they're so cute. at this age you even want to hug them
man:
>i wish they wouldn't grow up!
hotel
>hotel
ben garrison
>ben garrison

See Page 11

we are not we do have some celtic blood but mostly are meds

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Goatfuckers with unintelligible speech

Probably the same way the British feel about the Welsh

You better be.

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Thank you obliging me

who thought it would a good idea to change national flag of portugal from blue and white to green and red?

Why is PNR such a joke, bros? Why can't we get a good right-wing party?

It's ok. You earn a nice salary doing relatively simple work which is just out of reach for the nigger brain. Plus weather is fantastic, so I really can't complain.
You get harassed for money everywhere, but you just stop giving a fuck after a while.

We are the true macho latino. We were the first to fuck all races of women first, even the abbos. We were that desperate.

We lived under a stagnant conservative catholic autocratic dictatorship for over 45 years, by the time we got rid of it we were the most underdeveloped country in western Europe, with the highest percentages of rural population, illiteracy and a miserable gdp.
Major cities had dirt roads and a couple of cars in the 70's.

Then we tried to make up for it too fast and our economy couldn't sustain the increasing living standards, so it colapsed again.

Ever got mugged?

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Pnr is a joke because the conservative right is a joke.

Because the constitution was written by commies. We need to meme a new one.

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hahahah this dude looks darker than our gypsies

Haha
Good uncle Adolf

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Nope. I've been here since 2012, and the closest I've had to being mugged was a guy coming up to my car window on a traffic light, with a big ass knife, to rob/kill me (this happened twice, in 2 different places). Thankfully I always lock my car doors, and was able to escape quickly.

It's strange, as a kid, I didn't disagree with the message, but having grown up, this makes no sense to me and I completely get what the old guy is saying.

Are guns legal there? If so do you carry?

I knew a guy who was a banker. He told me one of his colleagues got robbed when he was in Angola on a business trip. He was robbed by the police. They told him to pull over and asked him to go to the nearest ATM and give them 300€ or they would arrest him. Is shit like this common?

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>mfw red
>start crying and vodka

they certainly got their share of communist economic mismanagement after the 1974 revolution

They use to tax the fuck out of jews.

No problem greatest ally. Have the uncensored version.

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Thanks Pablo.

Never be afraid to call, for we shall come!

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No. If they were, I'd get one without a second thought.

Yeah, that used to happen, but not so much now. Usually it's fake police. Some guys buy the uniform, gun, badge, etc, and start doing traffic stops.
I've had to pay my fare share of bribed to police, but it's always between the equivalent to 20€ - 40€.

Wasn't there a newly created liberal (economic sense) party? What happened to that?

Try again commie.

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>pablo ....

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kill youself faggot

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republican scum

Hey portubros, is joining our military worth it? I don't care about dying for the jew.

تحياتي ، ألبرتو باربوسا

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Is there any public desire what so ever to re-establish the monarchy?

I mean they have some pretty stellar music

youtube.com/watch?v=MwCurBFJduM

no

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That would explain why they are so chad compared to the rest of western Europe

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we were way worse before you fucking moron

Poortugal has always been shit

We want one too

Stay mad.

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>Before EU
>Pic shows shit from 1600
Portugal was fucked before joining EU. Joining EU was probably a good thing for Portugal, as opposed to being bad for everyone else. Portugal's basically the Greece of Western Europe atm

Depends on the branch, army is ran by old crooks and has very rigid mobility. Airforce seems nice, navy is underfunded.

>Says the castillian spear-chucker.
The only thing that Spain exports is trash.
Tired of seeing that whore from La Casa de Papel everyfuckingwhere.

>Joining EU was probably a good thing

Sven please. Go prep the bull.

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>José Socrates

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No, they overtly mock the claimant to the Portuguese throne. The dude apparently is educated and well informed of Portugal affairs but he looks funny, because of that he is an easy target of the Republicans. It doesn't help that the common citizen is a sheep and goes along with every smear campaign.

Caetano should have never been active in politics and ideology, he ought to have been a firm stoic like Salazar. Instead he came up with all these idiotic consessions to republicans just to appease them.

His intention was in the right place, but he should have dealt with them as soon as he had a chance.

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most of our problems aren't the EU's fault, they're our own

we got commie'd

Nice people but a little slow.

True. Too late now. Estado Novo would get fucked anyway by globalists. Once WWII was over every country was doomed to end up like Germany.

True. But the EU only helps our dying population getting replaced a lot faster.

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>Windows 3.1
Wow, I didn’t know that Portugal was so
advanced. Keep going bros, one day you reach the 21st century.

Aren’t these third world countries a wonder? They will go very far at this rate.

Is this nominal or PPP?

Yeah, because Spain is so much better. Fuck off, faggot

Take off the meme flag commie.

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Of course you do. You have no one else to blame so you blame based mutts

it's nominal, here's PPP

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Not even close huehuehue

>welfare
>we give money for free
>people spend it on goods
>and the gdp grows
>give money again
>???
>profit


Hello Brazil Troll / Commie shill. Daily reminder that BE and PCP will never leave the low tier of politic, like the rat never leaves the sewer.

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>Everyone moves to Sweden to take advantage of welfare
>Everyone floods Portugal because you're cucks

Slovenia and Czech Republic have higher GDP/capita then 21k stupid English Teacher retard

Update your info

Because of the weather actually

Portuguese BTFO.

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shit this is the map I'd make if I was asked to point out good countries
maybe add poland and czechia cause they have potential

the moortuguese are a noble people made for exploring and colonizing, they dont care much for the wagecuck life