Aboriginal story time thread

>Be Today
>Arrive home from doctors appointment
>Park across the road from my house
>Start walking to my door when I meet eyes with a light skinned aboriginal male sporting op shop clothing accompanied by a white female who looks like shes been on meth since birth
>I live on a corner so we are both on opposing sides to my house
>I make it over the road whilst he is standing there staring
>First thing out of his mouth is where is your brother
>what.jpeg
>Coon starts yelling while taking off his bag
>his girl tells me to leave because hes "Gonna Do It'
>Me realising where this is going goes for my keys
>MFW I realise I gave my keys to my girlfriend whos inside
>Black santa is now over the road walking like hes a WWE wrestler
>I start walking away since he doesnt seem to be approching fast, still ready to run if he starts
>Go for my car but he realises and cuts me off
>walk about 10 more steps before he gives up and starts walking off
>Dont know whether he was that gone on drugs or realised I was calling police
>Deal with police, go inside
>Think to myself that an ethnic clensing wouldnt be so bad
>Jump on Pol

Any Ausfags got similar stories ?
will update as the day goes along, coons bound to come back

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>still ready to run
>not fight

fgt

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> driving dowm road at night
> pack of abbos asleep on the road
> utter the legally mandated "theyre coming right for us"
> mow them down

Well better then getting stabbed by him I guess

Guess you're starting to realise why whites in south africa implemented apartheid. Same shit different country.

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10/10

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Mr. Merika, our blacks are much more devolved than your jigaboos.

South park reference?

fucking kek df

even less reason to run desu senpai

I like living, just not near these animals... and by near I mean in the same country.

then move, cuck

Bitch why didn't you just kick his coked up ape ass?

How accurate is this video?
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is there an all white country i dont know about?
our monkeys use methamphetamine

very, also I live quite close to bendigo

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN PSA:

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aboriginals have so much potential but the welfare state has absolutely destroyed them, probably more than colonisation did

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what about lichtenstein?
iceland?
many such cases

He's a scrawny faggot that's why.

Dont need evidence to know its true kek

Explain like I'm five, Ausfags---why didn't you just exterminate the Abos when you had the chance?

Seriously. What of value would you have lost?

Good job!

I have no rebuttal for this, I wish we did.

we had a plan to race mix them until they were white but then the 1960s came

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As a cop I'm seriously considering writing a book based on my experiences with abos and releasing it when i'm close to death.

Every fucking stereotype and meme about them is true. Pedophilia and specifically incest are very common among aboriginals even those not in remote communities. From very young ages now they are stealing cars, drinking themselves almost to death and smoking ice. The parents are drug and alcohol fucked and dont give the slightest of shits.

About 1% of the ones I've ever met are ok and the rest I can't even comprehend how their brains work.

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Not an aussie but I have a story when I was visiting my cousin who lives in Adelaide.

>be me, 14 years old
>playing cricket with cousin at his house
>large kangaroo proximally close to entering our yard
>we try to shoo it off with stones n shiet
>out of nowhere arrow strikes roo in the chest
>abbo appears out of nowhere but he isn't on our property so no problem
>abbo grabs the roo
>scoffs at us some shit in an unintelligible language
>disappears into the bushes
>cousin and I continue playing because its just another day in aussieland

Aboriginals are even more primitive with an average IQ in the 60's
For awhile they were considered part of the fuana because they were so different with archaic features.

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They fuck you in the arse for trying to defend yourself in OZ. Same here actually.

What about sniffing petrol?

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>driving down road at night
>Able to spot abbos.

Fuck, you must have some strong high beams.

>submitting to cucked laws
SAD! MANY SUCH CASES!

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Should of through a brick at him you pussy

I thought Aussies where suppost to be drunk douchbags who want to fight and call people cunt all the time?

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That is more prevalent in remote communities and 100% happens.

Otherwise its typically cannabis, meth and alcohol. I've lost count of how many drunk and drug affected heavily pregnant aboriginal women ive encountered. A lot of the kids are doomed to failure before they're even born.

Literal monkeys

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VB Commodore very accurate

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>potential

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You're a fucking pussy OP and should be ashamed for not standing up for yourself. It's weak willed and no backbone men like you who are allowing these ethnics to walk all over white western men and why women are all flocking for black dick, because white men are now weak with no pride for themselves anymore.

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but who would wann fuck them?

wheres auspol?

I want to get the guy back, just dont want to go to prison doing it.

why do you think it failed user

That's not an Australian aboriginal, user. That thing is more evolved.

