Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Sunday Night Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
>Seehofer: Islam doesn't belong to Germany
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/seehofer-der-islam-gehoert-nicht-zu-deutschland/
>Merkel: Islam does belong to Germany
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/fuer-merkel-gehoert-der-islam-zu-deutschland/

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

fpbp

detected krautthread
probably third

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>Oh boy, a fresh bread!!

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Bored

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Ach, Kacke. Ich verachte dich Logitech!
Eine neue Maus muss her.
Sry, for shitposting...

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logitech is shit confirmed

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Least I could do before leaving.

reporting in

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That's the worst Namefagging attempt i've seen in a long while.

AfD's shit

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Does anyone know whether the threats of this blm-fag before were genuine?

look whos talking

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no, probably a bot. Have been shitting up the site or 1-2 days now

tfw everyone here is speaking auf englisch

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>were genuine?
eh?

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Really?
Haven't noticed anything recently...
But he was rather specific on the matter of a tumbler raid in 2 hours.

who cares?
It's going to be funny if they actually pull through.
Low IQ separatist.
You'll end up as a meme like Catalonia.

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>logitech is shit confirmed
I fully agree.

Logitech makes shitty mice and keyboard that hit the shit easily within two years or exactly
just after two years. Good example of planned obsolescence!
In my case the mouse wheel just stopped to work now, and I bought this piece of shit
two years ago! Best prove that Swiss companies do not always produce good products!

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anyone else think weidel is a jewish puppet/cotrolled opposition?

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I've had my keyboard for 12 years now

I think you might be mentally ill is what I think. Weidel's shit without any Jooos

dell is a good company. but that quality isnt cheap.

talking about planned obsolescence, my grafics card died 2 weeks after warranty end and hyper x head set had the mic breaking and then one earpiece

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I have a question for all different german people here, how do different dialects sound to you? What does someone from munich hear when talking to someone from austria or switzerland? Or vice versa?

>threats of a raid from tumblr
I can't wait

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No.

>logitech
switzerland origin but hauptsitz in newark california ..nuff said

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munich and austria is barely different, munich and hamburg thats when stuff gets interesting

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Schweres Trollbataillon "Scheißpfosten" reportiert ein.

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glad to see that berlin made it here

>Berndposting this hard.
Just stop.

maybe. I feel a bit confused over Thorsten Schulte's sudden removal…

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Thx for that! The Kraut must keep fermenting.

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Reminder that Kaiser Bill did nothing wrong.

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Hello, Sören.

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Get the fuck back to KC- oh.
Kohlchan perhabs?

Because he did barely anything.

Wherever i am i must also shitpost.

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>shitpost

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well, good fucking riddance, but keep the berndposting on the low-burner.

German is VERBOTEN, Malte.

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The mods again? Fugg...

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ICH AKZEPTIERE MEINEN BAN

MACHT MICH WEG MODS

>newark
Yeah, total fraud.

That sucks. What kind of GPU hit the shit? Nvidia, AMD?

It's always the mouse that breaks in my setup. So far I've always bought Logitech mice.

I'm thinking about buying another Logitech MX Anywhere mouse in combination with
a lenovo keyboard since I don't know any other good products and I'm not really into gaming.

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>German is VERBOTEN
We will RISE!

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gtx 970 palit

>'shake stick at God' - the post

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wtf is that shit?

> giving you virtually a RX 580 that is lying around here.

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>RX 580

ay thats nice, but I will get mine working agian. Suspecting a Software error. Dont play war thunder kids

I still use my logitech mx revolution which I bought in 2007 and dropped it countless times… no problems so far.
Nice id

Dead Snow. Norwegian movie about Nazi zombies. The director is of Finnish descent ... go figure ...

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They are almost different languages except for Austria and Bavaria (pretty similar).
The difference between UK English and Texan dialect is pretty mild in comparison.
I almost need a translator when talking to an Austrian, and I live 1 hour from the Austrian border.
It's kinda annoying at times.

Krauts explain this shit, wtf happened to your country after WW2?
youtu.be/jG7IGiBJU4c

Alsace-Lorraine reporting in

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Oh okay I should have that on Netflix. We don't really watch any war related movies.

