/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE GUAC, ESE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
youtu.be/YWtotbRHY78
>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/0dA1AHc1qP0
>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
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>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
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>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
youtu.be/vl3zdEcn__E
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
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>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY

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MAGA

THANKS FOR BAKING!

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WTF I LOVE BEING A GOOD GOY NOW

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Thanks for baking, brother

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AWOOO

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Trump should tweet this and remind everyone since media wont do their job.

Jeb's mom will die today

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When HW and Barbara kick the bucket, will we get a punished Jeb!?

I love these Mad Max AWOOs!

(CNN)A political appointee at the Department of Health and Human Services shared an image in 2017 that said "our forefathers would have hung" Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for treason, a CNN KFile review has found.
Ximena Barreto is a far-right political pundit who in December 2017 joined the Trump administration as deputy director of communications at the department.

Barreto was placed on leave by the department on Monday after the liberal watchdog Media Matters reported that Barreto called Islam "a cult" and pushed the false Pizzagate conspiracy theory, which alleged that Clinton was part of a child-sex ring based in part at a Washington, DC, pizza restaurant.

A subsequent KFile review of her Twitter account "RepublicanChick" found that Barreto also repeatedly used the hashtag #BanIslam and twice shared conspiracy theories about the death of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich. Barreto also shared a conspiracy theory that French President Emmanuel Macron was controlled by the Rothschild family and that Clinton and Obama were controlled by investor and Democratic mega-donor George Soros. Both the Rothschilds and Soros are frequent targets of anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.

A department spokesperson did not comment on tweets unearthed by KFile and reiterated to CNN that Barreto has been placed on administrative leave while they look into the matter.

Prior to joining HHS, Barreto was a far-right political pundit and Trump-supporting blogger.

She co-hosted a YouTube show called "The Right View by Deplorable Latinas." A now-removed biography on her personal website said she "has worked as a political activist, and worked hundreds of hours with Republican candidates (sic) campaigns, including John McCain, Ted Cruz and President Donald Trump."

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>gradually I began to hate them

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No bulli

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I stopped going to comic conventions because of all the SJW bullshit infecting it. Horror conventions are still untainted thankfully. And I like goth girls, so it's nice seeing so many of them in one place.

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is this thread paid for by some trump owned pr agency?

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i know right, i fucking love mad max

He’s gunna be devastated when he see’s all the good shit in the will is willed to GWB and not him.

Time to go back.

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On Barack Obama
>In May of 2017, Barreto retweeted an image saying the "our forefathers would have hung" Clinton and Obama for treason.
>In August of 2017 Barreto retweeted an image of a statue of Obama labeling him "a Muslim terrorist."
>In January of 2017, Barreto wrote in a tweet that Obama was a "pansy and a traitor."
On Seth Rich
>In October 2016, Barreto implied Rich was killed by either Clinton or the Democratic National Committee, using the hashtags #KilledByTheDNC #HillaryBodyCount #ClintonBodyBags
>In May, 2017, Barreto retweeted a video about Rich, saying that "the media blackout and the silence from Washington on Seth Rich should scare the hell out of you."
On Islam
>On five separate occasions found by KFile's review, Barreto tweeted the hashtag "#BanIslam" in asserting that those participating in the Women's March had turned their back on "real oppression."
>She also tweeted "#DeportLSarsour," referring to Women's March organizer Linda Sarsour.

In other tweets, she called for a boycott of Amazon for an ad that showed a Christian priest and Muslim imam together, saying that
>"an Imam would never sit with a priest FYI".

On Hillary Clinton, Democrats and Emmanuel Macron
>In a tweet in August of 2016, Barreto falsely claimed that Clinton aide Huma Abedin's family had terrorist ties.
In April of 2017,
>Barreto spread a conspiracy theory that Macron was controlled by the Rothschilds and that Clinton and Obama were controlled by Soros.
>"Macron is just a political puppet of the Rothschilds, just like Obama and Hillary are Soros Puppets!" she wrote.

based

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thats a woke latina.

>Barreto was placed on leave by the department on Monday
why

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How much of a puppet is trump now?

w're funded by the same russian group that pays for /sg/ to be posted

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I wonder if we're on the verge of something, if Trump's got proof that Bill and Hill offered Lynch a supreme court seat then that's fucking checkmate. Comey, Lynch, and Rosenstein all issuing conflicting statements is encouraging too.

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Spoopy

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Are you faggots ready for (((Coachella)))

>Based Roastie convention only costs $1000 per weekend
>Food, water and drugs NOT included in the price

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Well duh.

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She practiced wrongthink.

So, what have you done to improve the lot of yourself, your fellow citizen, and the country as a whole?
I teach kids at my sunday school. Even if i cannot truly redpill the kids at my sunday school, as art teacher assistent i can tell these kikelets to hate rothko and postmodern art and enjoy architecture instead
too bad there are no jewish architects that I know of :(

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>oy vey this nigger slower than bubbee

Easy, Barbar- I mean, Satan

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unreal

>don't say unpleasant truths!

