/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Comey's fanfic EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
youtu.be/YWtotbRHY78
>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/0dA1AHc1qP0
>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/wfKKKxtKsiA
>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
youtu.be/qIWVZs4MGd4
>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
youtu.be/vl3zdEcn__E
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY

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MAGA

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FUCK THIS GUY

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So far

The bot was fun

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When is the next TRUMP RALLY?

Little woos need lots of rest,
Get some sleep to be your best!

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What's the point of an echo bot?

Anyone remember the article about Brown Deer Wisconsin??? Well there is no citation about suburban demographics

Oh baby

Currently 46 degrees now with a flood warning. How's your weather looking?

>this is my fight song
>please don't indict song

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spam.

>be me
>suffer from severe anxiety
>sick of my life wanting to suicide
>live alone
>my family lives in another country
>decide to adopt a pet from my local dog pound
>go there and look at some rat terrier puppies one of them comes to me and licks my face
>decide I want to take him home
>two days later i take him out on the field to play with him
>feels good having someone to take care of
>go to my car to get some treats and out of the corner of my eye I see an eagle swoop down and take my dog
God hates me

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32 degrees with a blizzard/tornado warning
oh wait, that was friday

>you now remember he was considered neutral at one point

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I hope Trump wins relection just for the asshurt

They have eagles in Stockton?

I'm not watching the Comey interview. Just summarize it later.

Have this while you wait.

youtube.com/watch?v=8K7XUtitT3g

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You deserve it for being a fag.

kek that picture is so true. i toss lefty nuggets out there to throw the tards at work off, but my bros know what's up. pick your battles guys.

But he subconsciously did what he did and that must be it.

Raining every day.

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38 with a flood warning

T-Rex was right about that. I still miss Spicer.

>'m not watching the Comey interview. Just summarize it later.
Comey a gud boi he dindu nuffin!

Trump is mean and looks weird. I'm James Comey and I approve this message. Scouts honor.

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His ex-gf released one there after learning he was a trump supporter

Anything of merit happening?

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No fucking way. This has to be pasta

First for nuclear strikes

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Alright, that fucking statement just earned Trump my vote in 2020. I hope there's a camera to watch Comey as Trump gets reelected.

I miss Commander Spice every day, but he was a leaker and better as a sacrificial lamb for the left to think they were winning than he was as a press sect. Sarah punches back twice as hard and doesn't miss

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Lightning and thunder very very frightening.

probably soemthing like
>drumpf was mean to me
>HES A TYRANT!!!!!

My guess is he's playing a martyr. In all sincerity he's just a big fat pussy that got caught with his hand in the cookie jar

israel is being stupid again

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mobile.nytimes.com/2017/05/20/world/asia/china-cia-spies-espionage.html

Didn’t comey say something about Hillary using her blackberry in China? Timing matches up.

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>Im always right song
>It was my time song

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These copypastas are producing a strange mythos.

Isn't the S-300 old news?

Don't get washed away.

Yeah

Is it comfy, or just irritating

/ptg/? more like /wmg/* lmao

*note: wmg stands for "wireless mouse general"

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Trump nuked Syria like last week or something. It's only a crater now, at least that's what I can gauge off of the shills and e-celeb panic.

awhoa

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And its the work of one autistic leaf

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I'm the proud father of three little awoos but my wife and I have a terrible time getting them to bed. Especially when there is a full moon, they run around and howl all night long.

This is a garbage interview

>/ptg/? more like /wmg/* lmao
>
>*note: wmg stands for "wireless mouse general"

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It should be. Did they mean the S-500s?

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The former FBI Director is on ABC News talking about Russian prostitutes uriniating on a hotel bed in front on the President of the United States

lol america

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As a content purist and a structural rebel, I plug a wired mouse into a wireless keyboard.

Yeah but we was one of us. Still hurts. At least he took something.

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Ice storm which has started to melt, rain predicted all week, and under a flood warning til who knows when. At least the power's back on so I can funpost with frens

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Joke is he's got the "white bags under his eyes" that he was making fun of Trump for.
Can't tell if that was intentional, but knowing the sheer incompetence of this man, I doubt it.

I legitimately and unpologetically hate wireless mice.

>Russia vs Israel
Oh this just got interesting.

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This interview is fucking hilarious! What a dumbass!

More like touch screen general. Bucha normies.

been snowing for 2 days straight. still snowing. 3 plus foot drifts.

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He was also right about dippin dots, but hey twice as bright half as long. We're into the milf press team now with Sarah and Mercy running things

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Hillary and Obama fucked this up, they trusted the chinks too much. Clinton was swimming in scandals regarding Chinese campaign funds (Chinagate) before, wouldn't be surprised if she was behind the fuck up.

Stream to Comey interview?

I can't believe the average American worships a former FBI director as a "good guy"

>My oh no face

What a bitch

So he's talking about the contents of the dossier? A dossier that is unverified and continues to be unverified?

>The former FBI Director is on ABC News talking about Russian prostitutes uriniating on a hotel bed in front on the President of the United States

thanks rural and suburban retards

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Tornado warning
Rain
I want to see snow

70f

>you know that there is NOTHING to impeach him on
>spin it back to 'put it in the hands of voters'
This 8 foot faggot bitch is good

Whatever, you should be more worried about global warming

Haha, Nice joke user
>It wasn't a joke

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Link

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I don't think Comey is self-aware. It's very bizarre.

washingtontimes.com/news/2018/apr/15/new-yorker-bemoans-chick-fil-creepy-infiltration-n/

>WTF YOU CANT PUT A CHICK FIL A IN NEW YORK THAT'S FASCISM

No regrets! I voted for chaos and I stand by it! Hahahahah!

There was a river in front of the house, used to call it "alligator river" because there was always one or two of them there, it dried several years ago.
It rained so much this year that it's full and overflowing.

He saying it was real, or he just thinks maybe it was real?

>the average American worships a former FBI director
You don't go outside often, do you? The average American doesn't give a shit.

It's like a day off from watering all the plants around the house

Once New Yorkers realize how delicious Chik Fil A is, there will be hundreds of stores around the city.

Wait, you left your fucking dog?
What do you leave your dog outside
Where was your dog dude

ABC news could just come here and we could verify that dossier for them, live.

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Well wtf does that mean. It either exists and someone has seen it or it doesn't

Pro-tip: Israel wins.

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Is the trade war with China over yet?

I'm hoping that he applies postal tariffs to kill AliExpress.

It's doing very well in New York and gays are going insane over it.

He should be something for other weebs to aspire to be.

Wasnt there something about this in Ezekiel?

>Trump's been edging them so bad with the middle east they're fucking with Putin now
God let this end in bloodshed on their end.

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he thinks its possible that its real. which means its not real due to the lack of evidence. but all democrats hear is "its possible" and they believe its true

Comeys entire family at the Pussy March. Good optics James!

I saw a quote where he said "possible". He's on the I don't know, but maybe fence since he wants it to be an issue.