Aboriginals are much stronger than burger blacks. Always expect that Australia has more dangerous things.

I could tell you one or two of the stories from when I used to work as a Tradies Assistant for a local government in North Queensland I guess.

>Be me
>Working as TA for council plumber and chippie
>Get told I am heading out to Goondiwindi as we got a contract to fix up the houses
>Get excited as I will get a bump in pay as I am working away from home
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>Get out to Goondiwindi, place is a shithole but then again so is every other remote town in Queensland that is full of darkies
>Get an early nights sleep ready for a big day on advisement from tradies
>Wake up next day and get ready
>Go to first house, as we pull up there is an undeniable stench of shit wafting from the house
>The smell hit me first before I realised that the house is in utter ruins
>As we go towards house, plumber gives me an industrial gas mask
>"You are gonna need it lad"
>Go inside front door to living room and almost vomit on spot
>Coons had been shitting in the corner of the living room and it had reached a 2 foot pile
>Ohgod.jpg
>Before I can ask, tradie plumber explains that they shit in the living room to keep the flies away from the kitchen
>Go to kitchen, see a sheep that has been gutted and skinned rotting and decaying on the bench, apparently they only butcher off what they need
>Go down to bedrooms, could feel the bed bugs and lice crawling everywhere, cockroaches running in the hallways
>Feel physically ill but realise we have a job and get stuck into it
>Took us a fortnight of 12 hour days just to get the house up to scratch
>Realise we have 7 more to do before we can go home
>Fuck.jpg
>At least the money was good.

Coons are subhuman, literally subhuman and the ones with white mixed in with them are as cunning as a shithouse rat, not intelligent, just fucking cunning.

it would be good. start writing now, if you feel like it you could put it on the net for free. just cover your arse. it wouldnt be a bad idea to blog it

glue/paint is hugely popular with the young ones in the qld wide bay area

>nigger
>more evolved
sad

Lmfao jigaboos got me good there buddy.

More? Please?

>Batman is a controversial figure due to his dealings with Aboriginal peoples in Van Diemen's Land and Victoria. The artist John Glover, Batman's neighbour in Van Diemen's Land said Batman was "a rogue, thief, cheat and liar, a murderer of blacks and the vilest man I have ever known"
what did batman mean by this

Archaic humans that never fully evolved

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>aboriginals have so much potential
What potential? The average boong IQ is 62. This means that the majority of them are RETARDS. They were doomed bu their inferior genes the moment that actual human beings set foot on this continent. Letting them live was a mistake. A very expensive mistake.

I don't blame them, but I don't think they are compatible with modern society.
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Sure thing mate, keep in mind this story happened a few years after the first one

>Be me
>Get a new job with the local council in Mt Isa
>Organise the shift of all me gear and head on out there
>Get to Mt Isa, place is a bit remote but looks ok'ish
>Nice looking pub, most of the people look white with a few coons around
>Get set up in my new place and start work
>Everything is going good for the fortnight
>Get first paycheck
>Fuck yeah, gonna get me a counter meal and a few beers after a hard fortnights work
>Go home and clean up after work
>Start heading down to the pub on foot
>Suddenly realise it is like a fucking zombie movie
>Except instead of zombies it is drunk/high coons
>Get to the pub, see one of the lads I have been working with
>Quietly ask why so many black fellas are out and about
>"Today is centrelink day mate, they got a tonne of money so now they are drunk as fuck"
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>"You didn't walk down here user, if you did at least catch a taxi home"
>Have meal and a few beers and play a bit of Keno, call a cab and go home
>Next day on my way to work go through town centre to get a few dollars out to buy lunch, see coons everywhere in different states from heads in hands to passed out
>Get to work and see young fella I saw at pub last night, tell him about what I saw in town centre
>"yeah nah don't worry about it, by lunchtime they will all be back in the river drinking alcohol and huffing petrol until the next pay day"
>Turns out majority of the coons live in the dried up river that runs through the middle of the town, usually in a make shift corrugated iron slant
>They literally care about nothing except getting high and waiting for that next payday

I assisted the local SES in Mt Isa and when we used to get the monsoonal rains, over 60 percent of the coons didn't even move as the river started filling, if left there they would literally let themselves be washed away and die to drowning.

That's the worst, utter horse shit I've never heard in my life. I've literally seen better from children. Those two abos look like they were about to fall over dead.

>animals can't integrate our society and behave like humans

Took you so long to figure it out, leaf.

