/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SWAMP FIGHT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
youtu.be/YWtotbRHY78
>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/0dA1AHc1qP0
>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/wfKKKxtKsiA
>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
youtu.be/qIWVZs4MGd4
>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
youtu.be/vl3zdEcn__E
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY

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Hello!

I LOVE BEING A GOOD GOY

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Hey.

>GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: It was the first time you met Donald Trump. What was your impression?

>JAMES COMEY: My impression was he looked exactly like he did on television, except he looked shorter to me than he did on television, but otherwise exactly the same. And the reason I say that is most people look slightly different in person. I don't know whether that's bad or good, but he looked the way I'd seen him look on television.

>JAMES COMEY: He had-- impressively coifed hair, it looks to be all his. I confess, I stared at it pretty closely and my reaction was, "It most take a heck of a lot of time in the morning, but it's impressively coifed." He looked-- his tie was too long, as it always is. He looked slightly orange up close with small white—half moons under his eyes, which I assume are from tanning googles. And otherwise looked as I had expected him to look from tele-- as I thought he looked on television.

>GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: You even clocked the size of his hands?

>JAMES COMEY: Yeah. I-- I say that in my book 'cause I'm trying to be honest, 'cause that's the truth there had been all this controversy and mocking about hand size, I can't remember the details. But as I shook his hand I made a note to check the size and it seemed like he had average-sized hands.

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How did the Comey interview go? I didn't watch it and I've been with my family all night.

>this triggers the Jow Forumsommando

why do you post this in every single thread? its not even funny and theres nothing wrong with being jewish you bigot fuck

I intentionally stayed off Jow Forums since the Syrian air strikes. How bad was the shilling? Has anyone apologized now that they realized WWIII isn't happening?

Get the fuck out of my Jow Forums

What are Britain's ties to the deep state? The Steele dossier. The Russian spy poisoning. The connections between the Syrian chemical attack.

What's their goals?

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She's probably going to rape and murder you user. Safer to stay on /ptg/.

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Lefty memes btfo

Did you seriously wait for the thread to finish to post this, or is this a bot.

hi

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why the fuck is comey such a mega tard?

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how to not write an anime character 101

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First for
>ban /ptg/

>GUARANTEED REPLIES

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They are Rothschild HQ user

I didn't want to give him a (You). But from what I am hearing it is autism filled.
Doing whatever the Bank of England tells them to do as they have done since 1688.

Fuck her.

IT'S ALMOST THAT TIME OF THE NIGHT!

FORM AN ORDERLY LINE FOR LEWDS!

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Share with us your wisdom, potatoman.

Thanks for baking, brother

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>One of my exes is asking me
lmao she's an ex for a reason faggot.

5 MINUTES
HOLD YER HOWLS
HOLD THEM!!!

GCHQ spied on Trump at the behest of Obama's Administration. Robert Hannigan resigned because of this.

>potatoman
k

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impressive camera work

What's on the menu for Joe tomorrow?

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This is a politics board

Give me a number 3 lewd

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Oh WOW

youtu.be/kK4BcXDGaGE

Surprised they admit this tbqh. Maybe they felt better they say it than it leak later.

Always glad to help. Cute grill.

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Dont do it.
>hey you’re not doing anything right?
>of course you arent
>come serve me, peasant

If you think you are getting your dick wet, you arent

she probably just got done fucking a guy. shes drunk and wants you to eat her out now.

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Any new mutt pics to share?

>that golden ratio

this is a petty bitchfest
there had better be a real scandal or else the whole thing will fall flat

>One of my exes
she's an ex for a reason

>Art Bell last night
>R Lee Ermey tonight

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????
GUYS?????

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>How bad was the shilling?
Shillcon 2, maybe 1.9.
>Has anyone apologized now that they realized WWIII isn't happening?
No, they all just fucking vanished like usual.

>Trump Does/Says A Thing
>media chimps out
>shills flood into /ptg/
>"what did he mean by this?"
>"muh 4D chess amirite pedes XD"
>4D chess move is completed
>shills look like idiots again and vanish
>/ptg/ returns to normal
---YOU ARE HERE---

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boomer generation is starting to die, fun to begin soon

The old guard of /ourguys/ is slowly dying out.

I wonder if Art went to the light.

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Bring a gun and a shovel in case you have to defend yourself.

