/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Gut the welfare state EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
youtu.be/YWtotbRHY78
>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/0dA1AHc1qP0
>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/wfKKKxtKsiA
>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
youtu.be/qIWVZs4MGd4
>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
youtu.be/vl3zdEcn__E
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY

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I LOVE BEING A GOOD GOY
NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT AM RADIO OR SOME SHIT IN OUR OFF TOPIC SOCIAL CLUB AND CALL IT /PTG/

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Can Trump implement the food box plan without Congress?

kek

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Absolutely.

>tfw just got texted the baker codes for this week
youtube.com/watch?v=zsyjS_vJfkw

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they only have money because of Trump

>You look like a good user

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>GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: So you're in that private jet basically alone.

>JAMES COMEY: Yeah.

>GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: What did you do?

>JAMES COMEY: I broke F.B.I. rules. I was no longer an employee so I wasn't breaking the rules. So I took a bottle of red wine out of my suitcase that I was bringing back from California, a California pinot noir, and I drank red wine from a paper coffee cup and just looked out at the lights of the country I love so much as we flew home.

>And then I-- as-- we got close to the airport in Washington, I asked the pilots could I sit up with them, 'cause I'd never done it. Been all over the world with these pilots and sat in the passenger's seat. Hundreds of flights, I'd never sat up there and watched them do their work. So they put the headphones on me and I sat on a jump seat between the two pilots and watched them land along the Potomac. And-- and then we shook hands with tears in our eyes and then I left and get driven home.
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>drinking wine out of a paper cup
i'm a poorfag and i still got a cheapass wineglass from the dollar store just so i wouldn't be that degenerate

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friendly reminder that Hope is an unclean slut that fucked every senior member of the campaign except for Miller
and when she got to the white house she immediately started fucking that wife-beating globalist Porter

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Even if he legally can't, he practically can. The only way to rein him would be suing the government and convincing a federal judge that you need cash for crack instead of nutritious food sourced from American farms. I'd love to see those arguments.

>claims to love his country
>is a leftist

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the better question is can trump implement the food box plan with approval from Hawaiian Judge?

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!

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He betrayed you all.

HAHAHAHA.

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>getting codes via text
Congrats you've been bamboozled by the fake council, and will soon be doxxed/blackmailed worse than that discord trap user.

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can I get a food box. it sounds kind of awesome.

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Disconcerting that our top lawman was a petulant manchild with severe entitlement issues

200% smug

youtube.com/watch?v=a5L3x05u90A

a swarm of literal hungry niggers are going to overrun american cities and make the obama administrations niggergedon look like a joke

but I am not Russian?

FUCK

>Jeffrey Toobin: Comey Interview Provided ‘A Completely Devastating Account’ of Trump’s Behavior

>When asked if he thought Trump’s exchange with Comey was “evidence” of obstruction of justice, Toobin thought it was more than that.

>“I don’t think it’s evidence of obstruction of justice, I think it is obstruction of justice,” Toobin responded. “I mean, I just think there’s just no other way to describe what the president was doing if Comey’s account of the conversation is correct. He is trying to stop an investigation of a subordinate in the Russia investigation. And particularly, when you combine it with all three meetings that Comey talks about, I think in and of itself, it is obstruction of justice. It was a crime committed in the Oval Office.”

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kek what a massive faggot

>pitiful Comey asks to watch you fly the plane like a child
>you comply and let him sit between you and the copilot
>he cries like a little bitch
I can dig this timeline
Great theme btw user

I don't even get the argument's against it and the left's response seems to be "um well duh its just so obviously wrong i don't have to say anything"

reddit did seem to like to pretend it was the modern equivalent of breadlines though, which is rich coming from communists

>Seven months before Election Day, there are already 300 state-based staff on the RNC's payroll. The committee expects to have 900 total paid staff around the country - excluding its Washington headquarters - before November's election, Johnson said. The number of trained volunteers, he said, has already surpassed 10,000.

>The strategy is expensive. And it carries risk.

>The RNC's focus on a sophisticated field operation designed to identify and turn out key voters, an approach favored by former chairman Reince Priebus and expanded by Trump's hand-picked chairwoman, Ronna McDaniel, leaves the RNC with no additional resources to run advertising on television or the internet.

this is actually great news
it means that the national Republicans are focusing on GOTV instead of funneling money to ad companies and media

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THAT'S NOT FAIR

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that food box had better just be a 50 lb bag of rice and 50 lb bag of beans

it's great news if they back sensible candidates and not neocons or never trumpers

How do they get away with just making shit up?

This is meme gold

should've been obvious to you when they weren't sent in code. we give you a decoder ring for a reason

I want to fuck Kellyanne so bad

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>implying a President can commit criminal obstruction
It's like these fuckers have never read Article II.

