Be nigger

>whites can't cook
But seriously jesus christ what the fuck. Can't they just find a big flat stone and cook it on it? They burry it under the fucking sand?

Why not cook it inside the actual shell?

Africans cook the worst meal Anthony Bourdain has ever eaten.
youtube.com/watch?v=5_JZrjnwYmM

Did the guy cook the egg in sand as a regular way to cook eggs, or as a novel way to show how hot the sand is?

I've seen videos with Americans cooking eggs on hot sidewalks....

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Kek

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whre did them bushmen find metal blades to cut stuff?

Niggers don't have the iq to get a bowl and pour water on it

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they were probably introduced/traded to them

>"Lunch is served and quite the crowd has gathered"

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The sand paper feel when shitting this horror tho

Polynesians do the same thing.

How in the fuck do these people survive like this???? They are actually retarded

It's actually a really good way to cook, if you have a big leaf or grass of some kind that doesn't wreck the food. Don't know how well that would work with eggs instead of meat, but at least you'd get rid of the grit.

Literally all those stupid fucking niggers have to do is put it on a smooth rock or something, Christ, literal cavemen 100,000 years ago cooked better eggs than these retards.

What the fuck? They're literally stuck in the stone age/tribal hunter-gatherer societies. Even abbos seem more advanced than this

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not sure if

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>Niggers don't have the iq

Stopped reading there. Because virtually anything you wrote after that point would have been correct.

>niggers are indeed stupid

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Why not find a big smooth stone to use as a pan?

Nigger brains can't compute such complex solutions.

I should also mention that the San people are a different race than the Niger-Congolese race that are most commonly associated with "Africans".

The San are more primitive, more traditional, more peaceful, and yet even lower IQ. If I'm not mistaken, they were decimated by the Bantus as the latter made their way into Southern Africa.

There was a jump in searches for "flights to wakanda" on google when Black Panther came out.

Insta fucking rekt

Why do silly shit like that?

niggas gotta nig

No wonder they didn't invent the wheel.

>blocked on copyright grounds
I'll never know how to eat warthog anus

but come on, we are talking about eggs, of course its a viable way to cook it with solids.
When I was a kid we used to throw potatoes into a bonfire and when they were ready we could just dust all that shit off of it and just eat it like that, but not a fucking egg

Hell, there are tens of ways to cook it from the top of my head, you could easily just break off the top part of the egg, bury the rest in the sand and stirr it to get a sandless scrambled egg...

>Why do silly shit like that?

In addition to lacking any genes for intelligence, the nigger has evolved to enjoy destroying the white man's inventions. It gives them a sense of fun. Of playfulness.

Often, however, that sensation is short-lived in the modern nigger.

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those are Bushmen, they aren't niggers, they're their own thing entirely. Niggers are actually genetically closer to Eurasians than they are to Bushmen

Niggers are the dumber cousins of Homo Erectus.

>and we all know it to be true

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How mundane and meaningless must your life be to start a discussion about black people cooking eggs online?

Africans and Muslims have the most slaves on earth to this day and always have. Africans are the ones who sold their slaves to the Brits in the first place. Thank your lucky fucking stars you're in white man's country because you're always welcome to go home.

What did they mean by this?

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Cook it in the shell you low IQ twats.

holy shit why not use a rock or cook it in the shell or LITERALLY ANYTHING
no lets just fucking pour it on the ground
he took so long to make a tiny hole in the shell because HE DIDNT WANT TO SPILL IT ON THE GROUND
but then the nigger just throws it on the ground anyway
i an furious, i stood up and said DONE and walked out of the theater this is some bullshit

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Eat dirt haahahaha

they like to eat powder
the sand is appealing to them
look up corn starch eating
or here, here you go:
youtube.com/watch?v=zqZ3wBhKfwA

The comments are gold
Also they put that shit on Animal planet IMAO!

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there's no way that wasn't planned

>mundane
>meaningless

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i mean ffs most of those civilizations couldn't even figure out the wheel....yes the wheel wasnt invented yet..., its amazing they even had fire desu.

Jow Forums, unfortunately, largely fails to make a distinction between the different races of Sub-Saharan Africa.

Mutts are less than animals.

>i mean ffs most of those civilizations couldn't even figure out the wheel....

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they might have interbred with homo erectus, i dont know but theyre homo sapiens.

The Bushmen and the Pygmies are way more different from everyone else.

and yes i know niggers are dumb on average, the Bushmen and Pygmies are also dumb

Imagine taking the time to comment and complain on the post about it instead of just moving on and ignoring it.

