Be me

>Be me
>Just turned 18 3 months ago
>An asshole starts going to the same Soccer event as me
>14 Year old starts calling me names and pushing me
>I talk to the coach at the event i was at to do something about it
>He tells me to just ignore him and he'll stop
>I ignore him for an hour and a half
>He never stopped and got others involved
>Normally, i would just beat his ass, but i can't now i'm 18.

What the fuck should i do about this?

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>Just turned 18 3 months ago

You could start by getting the fuck out of here

>Soyboi gets bullied by 14 kids

You must be a huge beta faggot

why are you hanging around 14 year old boys?

No one gives a shit about you
What should you do? I advise either investing in a helium exit bag or cutting your subclavian artery
SAGE

The Soccer event i attend is years 8 to 18, and i'm on a sports leaders coarse with the same company that set that up.

>A blog post that isn't even related to politics.

A thread died for this op.

do it back, the same shit he's doing to you.

I once threw a kid Because he was annoying as fuck. I worked as a viking in a live museum. I was told to take a break. I just told the leaders what a brat this kid was and that i har warned Him.

Get a spray bottle, fill it with lemon water, and spray the kid in the face with it whenever he tries to talk to you.
If he attacks you then give him a couple of thunks, and restrain him.
Do the same with the kids parents.

>I worked as a viking in a live museum
do you have any other stories? that seems pretty interesting

kys faggot

interesting solution. What is "thunk"?

Thunk is the sound effect of punching the kid

>cuck flag
>getting bullied by children as an adult
>playing with 8 year olds

Conduct yourself. Find a serious interest with a rifle range. Martial arts. The Manosphere. Steal their girlfriends if they have any. Fuck their mothers.

In my day it was harder without technology. I didn't have this anonymous dick measuring contest board to ask for advice. No excuses.

>the Chad child vs the virgin young adult

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this is like a conversation from some jew's sitcom

Cut off his head and present it to your tribe as a trophy of war, relishing your accomplishment

>What is "thunk"?
Hit him on top of his head with something that doesn't really hurt, but makes a good internal "thunk" sound. I don't know about soccer, but in martial arts we have these focus pads, or hand mits that make a lot of sound when you hit them.
Another way to get problem kids to listen is to make them too tired to complain, so if make them run laps, push ups, or burpess whenever they act up they will be more responsive to coaching after wards, and it benefits them physically.

Lmfao this is pretty much how i picture 90 percent of pol

>car breaks down
>borrow a friend bike to go to work
>on way there pass a group of niggers on corner
>get another block away
>hear sound behind me
>it's young nigger chasing me on bike
>with a younger nigger on his handlebars
>I'm a fatty
>they are catching up
>put bike on ground and put my foot between the bars
>kids catch up and jump off their bike
>can't be more than 12 and 15
>I'm a grown ass man
>know if I hit them THAT'S when a cop will drive by
>they claim my bike is stolen and they want it back
>I calmly talk younger one gives up and leaves
>older one refuses and openly admits to wanting to steal it
>"look I'm going to go to work"
>"not tudday you ain't I'm golden gloves"
>"are you even old enough to win the golden gloves"
>"dats nunayo biznes"
>pick up bike and start pedaling away
>he punches my shoulder as I do
>just a tap
>get to work fine

I know that even if they had started something physical I would have been arrested because I was an adult and twice their size.

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Beat his ass he wants a fight give him one ..teach him about reprocutions

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Do this. Spray him like a bad kitty cat and slap him across the face and then spray him in the face again. Record that shit.

fpsbp

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Beat the complete fucking shit out of him.

Do it in front of everyone at the soccer

Don’t stop even if they throw a yellow card or someone tries to hit you.

You need to learn what it means to set an example and be the alpha.