What does Jow Forums think of Australia?

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Unparalled bants (maybe paralleled by jap posters)
Shitposters extraordinaire
Cucked police state shithole but who am I to talk?

screen cap this Jow Forums4chan your mods are actual faggots and wsgy has fingers in various anti white subreddits kill yourselves.

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fucking pooftahs

We’re better than everyone other country on Earth. Prove me wrong.

Its all shit. China is taking over and bleeding heart anglos wont stop voting greens. To top it off leftism is at an all time high. Even QLD the 'untouchable' state is cucked (but its run by labor so guess it was a matter of time). Our military absolutely fucking sucks as well and could probably be trampled over by fucking Indonesia or even Malaysia. Manufacturing is gone, migrants keep flooding and energy prices are too high. Manufacturing base all but gone.

SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING HELP

I want to cum inside a qt Australian

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Truly the most scumbag people. Jews were considering to make Australia there homeland rather than Israel and I wish they did so I won't have to deal with the Aussie shitters.

Glad I live here and not one of those "other" countries

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A country That has turned into a society of pussies
Thanks to the left.

They have a nationwide infatuation with meth amphetamine and their women are skinny denim short vest top wearing skanks. But they have a sense of humour. They're ok

I spent a month in Oz. I love the country and the people.

They know how to chill and party.

Was very surprised at how racist they were against the "abbos."

No worries though, most "abbos" are feral as fuck.

I enjoy the cool Tooheys on tap.

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Sounds like Mitt Romneys ideal government.

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Every country in pink is a country the UK has invaded

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Aww thanks cunts

>about sums it up

Give me one good reason to come to Aussie.

And do i need a harness to stay on the ground?

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we're all pink on the inside leaf

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Yeah back then they used to be cool but now they can’t even own knives. The point is, we still have our 7 million kms of land to show.

Lol most of the country is uninhabited desert.

Shitposting bantzmasters. May we all follow in their drunken footsteps.

get fucked cunt

Why are australians afraid of emus? What is the explaination?

I dont think
fuckan anything m8

great beaches, funny people, fighting against the Greens to not get cucked

Standing up for the boers in south africa.
Resisting the cancerous left.

Godspeed Auz bros. You were once an island of criminals and thugs, but you have become a country of heroes.

Im going there when i finish my car mechanic education

They are crazy muffugas. Do not mess with them.

Best country in the world.
Best ally in the world.
Best warriors the world has ever seen.
If you want a friend forever choose Australia. Once you've fought alongside us you will know that we will be there until the final gasp.

Top lads. A union of Anglos wouldn't be complete without them. The few I've met we're top lads, nice banter, really ripped on me for how pale I was compared to them (Ohio in the winter, so white as snow while they still had their tans)
Top lads all around, except the cities cunts.

When I was in elementary school the brother of one of my classmates was living in Australia. One night in a club the securities beat him nearly to death for no apparent reason (there was an investigation). He was sent back to Brazil immobilized to continue being treated here. They only didn't kill him because a passerby intervened.

Australian people - great folks, I love them to death

Australian gov't - worse than Stalin

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Yep, called it

We've got the funniest indigs around I reckon, as feral as they are they do some fucken funny stuff. Always good for a laugh here and there. Also nothing more enjoyable than an abbo asking you for a dollar for the bus and telling her you dont have any as you board the bus with a pocket jingling with coins

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It is called making a foreigner feel at home you ignorant cunt.

A bunch of fags. Glad I left.
Now I can freely shoot nigs and follow fatties around Wal-Mart playing the baby elephant walk on my phone. Shit couldn't be more choice.

I'm legitimately scared of you. I want to go down under to hunt abos with a crossbow just as much as the next guy, but I'm afraid some 6'5 Strayan will beat me to death because he thinks he's shitposting.

overtaken by canadian posters as most hated. was a good run though.

Atleast u have Lorde.

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Melbourne.

Better shitposters.
Uglier niggers.

Die with your Rage!