>OMG guys I went outside and got scared cause a black person was there
>so I came to Jow Forums cause I knew you guise would understand
Jow Forums in a nutshell. Hey at least you're honest, unlike most of these LARPing assholes who have never even been in a fight.

The multicult is strong here in Leafland.

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>clearly a VH

>168318945

Fuck.

God I'm retarded

Does anyone have a screenshot of the user who saw the abo teens taking turns having sex with a clocked chicken and eating it

I love this video. It's my favorite. I love that it make you guys so fucking mad too, lol.

Sounds like you were terrified of a black man you scaredy cat loser.

Aboriginal super hero saved you.

>Be Today
>walking on MY land to my drinking spot with my redhead cutie pie who IS aboriginal
>I see this scrawny white dawg BURNING precious petrol to move around on MY land
>he makes eye contact with me which is fucking rude in MY culture
>he looked young so I politely asked where is your mother to discuss with her my culture and how some not so nice Aborignals would find it offensive making eye contact
>he looked confused so I yell and say hang on
>I take off my bag trying to get paper and pen to write it down
>white dawgs can never understand me
>my cutie pie redhead who IS aboriginal tells him that I'm going to write it down
>can't find pen and paper think I left it at centerlink so I start moving towards him because maybe he just didn't hear me
>I can't walk so good after I slept in the road and got run over once
>I cut him off and try to ask if I can talk to his mother because he looks so young
>he ignores me like they all ignored the cries of the stolen generation
>give up and walk away on MY land and sigh
>wonder if I should go back and try again
>cuddle redhead cutie pie who IS aborignal and shed a tear

Goondiwindi!
Remote!
North Queensland!
Think you are full of shit, just like the corner of the house!

How come they're drawn differently in every frame.

the shit corner story isnt from OP, m8.

When my older brother was 13, some (adult) abo just walked up and punched him in the face for no reason.

>What about sniffing petrol?
I've seen it often in the city where I live.

>why didn't you just exterminate the Abos when you had the chance?
Tasmania did that.

I love that involuntary microemotion from the honky piano player at 1:58. He knows they are fucking up. Did anyone really expect a Pavorotti performance from them anyway? They look like homeless people. What was the point of this exercise? To exploit some Abos as noble savages? It's like the honky is treating them as sub-human stage props, but they can't help but be themselves. At least they are harmless. Kaffirs in Africa are far more organized and violent.

top fucking zozzle

Did anything happen to the abo, like did he get arrested?

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Goondiwindi!
Remote!
North Queensland!
Think you are full of shit, just like the corner of the house!

The 1% of abbos you speak of happen to be sober enough at the time to lie to you pretending to be good boys,

Rilly? So what's it like there, is it better? Sounds like it would be a strange place.

Abbos never got to bow and arrow stage, so cool story bro

Wasn’t there a genocide of these mongrels? Why didn’t the British kill them all?

Yeah pretty much

I pushed an abo in front of a train once.

I was drunk.

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Jesus christ i would rather listen to the abos beat sticks and chant than that fucking pretentious long haired faggot behind the piano

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Most people wont say anything if its an abbo though, I dropped one at office closing time in front of the Adelaide magistrates, no one looked twice other than the girl he was harassing and she wasn't going to go tell

>"theyre coming right for us"
kek

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If only they had thousands of years of isolation to reach that potential.

Awwwww so cute when sleep

I hear stories from CPS since my wife works in the government

The barrier to actually remove an abo kid from their family is so unbelievably fucking high because we're shit scared of being seen as racist/repeating the stolen generation.

Drugs don't care, violence don't care, literally starving them to death don't care, they have to be literally being gang raped daily for us to intervene.

Keeping that all in mind...there are more abo kids in government protection today than ever existed in the stolen generation.

Let than sink in lads.

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Should’ve been a good neighbor and offered him a cup of gasoline to sniff you stingy cunt.

The police were sympathetic, but had a weary "Tired of dealing with this shit every day" expression. I think the guy was eventually caught for something else and my brother had to testify in court for the assault charge, but it's so long ago I don't really remember the details.

I haven't been to tassie, but I'd imagine it's mostly white. Anons here might chime in. It's colder and greener than the rest of Australia.

I have worked abbo housing so I know where you are coming from

The worst part of this is that in a year or two, the government will pay you to do it all again. There is just no end to the bottomless handout jar the government provides to these cunts.

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Why didn't you just fuck him up?

Mate I fucking wish the public saw all of the real statistics on child safety matters and offences committed by aboriginals.