A FUCKING ASTEROID IMPACT IN THREE MONTHS

A FUCKING ASTEROID IMPACT IN THREE MONTHS
PEOPLE AT NASA ARE KILLING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY'LL KILL THEIR FAMILIES IF THEY SPEAK OUT
BELIEVE ME

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hope it lands right on my head

Asteroid please hit tel aviv

any evidence of this?

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Good.

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They're triangulating my location as we speak
I gave away my life warning you

How did they get all the other countries to play along?

source, faggot.

They don't have telescopes.

Well, shheeeeeiiit, I'm convinced

Yeah? Well you neglected to identify the asteroid, Rocketboy.

Prep H helps ease the pain of my astroids.

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uhh guys??

Don't worry, Jow Forumsacks! A big dick is capable of slapping away the meteor before it is able to destroy. Unfortunately, since we are mainly composed of small dicks we have to get creative. If we all line up together, our small dicks will act like one very large dick so that it can bat the meteor away!

I don't want to die a kissless virgin who never had a good amount of money and never driven a car on my 21st birthday by asteriod.

uh oh.

there is hope
What you call aliens might help, we know they exist and there are many races(some care about fate of humans) but we can hope

Oh, he's shilling a tv show?

It's "Constellation H".
-Johnnie Carson, like 30 years ago

Sizeable if credible.

u just lost all your crediblity of you dont present proof. hard facts.

>deflecting

ooooo
lotta larp threads today

Oh shit

No shit. That was my point.

Well, we'll see what happens in 3 months. There are plenty of extensive caves for me to hide in and this is a really sparsely populated area so there is a chance that I will be okay. I will commence building Faraday cages in the cave so that I might have some vidya during the apocalypse.

Please be real. I just want it to end. Please god end this society ruled by pedophiles and vampires

Who else gonna rape like crazy in the last hours?

PLEASE GIVE EVIDENCE OP, PLEASE

OH SHI-

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You think im allowed to have extraordinary evidence that there is Proven knowledge of alie life?Nobody is

Wtf mountain fag? what are you doing in Nepal?

>people at nasa are killing themselves
Fantastic

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monkaS monkaS lmao
sage

u dont even need to present the evidence of alien life.
i was talking about the asteroid.
if you give evidence of that we might already believe you.

I thought so too, reading it in context it is about elon musk doing his darndest to save the human species

That asteroid's name? Albert Einstein

How large? What type of asteroid? Eccentricity of orbit? Orbital period? When was it found?

Coincidentally we had a Tunguska level rock buzz us by surprise yesterday.

Credible if legible.

i love this retarded threads lmao at people asking for proof

Posting in a LARP thread sorry they are gonna kill you op. Qanon is much more interesting today

my fucking sides

aliens wouldnt intervene,we are a violent and dangerous race,we would become competition for them if we developed any further

also enlightened beings wouldnt intervene due to cultural contamination

>not sending multiple thermonuclear warheads to break it in pieces small enough to desintegrate in the atmosphere

The absolute state of amerim*tt scientists

Deflecting from what? I'm not the OP nor do I care about this stupid thread I just wanted to let you know your flag is not even finished yet your people must be in some stupid nigger africa somewhere.

a meteor just went by earth you fucking idiot

>5:55 PM

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you can't see it now but in a couple weeks you will (you could with a telescope but I can't find where I wrote down the coordinates
Im fucking shaking, I need to go!

Oi bin that knife faggot you are too violent

kek

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lets just shoot them with many bullets, if it crack we can killi it!

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Oh no! An asteroid is going to hit us in 3 months! We're doomed!

It's not like we have weapons that are capable of destroying these things! No!

It's not like we have weapons in the multiple megaton range that can be launched into space in order to counter and destroy an asteroid! And it's not like we have so many of them either!

Whatever shall we do?

Dumb fucking LARP.

Sage

yeah right op.
tho i do hope hes legit.

>illegal spacecraft licence means alien spaceships will be seized

Thank god bongladesh saves the day

>NASA
>Desperate

LARP 100%

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Nice one.

>It's not like we have weapons in the multiple megaton range that can be launched into space in order to counter and destroy an asteroid!

We do?

someone find proof nasa scientists kill themselves.

SAUCE FAGGOT
FUCKING SAUCE!!

fuck off, NASA. No budget justification for you

if you have a telescope you could see it. I don't have the coordinates right now.give it time everyone will see it

What do you think a nuke is? Your country has thousands of them.

Fucking launch them at the asteroid.

Neither do nukes nor space exist user.

digits confirm larp

It's just a conspiracy theory.

But it passes the initial sniff test.

>Musk gets approval to start drilling hyperloop tunnels under major cities.

I agree, it could be a clever ruse to disguise building secret bunker complexes right under peoples noses.

>Alternative energy being pushed to make a more dependable energy grid in the event oil/gas infrastructure is crippled.

This also passes the initial sniff test. In the event an asteroid impacts Earth, global climate disruption is going to render solar panels useless. Now, i know what you're thinking. What with how much solar has been hyped, surely wind energy takes a back seat to solar, thus disproving the asteroid prepping idea right? Wrong.

>Out of all the renewable energy produced in the U.S. in 2017, 21% came from wind, while just 7% came from solar power.

So we're creating bunker complexes under metropolitan areas. We're erecting entire farms of windmills that will provide power even when day turns to night.

I'm ranking this 'Plausible'.

About time Its 3 years late.

...shit

but will people become publicly aware its a killer asteroid?

>flag is not finished
Says who? Looks pretty okay to me. Just because y'all have squares doesn't mean everyone should do the same

please

Why is this painful to look at? My brain trying to focus on both sets?

are you a mind reader?

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OP, you're one of the biggest cocksuckers I've seen in a while. I'll say that much.

>hurr durr asteroids r a threat when we got space rockets and nukes

inb4 "aliems"

It's hard to tell, is someone rigging up the crane cable?

Hello i am alien. You people are right, dont worry about that asteroid. It will only kill niggers

Op we have your location. The kill squads are coming. Release proofs and we will have no reason to finish the job

>THEY'LL KILL THEIR FAMILIES IF THEY SPEAK OUT
Why would they care if an asteroid is gonna kill everyone anyway?

to prevent panic i guess. for those last moments.

I know what a nuke is. I know they can be aimed at other targets on Earth, and travel briefly in the upper atmosphere. I didn't know that they are capable of hitting incoming asteroids.

Only one of us will be so lucky

>Why is this painful to look at?
ayylmao genetic conditioning

uhuh...

oh u mean why would the threatened people care.
correct. i had the same thought.

Because its Hillary

How close?

Right, turn one big rock that will fall to earth into a thousands of rocks that will fall to earth because that will be much better

If we get shot with a shotgun instead of a rifle it'll be much less effective.

only a fucking leaf

op fucking go find those coordinates. that would legitimately help us. not this obscure warning. you realize everyone thinks ur a troll?
think how many people post stuff like this.