/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - King of the Lanklets EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
youtu.be/YWtotbRHY78
>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/0dA1AHc1qP0
>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/wfKKKxtKsiA
>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
youtu.be/qIWVZs4MGd4
>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
youtu.be/vl3zdEcn__E
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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>ice in beer

>298

uh guys
this looks bad

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Did it matter because by the time it got posted we hit 300.

did a high schooler ghost write comey's book?

You must be new

The dough is kinda spongy and undercooked but it's still edible

>retweets Trump
>doesnt follow
Holy hell that is some rent free living

>fired man bitches and moans about former boss
The actual state of the (((((news)))))

One Clinton Political shill being interviewed by another Clinton Political Shill.

Really knocks down all whole Deep State / MSM conspiracy theories

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#protectmeuller

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Its looking like it’ll be 1AM east coast time by the time i get to todat’s mountain shrine. This will be i think the tallest mountain yet.
Only have today and tomorrow to cultivate meme magic.

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I LOVE BEING A GOOD GOY NOW

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Deal with it

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>His tie was too long
Jealous tielet faggots

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>gets fired
>gets all this extra publicity
>turned into a micro celebrity
>interview and book deals
>setting up his nest egg

And why isn't he thanking the President? Him firing his dumbass is the best thing that's happened for him

>cultivate meme magic
Checked.
You're starting off right. Have fun.

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>d*es
U wot m8
Seriously, when was "dies" made a bad word?

>Only have today and tomorrow to cultivate meme magic.
what are you going to do and can i have your house if you die?

Short ties make you look like charlie chaplin

Trump cockblocks Pence.

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Katsudon?

You could take that woman's comment, switch Trump for Hillary and it would be true.

Fuck you Jew

/ptg/ makes it a blast. I really like yelling things in that tunnel

Mexicans would ask for this at the bar I worked at. And/or with salt thrown into it. Not like they were making a michelada or something, they just wanted that thrown into a pitcher of budlight.

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Probably a marker to reword later?

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The Investigatory Comey Uncertainty Principle?
>Investigatory
>Comey
>Uncertainty
>Principle
I C U PP

All the hash tags NOW

I am a regretful person. If I didn't fight to the end, I'd feel bad that maybe I could have gotten better. It's more personality than anything.

"Diversity" is code for anti-white.
"Russia" is code for Israel.

Once one realizes this, then the current propaganda makes sense.

>asparagus in tea

the absolute state of facebook white trash

the slabs user.

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As if that's a bad thing.

Beat
Your
Kids

>maybe
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF JAMES COMEY'S UNCERTAINTY

Never trust a John who spells their name that way.

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But how would he be vulnerable to blackmail if it's so publicly talked about and widely known about for the last year plus? Also has Comey ever researched any other president?

Repent for getting us cursed, fag.

Uncultured swine. Look up mint julep.

>Art Bell last night
>R Lee Ermey tonight

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????
GUYS????

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so basically repeating democratic conspiracy theories.
whats new?

Can you post some retweets?

how do you guys feel about thorium?

Boomers are leaving goyim

>OY VEY MUH SHEKELS

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>Russia bots
What?

kek

they die in threes so one more to go
usually celebrity deaths mark a timeline shift

Everybody is dying.

I'll give you a shekel if you can find the reason for the file name.

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That's depressing

A CERTAIN FORMER PRESIDENT WILL DIE TOMORROW

WITNESS THE LION OF DAMASCUS

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He has a nice suit on.

it's a chink,isn't it?

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RIP Carter or Bush Sr. then.

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>drumpf obstructed justic-

Hope Comey rots in jail

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Fuck Trump and Fuck Jews.

ghost kid above the dirty clothes

>may be vulnerable to Russian blackmail
>the same week he just bombed their ally and they said they aren't going to retaliate

Consider this: it's Onigger instead of Bush.

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Nice miso soup. I'd like to see a map of everywhere you went at the end of your trip.

The little ghost in the corner?

How does Comey get away with writing this shit while proclaiming himself as some figure of moral virtue with negligible flaws?
Wouldn't insulting appearances like this be "lowering himself" to Trump's level?

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Digits for all of them.

BIG IF TRUE

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Good luck guys.

Tonight a big night.

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>cultivate meme magic
I hope you don't deface a tree or rock with a dumb meme from here again.

thing in the corner?
reminds of the old mindfuck pictures

nope, its obama!

Because he's a deep state swampnigger.

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>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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You mean beat your wife

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/ptg/ you're the experts: is this a trap? youtu.be/6435CRz9Q6M

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>morally unfit
Like Bill and JFK?

That's a good doggo

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Comey and Mueller are dirty, Plan “B” has been exposed.
We are a Nation of laws, no crime has been committed.
Mueller will be fired for being dirty

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Yes for 500

>lies constantly
>says the guy who lied and made his favored candidate lose to her "morally unfit" opponent
This is rich.

Thanks goy

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LBJ and JFK have done worse than Trump. Wild Bill shouldn't even have to be mentioned but here I am.

I can't pinpoint an adam's apple.

GIMME GIMME GIMME

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Who got it

no,dyke

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To make things better for you, I had to take a year out of college to babysit a Autistic neet.

Can't wait to see Comey on the stand taking deep state down.

whatever it is, it isn't good

Now I'm upset.