My phone got Shoa'd

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Sounds like water damage OP.

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Yes is possible. I’ve experienced some fuckery lately. It might be the manufacturer/OS company rather than the feds at this point.

Yes

It's easy to put spyware on a mobile device wirelessly

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>Gif related

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you guys are literal paranoid retards. technology occasionally fucks up, you know this

Probably you were hit by programmed obsolescence, lol.

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op is a kook
nobody is collecting or selling data

>am very versed in Jow Forums related reasonable "paranoia"
>know that my pc has jewtel and tons of backdoors
>"well who cares, its not like I am doing anything sensitive and/or illegal on it that can incriminate me"
>to humor myself throw in a malware thing
>and a av
>barely finds a miner and a remote access tool
>dont bother to do the intel patches because of muh 30% performance hit
>probably should buy somekind of leenux shitbox which is also cheap but can just be bothered.

who "aware but lazy" IP sec guy here?

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>buying sam dung

you deserve it, korean shit is the worst shit on the phone market, bootloopg is worse though.

If the CIA/FBI wanted you to stop posting on the internet they wouldn't just brick your phone, you absolute retard.

Pretty much. I stay off the deep web, don't go looking for things that I don't need to look for and pretty much only shit post on Jow Forums. The FBI could sieze my computer right now and they wouldn't find anything outside of some Chinese cartoon porn and a few illegal games.

what's it like spending a thousand dollars on a phone?

Better than iPhone

Probably

I don't even have anything that bad on my phone

Shitty, especially when shit like this happens

>(((political truth bombs))) I've been dropping lately?
Very, very doubt that.

and I dont even have this "I have nothing to hide" cuck bullshit that most normies have. Christ, if I was less lazy I would get those weird android phones which have privacy things, and that weird leenux laptop in a heartbeat...but there are so many of us now...MILLIONS. They dont have enough manpower to go after all of us, so who cares.

I looked into it. I think it's the black screen of death

If you've been dropping redpills, then it's highly likely you're on a list but disabling your phone is something they'd rather not do. In fact, they'd prefer it if on so can continue monitoring you. The other more likely scenario is Samsung disabling your device as that is more likely an asian practice to hammer the nail that sticks out.

Yea probably. Just look man, the jews have a lot of power...BUT THEY ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT...at least yet. You know who else has a lot of power? Fucking chinks do? These fucking chink dye manufacturers in taiwan and their chink phones also spy. The jews have intel with their backdoors. The US gov may have given other stuff backdoors too. There are many groups outside and inside of technology who have control of segments of it. But some of it is also "Realistic" Meaning that if there is little proof for it, then most zealotlike hacker groups and dyers did not find enough of it to give it to the web. So in some sense some things are secure and transparent enough. The way the internet works right now gives us some measure of reasonable use of it without too much interference of the jew.

This internet for example right now is "neutral space" if one party tried to gain too much control of the backbones, and of the hardware, then many businesses who operate on neutrality, would resist too much. Even the ICANN takeover by the jews which persecuted anglin was of very limited attack capacity.

So yea, its not that bad probably.

I don't like Google spying on me which is why I don't like Android.

i wouldnt even say that, cheap chink garbage, isnt better then a super consumer phone company that all normies use and dont have a problem. Even a shit old iphone 4 is better then some cheap made chink trash.

> user gets an issue with his phone that tons of other people have had
>doesn't feel like googling but doesn't have friends to ask
>"Hey, I'll post on Jow Forums, to feel like I belong
>It was the Jews, right guys?
Here you go, user
thedroidguy.com/2018/03/fix-samsung-galaxy-s6-edge-plus-black-screen-death-bsod-nougat-update-troubleshooting-guide-1074069

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>I don't like Google spying on me which is why I don't like Android.
>but still uses iphone

The true phone red pill is to cut out the middle man and just buy a Chinkphone like a xiaomi. Its the goddamn same shit but it will cost you 150 dollar instead of 800 - 1200 and you won't get jewed while using the phone either. Who the fuck needs meme functions like iris recognition anyway?

>its not that bad probably

Bad regardless because I'm going to have to go a few days without a phone and may have to drop a lot of money on a new one

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So? A lot less info is sent to Google. A lot less info is collected too.

Already tried that awhile ago. Didn't work, leaf. Give it up, it's clearly the Jews.

Your phone was sacrificed to mine bitcoin. Better luck next time.

SAGE

Nope, your phone is just shit - these are meant to have very short lifespans on purpose. Be a good consumer and go buy another one to continue with your shitposting.

My apologies sir, I stand corrected clearly.

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>trusting Apple over Google
shiggy diggy

My laptop died the day after I used the sublimetext key I found in Wikileaks vault 7, and bragged about stealing from the CIA on Jow Forums
Coincidence?
Maybe

This seems the most plausible desu. Although the plausibility could also be plausible deniability.

Maybe don't buy gook shit?