But Trump said he "hopes" not that he demands it?

F user.

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Mummy!

They can't actually make a coherent argument without admitting that thousands of nogs are selling food stamps for drug money. That's why they just sputter and fall back to emotional appeals. "I literally can't even right now you racist drumpfaloon," etc.

I just want to hold hands with her.

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daily reminder of this redpill

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How is Hillary Clinton not behind bars?

Next time make sure to use your ciphers and update based on thigh posts here. Have a comfy doggo and try to relax

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Y-you too.

Better start deleting your Jow Forums account now, we all know what happened to the last guy who got doxxed by the Guild

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JUST.

Better start HRT soon.

i'm a pilot and this guy's a faggot

I wonder if Comey will ask for the cops to put the siren on when he is arrested?

Trumpu-sama wa ecchi da!

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Tacky af

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>GOP is running out of money to spend on elections
>"this is actually great news"
haha holy shit man you're deluded

I have the need to breed

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>breed
>KAC
user, I...

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Why should they buy ads when ads didn't affect 2016?

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Error: 4 is already chosen. pick another

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Fucking lying again. This faggot didn't use a paper cup. He drank straight from the bottle, deepthroating it so it was delivered straight into his stomach, which was already full of semen from his meeting with "michelle" obama.

AWOOO

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>breed
i have some bad news

post her dick tho

Sorry user, while I can see the attraction, I’m pretty sure her ovaries are full of combwebs at this point.

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>Unhappy with how the world is at the moment
>Two choices ahead of you
Do you:
- Work hard, educated yourself, learn to accentuate your points in reasoned debate, and factor in good counter-arguments you hear in order to gain a greater nuance
- Set yourself on fucking fire

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>HIE

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Why is AWOO wearing diving goggles when she's driving?

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Sir, does this motor vehicle meet EPA standards?

How can you tell someone at a party is a pilot?
>You don't have to, he'll tell you
You the guy with the ADF from last thread?

British spies were a mistake

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34% of his staff has resigned or been fired. GOP representatives (including Paul Ryan!) are retiring in startling numbers. Manafort's under house arrest and going to trial, Rick Gates flipped, George Papadopoulos pleaded guilty and flipped, Michael Flynn pleaded guilty and flipped, Michael Cohen is going to have to flip, or he'll spend his remaining good years in prison. Trump is still there, but he's not going to be there for very much longer. Time to wake up and smell the covfefe.

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You never know when you'll end up underwater in the Wacky Races

>not picking option 3: do nothing but spend your free time complaining on the internet
what a fucking pleb

it's true

>sir

DID YOU JUST MISGENDER AWOO?

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These fucking faggots care about something like this but don’t care about the pre-investigation exoneration or Lynch’s Tarmac meeting. Imagine if Trump had Comey right an exoneration letter for Flynn or Cohen, before the investigation even began. There would be two whole chapters devoted to that shit alone.

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>source: your anus
if you think campaign spending on ads (especially targeted ads via social media) had no impact on the last election, you're a fucking retard.

awoo

My heart almost stopped when I saw Rick Baker at a horror convention, I have no idea what would happen if I ever saw Melania in the flesh.

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user, I..

(I think her uterus has probably been scooped out by now)

>it sounds kind of awesome.

I think that it really would be
a few days after I turned 18 I got a small package out of nowhere
it was from Gillette, it was a Mach 3 razor
my family had just moved to a very rural area and I was amazed at how those fuckers found me
imagine if food stamps was like that
get laid off, then a few days later you get a box in the mail
you just wonder "Why the hell is the USDA sending me pasta and canned beans and all this bullshit?"
I think it would be much better than dragging people through an application process and handing out credit cards to buy junk food
the government knows if you are a single dude, or a bread-winner and they can adjust accordingly
not only would it subsidize food production, but it would also help keep the USPS busy

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Thinking British spies would win against brit/pol/

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7!

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maga

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>delete this
awoo doesn't deserve to be defiled like this

>the russian dyke hags are using the subway as a place to hang like monkeys and stretch now

>german euros look at them
>i look at them
>german euros and i look at each other
>shake our heads in embarassment

she tucks it under

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Sauce?

of course you do
it's a cruel unfair world

You have a Cessna or Bonanza or something? Just curious.

Can you imagine how awkward that was for those pilots...jesus christ

paul ryan is retiring?

i want off this planet
>twitter.com/jstcwarrior/status/985719550019821568

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I'll tell you the problem: conventional wisdom doesn't apply to President Trump because he does his own persuasion. It does however apply to congressional politicians because Trump has already shown that his endorsement won't make normal GOP politicians win. Trump isn't on the ballot... and that's actually very bad for the GOP.

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Wel not subway, i guess this is a train. But still