This. Say you’re busy and give her gruff and be a bit late. If she doesn’t blow you never do it again.

I downloaded all 60GBs from that guys FTP the other night. I've been in Art Bell nirvana all day today.

got any of them barefoot lewds?

Bunch a fucking slavs it sounds like
God damn it
Loud as fuck on the train.
Fucking christ
Fucking christ!
They are filling the train with their fucking bikes and shit, they have so many bags
God damn it
I wanted a secluded mountain hike
Fuck this place is going to be CRAWLING with tourists

That’s a given always.

>WWIII isn't happening
Get back to me in a few weeks when we have another staged gas attack.

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Idk why art bell sounds familiar but idk who he is

I know it, man... wew!

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Did someone say lewd?

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heathen shit reeeeee

The ad should have been a warning sign, user.

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wait is that Kunagisa Tomoe?
are you also a zaregotofag?

kek, this
GO FOR IT user

Oh yeah.

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>Idk why art bell sounds familiar but idk who he is
now you know why Art Bell is what he is

Midnight to 4am creepy ghosts and aliens radio host from 1993-2005ish

>lewd
>fully clothed

So did Britain plan this out and use Armanazi to pin it on Syria to escalate conflict in a hope to get the U.S. to regime change?

Even more connections.

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The influence of Ivanka & Kushner (Democrats) on Trump & the left say nothing about the influence of ALL of Comey's family (Democrats) on his POLITICAL decisions as head of the FBI?

Yeah, I have the ultimate collection, too. His shows are timeless. If you've listened to any of the old open lines shows from the late 90s to early 2000s you probably heard me call into his show after I got home from college. I always scheduled my classes for the afternoon and evening and then came home and listened to Art. He was the GOAT.

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Yes I did! It's lewd time!

footfags pls go

milkers

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>wait is that Kunagisa Tomoe?
No, it's Touwa Erio from Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko.

REAL AWOO HOURS
13:00 - 17:00 JST
00:00 - 04:00 ET
HOWL IF YOU UP!

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Art made god tier radio.

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He could find one of the review sites and give a scathing one about all the eurohippie trash

If you know what an ADF is, I used to listen to him at work. I had a list of all of his affiliates. It was pretty comfy.

TRUMP NO

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>1993
it predated that on local airwaves iirc 720KDWN

>>/ptg/ returns to normal
>---YOU ARE HERE---
is everyone going to start arguing about fruit again?

He was /ourguy/ AF. Voted for Trump, too. He's the reason I got my amateur radio license.

>brazil

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Can't stump

What are you talking about, she’s not even covering her ankles, that wanton hussy.

NOT THE GIBS!

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That's the oldest episode I have. I started listening around '96

*gasp*

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Awoo~

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>jews, democrats and boomers are top three that support banning guns
fuck this shit

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I don't know. I think the Armanazis think Bashar is weak and that he needs to be overthrown. If they were actively helping (((them))) or acting out on their own accord.

Bananas are the best, only downside is it looks like you're eating a dick

>tfw recognize those kanji but too late at night and too much whiskey to translate
also i'm sad i'm becoming japanified, i need to stop learning moon runes

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Lewds are not nudez fren

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Are you a pilot?

looks like a yolked natalie portman

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Probably shit like
>who's got the oldest rig on /ptg/
>hotdogs
>waifu wars, like always

>46 minutes with this loud mouth russian bitch
>she wont shut the fuck up
I know, ill but on some headphones
Gimme some songs to listen to guys

Democrats have been quiet about all this. Very odd.

We've already got lewds, more shrine raids, and anime discussions going on so probably.

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Why would you ask that?

I just had this awful nightmare I went to some posh European get-together house party and the mansion was so large clean and luxurious a private roller coaster even brought you to the third floor. It was very amazing. My filthy American body tainted it with its very presence. They didn't mind though and fed me, but everyone there drew the line when I attempted to serve myself a slice of cheese using my fingers.
I couldn't tell what the lady was yelling at me saying, but she was holding a toothpick and shoving it in my face. Suddenly it made me realize how dumb I had been. Leading such a foolish and reckless life, the mistakes of my life flashed before me like a lightning bolt against a black sky.
Anyways I bring this up because the house had a Trump picture on the wall nothing large, or fancy just a single Trump photo.
Do you guys think it would be weird to frame Trump in white marble and put on the wall of your home?
Asking for a friend, thanks.

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