What kind of monsters brits are to use cotton swabs as weapons?

and your ear

Which doctor/medical practice was it?

Found the original but well...damn.
Ban hair salon scissors when

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A "health screening package" from KTPH. It was a good deal, actually. I just didn't realize what it included.

>What kind of monsters brits are to use cotton swabs as weapons?
the whitey

British cops' jobs are literally picking up trash on the side of the road now.

That and arresting people who say wholly accurate things about Islam, mate.

These coppers must be having a bit of banter with the world. Please.

This can not be fucking real

My id. K pood uyo

Cotton swabs are commonly used to clean weapons of war. No one needs cotton swabs longer than 3 inches.

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Please kpood in loo

A mini-garden fork couldn't even kill a mouse

And water is used to make thermonuclear bombs, let's forbid water then

It actually won't hurt at all.
>I was 13 once and curious about showing shit up my urethra

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wow

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bin assault fork

There should be a game/challenge to get everyday non-threatening items banned in the UK.

For example, a simple kids latex rubber balloon filled with normal alcohol based sanitizer can be used as a firebomb. If the UK does not ban toy balloons and hand sanitizer someone might get burnt to death. Please UK ban these items now!!!

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WTF IS THAT?!?!?!?!

lena dunham

I have had a spanner and a cuttlery knife removed from me as offensive weapons and my partner had her tennis racket taken from her. Abosulutely anything can be used to cause harm. I fund Jeremy Corbyns voice quite lethal and I think his voice box should be removed just for the safety and welfare of the UK.

Too easy

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How do brits take their cops seriously? Unarmed, no respect for the citizenry. Traitors to the population. What a bunch of pathetic sheep. We Americans are sheep too, but we are heavily armed sheep that fuck shit up. Our cops are armored and armed to the teeth and they still get fucked up sometimes. Is there any abuse that you won't tolerate? Please explain this to me brits.

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The UK is a nation of McGyvers

The thing about Brits is we can murder each other with anything. It's why they banned glass ashtrays in pubs and mug style pint glasses

(You)
Lol. Their gonna put that q-tip together with some rubbing alcohol and a toothpick and make a new Parliament.

>ywn throw acid at someone like a brit

All British people are fearsome Kung Fu masters who can kill anyone with nothing but a toothpick. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

This is why the British police are so thorough with their weapon searches.

The UK is hilarious, it is truly amazing that I can communicate with a real life dystopian police state through the internet.

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WE AINT LAFFIN

That's an ethnic import that's catching on. Very dishonourable. Get up close and shank your opponent with a trowel like a man

Lol.

>It'll really hurt if someone shoves that up your cock

That would be the most awkward mugging in the history of Britain. Guy goes to the ATM, turns around to be face to face with the mugger... who proceeds to casually undo the victim's belt and zip, drop trousers and undies, and then take their time shoving a long q-tip in the victims cock and then walk off gingerly with the money.

I'm sure CCTV will catch it all and still botch the investigation.

OY MAYTE, BRITISH POLEESE HEEYA, YOU GOT A SWAB LOICENSE?

I have to admit, I am very impressed with the Milwall Brick.
Most things are pretty obvious, but that thing is inspired.

Don't be rotten, bin that cotton!

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Everything Millwall is excellent.
The brick is a good one to teach to the ladies in your life if they travel on public transport. There's plenty of free newspapers around

Survival is an excellent motivator. Man builds best when he builds weapons.

It's fake.

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They've just raided Monty Don's gaffe

this is satire right? I fucking hope so

Blow gun darts

Oh shit sun! That's +1pt on your man card, leaf.

Don't be a dork, bin that fork.
Don't stab people in the livers, bin those scissors.

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I remember people fighting with ashtrays in pubs, it was vicious.

Carry a noif, save your loife.

Am I doin it rite?

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Don't be a prick, bin that Millwall brick
Listen up blud, bin dat giant cotton bud

I chunked a cunt with a teapot once. Did not blink. Right hard cunt. I ran off after that

>Tfw they did that to me when I was tested for Chlamydia

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Might aswell cut everybody's hands at this point cause they can prove harmful to people if they end up in harmful... hands?

*wrong

>I chunked a cunt
Lol. I'm using that one.

We'd just batter each other with our stumps. They didn't care about it before they had to protect their diversity agenda by limiting the amount of black on black crime, prevent jihadis getting tooled up, and stopping fellow nigels defending themselves or their free speech.

swabs are shoved up your urethra during STD testing

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Its fine. Just the effects of warpstone.

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WHAT FOUL HERESY IS THIS? SIGMAR, GRANT ME STRENGTH

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christ the state of that fucking show

When in doubt

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Surprised you lot haven't banned newspapers yet

We just wanna shank people and play shadespire. It's not a big ask

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Useful government propaganda tools don't get banned. And if we BINNED them we'd get banned by the council for not recycling (some councils were using anti terror laws to snoop on people's rubbish to nick them for incorrect recycling. No I'm not making this up)

>No gardening m8!
ffs

>some councils were using anti terror laws to snoop on people's rubbish to nick them for incorrect recycling. No I'm not making this up
Damn I'm glad my parents got out of there before I was born.

holy shit he barrel swept everyone LOL

Please Russia, fire every nuke you have at this shit island. Make sure one lands directly on my face.

On a historical note quite a lot of those fishing boats that landed on the french shores to fight the germans were crewed by English men armed with broken bottles and spades. Not like the wanks who stayed in the scottish bars giving shit candy to the local teenagers.

Don't be a dork, bin that fork

don't give them any ideas

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>sweeping his buddies like that

Do they do this shit just because they have a quota to meet? How do they determine when and where a "weapon sweep" occurs?

Seems like they're just busting drug dens and such and taking whatever they can remotely call a weapon in order to inflate their numbers and keep their funding.

I can't fathom them just randomly sweeping ordinary people's property and stealing their tools.

Tell me that deer was not aired and was added in by a shitposter afterwards, christ.

Friendly reminder that we brits with very little combat training can kill a man with a single punch. We're fucking dangerous m8.

I think in the legally here anything can count as a weapon if a defendant intended for it to be a weapon. That being said this post is fucking retarded

So the brittish po-po can just barge in anywhere anytime and claim anything they find as a weapon? Convenient.

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Why stop there?

All acts of violence are done by the living. Let's just ban life.

Are they just stealing shit out of people's gardens?

No, they're "confiscating" it.

you fags are really making me want to stick a dropper down my dick and jack off while its in there again..

it isn't going to stop until they start killing each other with soccer balls

>get caught with this
>scream anti-semitism
>cops apologize and let you go

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It's really not, this is a few far left regions.

Most of the UK is the same as most of the USA, what you're saying is like saying USA is crazy far left due to shit that comes out of Commifornia.

Those are used to collect sambles for intestinal worms.
Not exactly the highlight of one's conscription service, let me tell you that.

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Take a minute and imagine your actual job is to sweep streets for tools and gardening equipment and you unironically call this "Operation Sceptre".

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it was aired, but that was season 1 I think, before they had a big budget.

It did

sure it's real funny, until you're minding your own business, going to pay on your tv license and some bong street urchin runs out of the alley with a high-capacity pinwheel with sharp edges and starts spinning it on you

Ban assault yoyo's