Shouldn't the Tumblrtard Raid have started already by now?

It's not really war related. Zombies in rural Scandinavia but Nazis.

Post dick pic.

Okay, I shouldn't generalize. One Logitech mouse that I still works without
any problems is my mx310 mouse (see pic). Back then this was a great gaming mouse for my WWII shooter games :)
> MOHAA, MOHAA:SP. MOHAA:BT, Call of Duty (2003), Call of Duty (2005), Call of Duty 2 (2005)

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bitches on a large scale happend we withdrawn into meta humor wich is only natural for capable people undefr distress ,that brought forth a lot of jolly germany like me.

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This Camel Menthol Silver Crush I just lit up tastes like a burnt marshmallow.

The fuck did I just watch???
Gonna have to bleach me brain now...an by that I mean drink cheap polish lager chased down with a spliff...

It should have started by now...
What a disappointment!

come home Elsass-Lothringen

NOT YET.

Can one of you guys make this man marry me?
I talked to some beta Lithuanian guy and pretty sure he wants to marry me, side note also a beta German antifa said he was totally okay with me being Asian.

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also
>lying around
thats just dead kapital right there

Back in the closet degenerate!

You ask antifa to sanctify your marriage with the young Hagrid?

you will find the right licky sucky five dollar guy, i am sure, betas just line up right now for trap pussy.
beside that, chantal, geh mit die oma.

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Hey Germans, you lot over the guilt of those two world wars yet or is that still a thing?

He reminds me of mountain dwarfs in world of warcraft. No, I asked an antifa guy if he would marry me. Literally would be better for me. I like being surrounded by people and they all speak another language that I don't, it's like courtesy. I can drown them out much better.

I'm not that Asian, fug.

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The future you chose.

No because Germany doesn't allow head start or homeschooling, wtf kind of African shit is that.

Guys ... ahm ... wtf?

I really should post less here maybe.

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Another great example of the degeneracy of modern society.

> Dieses Kind ist weder Bub noch Mädchen
> Kyl und Brent Myer wollen das Geschlecht ihres zweijährigen Nachwuchses
> nicht verraten. Zoomer soll einst selbst entscheiden dürfen.

Parenting a child based on gender-based ideology is imho stupid,
but who am I to judge. If parents like to treat their child like a social experiment so be it.

heute.at/welt/news/story/Kyl-und-Brent-Myer-ziehen-ihr-Kind-Zoomer-geschlechtslos-auf-Raising-Zoomer-53375298

Bernd retardation.
They are act very entitled and think their retardation is supposed to be part of the course.

ah come on you are larping yourself

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Yeah it really does depend on the parents though. I'm only 23 and always thought girls wore blue and guys wore pink. Might have something to do with the fact my grandfather would be 110 years old? I don't know many people with a grandparent at that age and in their early 20's.

wich is quite meta

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No really, that is not me! Could be this 'Eugeniker' dude maybe ...

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Get yourself online now!

pol stalkers exists, short version ....you either have a psychopath stalking you, or it is you who is the psycho, you are fucked both ways.
congrats

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I wouldn't call him a Stalker.
I'd much rather think its a fan if not just a fucking geneticist that also lives in austria. Austria has more than two, you know.

>pol stalkers exists

Now this is freaking me out, see :DDD

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Don’t those laws go back to the Nazi era because they didn’t wanted students receiving different educations?

to serious michael, try to relax a bit.

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>austrian stalker
have fun running through underground canals in vienna

>modern Greeks are basically niggers
Is he right?

It is the Eugeniker I am positively sure about it. Damnit, must be something in the water here...

they are christian turkroaches
we have agreed that they will be removed and greece will be Lebensraum im Süden

>Lebensraum im Süden
Beter be soon!

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>*Zithermusik starts playing*

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would you not say you are eugenically leaning?
If i could prevent damaged life from suffering, then who would i be to make it suffer through life?

It's probably to to fight against childlabour which was common during the industrialization.
But I don't know for certain.

That's what I thought. He was just exaggarating then.

so we have our personal enemy now?
how exciting.

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