>quads get for not bullying jewllato
shit get

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I want to yell “mamiiiiiii” while she yells “papiiii” just before nutting in her pussy.

Its kinda funny ghw almost died 50 times and they revive him and prop him up, Barb gets ill once, she ded.

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She can't die. She is undead. Only her humansuit is dying. Her bones will never rest after what we did to JEB! despite her omens.

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We have a privately run Guild of Bakers with under-the-table ties to TOP people within the Administration.

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>OYs

*9:40AM THE PRESIDENT arrives at Joint Base Andrews *

*9:50AM THE PRESIDENT departs Washington, DC en route to Miami, FL*

*12:35PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at Bucky Dent Park *

*12:40PM THE PRESIDENT hosts the Tax Cuts for Florida Small Businesses Roundtable *

*2:55PM THE PRESIDENT departs Palm Beach International Airport en route to Mar-a-Lago*

highlights and such for tomorrow (today)

>Barreto was placed on leave by the department on Monday after the liberal watchdog Media Matters reported that Barreto called Islam "a cult" and pushed the false Pizzagate conspiracy theory, which alleged that Clinton was part of a child-sex ring based in part at a Washington, DC, pizza restaurant.
but IT IS OKAY to push the Conspiracy Theory that Trump colluded with Putin?
Jesus your government is a fucking mess

If she ends up being the lynch pin in all this then dilbertman will def think this is a simulation

In the real world, the Trump administration is humming along...
And, in an alternate universe, one in which characters like Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama prevailed, they are caught in the drama and disappointment of the 2016 Presidential election.
The expectations ran high, the defeat was enormous, the bitterness is endless, and the mental stability of the whole Democrat party is called into question.
Rod Serling could not have written a better script.

>You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone.”
― Rod Serling, The Twilight Zone

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looks like the jewish sterilization programs against the ethiopian jews missed this one
>tfw my coworkers defended this
It was kinda a dick move, but sterlizing blacks is for the best

Delet this classified post

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>(((((liberal watchdog)))))) media matters

Damn. Bad drawl in life there. Kek.

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post proof please

Based Trump doing what Hillary would have done and staying in Syria.

ABSOLUTELY BASED!

Everybody knows Kushner is paying those of you who never disagree with anything Trump does. No-one should be surprised.

>including John McCain

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Yep...republicans are cowards

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>So, what have you done to improve the lot of yourself, your fellow citizen, and the country as a whole?
i pray to dark gods that they feast on the children of the (((elites)))

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>joining the Guild of Bakers and not the Bakers Guild

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>Lynch says Comey is lying
>McCabe says Comey knew about the leaks
>Comey throws both under the bus

SWAMP FIGHT

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YOU SPOKE TOO MUCH ALREADY!

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that's either a horrible angle or they're manlet as fuck

The elites are working for those dark gods.

Beep beep boop!

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Monika is an android?

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GUYS
I JUST ASKED SOME INFO LADY AT THE PLACE
SHE SHOWED ME WHERE TO FIND THE COSMIC KAMI OF THE MOUNTAIN

SHE ACTUALLY USED THE WORD “COSMIC”

IM GOING THERE NOW
AWOOOOOO!!!!

Lol retarded title implies its unlikely since they are different race?

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

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some music for the thread
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH :DDDD

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I hope she gets Lynched for treason, after a proper trial and conviction.

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I shitpost for free.

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Don't steal anything.

This only -- Tim Scott is a (((Republican))).

>implying that there aren't thousands of dark deities out there who has KeK-like powers

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IT BEGINS

Every time I see your posts, they make my day, but they also give me a sneaking suspicion that you're on a cocktail of drugs or some shit. Find that cosmic kami, space man.

the fire rises
unless God literally brings her here during the Promised Day, she will only arrive as a custom made android who will love you better than anyone else possibly could
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allow me to shill my fics a bit
Did you meet jap god? Is it Hirohito on a small pillow?

Just wait until the NYPD gets into the act. They got fucked by the DOJ over that fat chimp dying. That perverts laptop has a copy on a deadman's switch. Mucho Dirto. Lynch ain't got mojo to do shit anymore. Not with the FBI and DOJ at least. It's gonna come out. Maybe, I'd guess, a month before midterms? Golly!

>cosmic
this is nice

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Would be funny to see her lynched for treason since she is so fat, like imagine the physics and jiggle kek

Do the aussies know that if they betray us we will unleash these upon them?
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>the real October Surprise was inside us all along

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is that august ames?

Be sure to buy a little suvenior.

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Digits agree! LET IT BE SO!

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what comes first the OIG report or the October surprise?

It's incredibly easy to bully billion dollar corporations to do your bidding.

TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE KAMI

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>a month before midterms
I’m checking those digits, because this would be incredible user.

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What's he been up to?

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OIG report ETA is May.

>porn star bullied to death by leftists
>radio fucking silence

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eva lovia

I disagree with Trump's actions in Syria but I'll still vote for him again in 2020 if he gets rid of the beaners. Will he get rid of the beaners?

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For shame. This guild was founded to protect and serve Trump and the threads at their best, not to be a guild of glutinous baking.

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