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#never forget

Pic related

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Just offer me a vegemite sandwich and we are as good as brothers.
Really though, we are very nice people. You do get a few dickheads (you get them everywhere) but generally you will find most of us will be inquisitive about your homeland and culture and language. In the end the real Aussies just like to have fun.

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She looks jewish.

They are 6' wild animals with murderous claws and a huge fucking beak.
We also have enormous fucking kangaroos that can grow to 6'10.5" 200lbs.

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>Louis

Christ, America, you're making me defend Australia here

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Australians are pussies, few of them can fight . The whites there are fucking pathetic

>decapitated head of astrological symbol of an Emu on their flag

lol the salt

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They used to be cool when they were the undisputed kings of shitposting

>forgetting about what is under those deserts

Your bro isn't telling the full story. Bouncers only go ham on people if they sucker punch people or try to glass people. The profession is extremely highly regulated because of all the fights they get into. If your brother wasn't called as a witness or informed by the police that they are pressing charges, he was confirmed to be the one in the wrong.

She's a fukkin kiwi

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You're just upset that all your mates had to move to Australia to get work. I've never seen a larger group of people so proud of their country but refuse to live in it and help it grow to something great. Kiwis are all about the all blacks while they cheer for them from australia. It's like hearing your wife got pregnant but getting the news from her bull.

Who is that man? I heard he kept his children hidden away in some sort of basement?

Good, you can work on my audi. It's a piece of shit.

Australians are the best

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Famous Australian pioneer, he discovered the Northern Territory

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used to think it was a pretty cool country but getting near the Canadian level of political correctness

Have you ever had to fight one? get fucked cunt.

THAT'S MY SACRED LAND YA WHITE CUNT, I'LL FUCKAN FLOG YA WITH MY MESSAGE STICK!

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Complete and utter assholes!
independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/black-lives-matter-facebook-page-run-white-man-australia-ian-mackay-a8297836.html

They have a nationwide infatuation with fucking dogs and their women are hijab wearing jihadist. They don't have a sense of humour. They're cunts

I hate this place, it could have been so good but the boomers pissed it away and gen x were too pathetic to defend it

>I want to cum inside a qt Australian

Been there and done that user. Vegemite comes out, totally overrated

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Its a fucking shithole where nobody is functional.

Daily reminder burgers can't wipe their asses effectively.

Americans 'are not properly cleaning their anuses': Doctors warn toilet paper does little to remove feces.

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This is a pretty good description.

youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

>6'10.5"
checked. that's oddly specific.

Stay out of our country dickhead. We're full.

POO
IN
ANOO

I think it's an unfree shtihole.

straya is the best

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It's fuckin gay.

I'm seriously envious of gays sometimes because it's so gay.

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Maoris are stupid fucking niggers ya black dog

They're a bunch of cucked white trash and hide their miserable lives by acting tough online.

I think you should shut the fuck up weak dog

Cunts from singapore lick their mothers arseholes fact

Should've been drinking Reschs.

Why haven't you genocided your natives yet?

>What does Jow Forums think of Australia?
My country's greatest achievement was shitting them out onto the world.

Bless 'em all.

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I was a fan of Steve irwin long before it was fashionable to admit, and when the average Australian found him embarrassing.
Looking foward to visiting for the first time as there's much to be admired about the people.

I think what I wouldnt give to spend my winters there. You realize while you are in shorts and tank tops in Jan, im over here scraping ice off my windshield

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Bow down to your chink masters, cunt.

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Pretty sure singapores fucked before we are ya small dick chink. I bet you enjoy your mothers arsehole get your tongue right up there

Fuck off ya weak doggg the english enjoy taking cock

Bow down to my cock you pin dick bastard. You are going to pay the toll. Get rekt cunt

You shouldn't come here, fuck off we're full

like Nicko Telstra, famous cricketer and inventor of electricty

butthurt conscript that got bullied by lids at talisman sabre detected

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Do you think they can help us with our problem if we crowd source?