What. The. Fuck.

gibs? Gibs?? GIBS!?!! GIBSSS!!!!!

All I know is I’m no bushman. How do I know this isn’t the most efficiant way to cook it? You have ideas like cooking it on a rock but those may not even work. This cooks it and if they’re in that kind of society I doubt they care at all about a little sand in their food.

niggers don't understand how electricity works

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based platzhallter

How the fuck have they not figured out how to heat a stone and cook ontop.

>a little sand
>little

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Stop playing dumb. People aren't as smart as you give them credit for.

I can confirm. My first intership was for an NGO and had to deal with african kids on the daily.
As a naive pre-Jow Forums young liberal I thought it would be an unironically enriching experience.
It turned out they don't understand the world as we see it, you can try to explain to them why plants get vitamins from the sun and they don't get it because the sun is too far. Thankfully, after 3 months I was out.

he is 100% a troll

Anybody who has cooked an egg on a pan knows it will work you shameless ape apologist.

Their tech was fucking dog shit well before Europeans ever came into contact with them, moron.

But I don’t think they’re as dumb as this makes them seem because they survived this long in that specific enviornment. I would expect them to know how to live off that land better than anyone in a first world country sitting around and looking at a computer screen all day.

>distinction between the different races of Sub-Saharan Africa

ALL sub-Saharan variants of nigger are deeply deeply flawed and inferior to whites. All of them.

Look, for example, at Rhodesia. Now called Zimbabwe since the whites HANDED THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM to the niggers to manage.

Niggers ruined a once-prosperous nation. Ruined it.

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So you're saying, these people don't exist anymore?

have you seen americans eat them afterwards?

How can you be so sure that a rock would get hot enough and stay hot long enough to cook the egg?

So you'd trust a nigger with near-0 IQ rather than a trained survivalist in such a situation? Do you think a survivalist would cook an egg like that, or would they simply cook it in the shell? Take a wild guess.

They probably do it their way for the same reason blacks in America do things their way-to be obstinate, i.e., to not be or act white. After all this time no white people showed them how to cook eggs? Come on.

Because you can cook an egg on a fucking rock with no fire at all if it's hot enough outside. Furthermore you can boil water by roasting rocks in a fire and placing them into a pot of water, so they clearly get hot enough.

wwatt? lie

the sand is hot enough, so a rock on the sand would get hot enough
its just thermodynamics brainlet

do true african niggers have seasonings/spices? or is that just an american porch monkey thing?

I’m saying I have no idea if that works and have no idea if that would even be able to cook the egg while this works. I just dont think they would still do it like this for no reason.

They survive but that is all they do. They never innovate, they never think beyond what they must. They cook eggs in sand not because it's the best way to do it but because it's a way to do it and they don't have the care to find a better way.

I don't know why you think survival in that environment is anything special. White men colonize lands like that and end up thriving while they continue to eat dirt.

julie child cooks an omelette in 30 seconds breh

This is actually really common, In Haiti they make mud cookies, and in African markets you an buy sticks of clay to chew on. (yes, they even BUY dirt!)

even if they have spices they dont use them, its just too hard for their little brain
they're like dogs, they just swallow as much food as possible

>the virgin 120v verses the chad 240v
pathetic, it didn't even kill him

>Be black tribeman
>watch white man mine iron ore
>watch white man cook and work it into pan and stove
>whiteman go underground and dig up black rock
>white man raise animal for fat
>white man build ship and trade for spices n shit
>mfw week cook in hot sand
>mfw fucking white man wife while he working

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a deficiency blacks get

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>people
Your first mistake is humanizing them.

> ALL sub-Saharan variants of nigger are deeply deeply flawed and inferior to whites. All of them.

The existence of Igbos suggests you have no idea what you're talking about.

I imagine the sand gets hotter especially under the sand while a rock may not be hot enough or the egg might cool it too much to adequately cook it.

Literally just carve out a hole on top and roast it over the fire
Niggers are retarded

well you're wrong, period

It's hilarious how he has to sit there and pretend to be impressed.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID Jow Forums!!
APOLOGIZE!

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SWEDEN YES!!!

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That is literal nigger logic
>weez don't know so weez better not try mufugga
This is why their society is so utterly worthless and stagnant, they are trapped in stone-age routines with no desire to refine them.

holy shit fuckin saved

>jump in searches for "flights to wakanda"

Should buy some cheap land in the Congo and create Wakanda.

Sort of like a Jurassic Park for niggers.

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