>office job
>one open firefox tab is Jow Forums
>don't believe in duckduckgoym
>shitpost
>saw some edgy images while browsing same as any other lad here
>think about the possibility of getting in trouble by the gov or similar
>realize there is no fucking way for such scenario

RIGHT??

Yeah, why wouldn't you?

Your government? Probably not. Your employer? Maybe.

do a factory reset at least cunt.

because they are a natural competitor to google and google has moot on their side

>Oh no google can see my cuck porn searches!
The only reason IPhone doesn't check for that, is because you own an IPhone. They already know you're a cuck.

if you are so worried, get that blackphone or that other weird phone which costs 600 bucks. I think that they even have a baseband cpu which isnt gov controlled. Quite rare to have. I forgot the name of it...wait it was librem 5. If you get that phone, and if you connect it to a good enough VPN, the kikes will have a really huge time annoying you, you know.

for a computer, this cheap leenux laptop is good enough probably

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>Your government? Probably not.

Thought so

>Your employer? Maybe.

Fat chance. He's my cousin. He know's edgy politics is how I roll.

Your phone killed itself because it couldn't stand to be handled anymore by such a colossal faggot.

Work browsing is best browsing. These mother fuckers are actually PAYING me to browse Jow Forums.

You're the type of person who gets into PC/console debates. Admit it.
Moot's a cuck. He attacked pol and sold Jow Forums and then got a used up whore of a GF. Not exactly a role model.

Probably JIDF got ya

>made sacrifices to subvert google from the inside out
>h-hes a cuck guys
>user goes back to shitposting on his cuckphone x

No I don't. I own all 4 major platforms. There's no need for me to participate in console wars. I just think you're dillusional if you pretend Google collects more data than IPhone. Both of them do it, both of them sell that data. You have absolutely 0 proof that IPhone steals less data than androids, yet you spout it like its written in stone. I just woke making fun of IPhone fan boys. Especially the fan boys that think their company is different. Fun fact, it's just a different name and logo. They all participate in the same shady business practices, because those practices are legal and a way for more revenue.

That actually happens?

It was an S8..... only 6 months old

>((("Coincidence")))

>mfw
Jealous as hell. I phonepost on breaks, and am paranoid of people looking over my shoulder. Of course, I have a plan for if they do, but still paranoid.

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I can't even do that... It won't turn on at all

I actively avoid Jow Forums and /b/ when I'm out in public, for obvious reasons. But I have no problems browsing /his/, /sci/ etc. Basically if it follows Jow Forums global rule 3 then it's a safe thread to enter.

Except Apple does not sell your data, went to war with the FBI, does not put ads in your email, and in fact does not make money from ads at all. Apple and Google have completely different business models. You are the product to Google. Apple sells you products. This isn't a fanboy argument because I am not a fanboy for Apple. I hate Google. I'd use a different phone and am not tied to Apples' products. I won't use Google's.

Normies will see Jow Forums and assume you are a Nazi .

Normies don't even know what Jow Forums is. It'll just confuse them

Erm chinkshit with defective battery or charging port?

Are you dumb? Apple literally tells you they sell your data.
"At times Apple may make certain personal information available to strategic partners that work with Apple to provide products and services, or that help Apple market to customers."
It's literally right on their legal section of their website. Lol, did you really buy into a product without doing your research and the pretend we're the idiots. Like I said man, every company does it. You just like your cuck phone X too much, so you just live in bliss :^)

So? Like I give a shit what other people think. I'm browsing Jow Forums on my phone to entertain myself. Not them.

nope. you need a new battery.

This. Spend more money on your bricked phone. When you get your new one, make sure to also buy the $200 warranty.

I think it was maybe me overcharging it or me not using a third party cord... or it was the (((chinks)))

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Samsung does the same now.

> not exclusively using Apple products
Enjoy your Chinese/Jewish botnets and backdoors.

I may have one on this already... Don't think so but I may... Don't remember, I got it in October. May be better to just send this one in to get fixed rather than buying a new one

Well depends on model, most got safety features for it and there are only a handful of devices that are known for this shit like the S7 Samsung for instance, but then you just sell the defective device and get a new one, don't even bother repairing it.

That is not what that means. It is a catch all for third party services, consultants, and apple marketing.

It is nothing like Google which collects everything and feeds it into Ads.

You will see that catch all in every single tech product or service you use. But no, they are not all as bad as Google.

Microsoft wasn't as bad as Google either but they stopped making phones.

>Implying Apple isn't Jewish controlled

Sell for what? $50? Nobody's going to buy this shit

If you did get a warranty absolutely. Call them and raise hell. Call and tell at some dude make $10 an hour long enough and eventually he'll just send you a new one. They don't get paid enough to deal with that shit.
No, that's exactly what it means. Trust me, I used to work for Pinterest at company called Marketstar (located in Ogden, Utah if you really want to check the credentials.) We specifically worked with adds targeting on Pinterest using personal browsing data. You have no idea what kind of information is taken from you. Even on IPhone.

This unironically