Brit/pol/: Doomed edition

>Syria 'chemical attack': France's President Macron 'has proof'
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43740626

>Theresa May summons cabinet to discuss Syria action
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43733861

>Syria 'chemical attack': US weighs up military response
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43734655

>Rolls-Royce and Boeing invest in UK space engine
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43732035

>Richard Branson’s company Virgin Galactic completed a supersonic test flight of its SpaceShipTwo passenger rocket ship.
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-43675329/virgin-galactic-spaceship-completes-test-flight

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KARENPOSTING IS BACK

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sorry lad didnt notice u made this one as i made the muslim/nigger/jew edition

You know nothing of doom.

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kek
glad me great grandad got out of that shithole
now i fuck roos instead

>Aaah! Ye fookin' bastad!

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wtf im gay now

Start your day with a wee cheeky Mick pat.

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excelletn[sic]

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Need a full rundown on this

If we go to war, what disability will stop you from being conscripted?

being dead

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what a fag, thank god he's in jail

I swear this country has just been one big experiment this whole time. We're basically just a bunch of lap rats.

This

Also where is everyone? Still in bed?

Theresa May is expected to reverse the stance on the Windrush negroes today.

jimmy saville was innocent

t. jimmy saville

stop being such ironybro's, you edgy pricks. he's right.

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duh. desu id rather she just closed the border, rather than create even more bad publicity for border control like she is doing (on purpose)

The Mullahs are next

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>"he"

Being nuked

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Define it too wide enough and most people would agree, unless a stigma is attached.

Wtf? Some gay shit but that hit in the vertebra could leave him a paraplegic

Feels good being a Nord.

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its brass eye

*goalposts in paki*
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>swedish zoo culls 500 lizards by dropping them in liquid nitrogen
Sounds like something from Brass Eye or The Day Today. But it just happened.

>Julian Assange

When will you let him out britbongs? What has he ever done to you?

i rarely see any meaningful interaction between posters in brit/pol/ it's just like rigor mortis of a depressed mind

Most people are at work. Only the autists who are too retarded to work are here now.

*i'm going to work shortly*

A SOSIJ WROLL FUR A GO ON MEH FANNY. GO OAN LADS

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whats that got to do with anything

as a retarded autist i can go on here any time

he ded bb, he ded.

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This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Take my hand, let's finalise the deal.

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no.

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There's usually more interaction/discussion at peak times.

Why can't you stop kissing each other brit/pol/?

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Any more pornographic goalposts?

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Most people are bisexual.

students are gay everywhere ,

Shit/pol/: "London to New York in 10 minutes? That's impossible."
The Coalition:

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G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

OOOOOH YEAH JEZZA SEIZE ME MEANS OF REPRODUCTION

YES
YEEEEEES
SPREAD ME ALL OVER YOU SHADOW CABINET BECUASE IM NUTELLA
OOOH YES JEREMY

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looking for the nicest, whitest small town in Britain for me too move to.

Whitechapel is pretty nice and comfy

BANTER INNIT LADS

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aspergers, schizophrenic, psychotic, adhd

take your pic

*takes hand*

We got all the good ones.

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Fucking this.

>Peasant/pol/: Can I have a pay rise?
>Coalition Jow Forums:

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Fireman bloody Sam? I have no strong inclination as to how he would've voted but he was Welsh wasn't he?

bob the builder would be the most likley to vote brexit imo, fed up with all poles pushing down his wages

Berry-faces everywhere

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>Serf/pol/: There aren't any Chads in the Coalition! You're all fraudsters!
>Coalition:

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Why? You'll get arrested for hate speech or owning a butter knife. Any person who lives in the first world and wants to move here is off their rocker.

or the second world

Mary Poppins, postman pat, bob the builder and fireman sam would not have voted fucking remain

>woke up at 9 am
>browse internet on phone
>read book about Romans
>now drinking coffee in my flat at 11.30 am, planning to go to the gym, then arriving at my job at around 2 to 3 pm and staying for about 20 minutes
>if I regularly exercise and avoid junk food I think I can avoid sweating like a fat hog in a few days when the weather in London will be really fucking hot and sunny

Feels..... good!

David Brent would have told everyone he was voting brexit then vote remain

>"Y-you turned a job with the Coalition down because... they were all "faggots"?"
>tfw

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>at my job
State of Serfs.

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Now I feel a desire to stop goalposting. Stop ruining our fun, libshits.

>Serf/pol/: You're a faggot if you don't work 9-5 Monday-Friday
>Coalition:

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shut up lol

>he doesn't rule over the government and get the State to pay him over 400k a week

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>Serf/pol/: "S-s-shut up, lol"
>Coalition:

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>offer once in a lifetime job opportunity
>"shut up"
State.

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>you're a faggot for offering me a starting salary of over 400k a week

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what are you even doing

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>job opportunity
no thanks

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Big Happening in Britain

>Serf/pol/: "I don't want a starting bonus of 40k."

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>Serf/pol/: "Wait, 400k? I've changed my mind, come back!"

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Wow. Is that supposed to be profound. Didn't know there was a U in faggot.

>A major political shitstorm
>doesn't realise that the Coalition runs the political establishment

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>Serf/pol/: Stop offering me a starting salary of over 400k a week you faggot!

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>selling your soul

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>Kissing your mate because he just scored a fucking cracker
>being gaylord
Fuck my life. Le basement dweller is not a meme

>Serf/pol/: Work for a living
>Coalition

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>Serf/pol/ coping mechanisms

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>implying Applebee would be remain

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starting to become bigoted towards americans

not an argument

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nothing to do with politics just in general

kick it out lads

>towards
i hope you mean negatively

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getting there too
the tourists are the worst

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>this level of projection

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>"Hello, I would like to offer you an amazing opportunity with the Coalition! We will offer you a job with a starting salary of over 400k a week and get this, it isn't even a job technically speaking! We will literally just be putting money into your account and your Serfs will work FOR YOU! Are you interes- I'm a faggot? What? But sir I just want you to be happy and ric- oh I should fuck off too? Are you su- oh I'm probably depressed as well. Ok sir, thanks for your ti- oh I'm a faggot again. Well, alright. Goodbye I guess."

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my uncle lives in america and he brought his american gf to england for easter. I could barely contain my disdain.

Wouldn't you go for some boi pucci if your women looked like pic related? I myself prefer an ugly cunt to the hottest dick, but can you not understand these guys?

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>mfw listening to radio 4 talking about rivers of blood the other day, pic related
>biased from the start
I guess we'll just colonize space when everyone is dead ?