Get a remote programming job for 3k€/month

>get a remote programming job for 3k€/month
>move to russia or ukraine
what can go wrong Jow Forums

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lots of thingss?

you get bullied into sex with a broke ukrainian girl and she robs you or you get beaten up by the russian mafia

Lol that can happen

>Be Australian Miner
>Work overseas
>$300KAUD

I don't see what your problem is...

>Jow Forums
wrong board shashko

You didn't say the magic word.

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Bulgaria and Romania coasts are where remote workers tend to go

well you have to learn slav but it's not that hard I guess
пидop

>Romania
>coast

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*3k€/month* you are clearly delusional about how much ppl actually earn in ukraine with shadow income =)

you wont impress ANYONE in Ukraine with 3k€/month, unless you move to some village - but if u do - you ll be surrounded with ppl that most likely arent worth your while (both intellectually and procreatively)

if u dont have guts for earning illegally and dealing with ppl who earn their money the thug way even on corporate lvl - DO NOT move to ANY post soviet country. Not only you will experience dissonance because of how unfair and surrealistic everything involving money is, but also there will be no one to protect your interests, human rights, possessions and LIFE.

ppl lose money to thugs AND national (!) banks, get robed and even killed by thugs AND national police. 3k€/month is nothing compared to the income you need to have to feel safe in Ukraine and get connections to ppl that can help once things will go wrong (and hell they will as you are willingly moving to completely foreign thug environment in your hypothetical situation).

your 3k€/month mean nothing in Kiev fuck off.
your 3k€/month mean nothing in St Petersburg fuck off.
your 3k€/month mean nothing in Moscow fuck off.

chances are you ll lose the little money you have. if u are not interested in increasing your earnings, and want to move to post soviet russia/ukraine just to bang hot chicks and get a family - you wont get even mediocre quality girl as neither you have money, nor you can socialize properly (no connections in target environment, foreign language&mentality, again no money).

also moving to ukraine/russia on a bring of a international conflict (that is already taking place) is RETARDED in 99% cases.

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>3k a month
>good

Lmaoing at you third world niggers

What's wrong with it?

>Memedonia
>country

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>Living on 3k in a country where the average is 500 is not good
>Grug smart man

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Ok bigshot, I make $75k a year, can I buy a yacht and a mansion in Little Bulgaria?

why would you want too
eastern europe is a meme outside of the baltics of which only estonia is decent

Maybe get thrown in a Gulag for not working hard enough?

Why would you choose ukraine/russia when theres places like Poland/Lithuania, Austria/Hungary or czech republic

In former socialist countries corruption is a huge problem
I know many people who own 2-3 houses 5 to 6 cars. And live in bungalows but are counted as unemployed in due and thus pay no tax.. This occurs due to corruption

Move the Cluj, you can experience an awesome larp city that wants to become California tier, whilst you're there make sure you have your dildos ready because at 14:00 every day there's a soy hour that requires all white males to shove them up their ass in order to show tolerance and solidarity towards women, also make sure you pee standing down otherwise you'll offend the Reddit crowd and you'll end up getting castrated in the middle of city for your anti-women behavior, if you do those things, you'll be fine, tons of pseudo-intellectuals and neo-American leftists that you can hang with and discuss new methods of making people more emasculated.

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Idiot.

He is saying that even in poor countries, if you really want to stay where "it counts" you have to spend quite the same.

>you wont impress ANYONE in Ukraine with 3k€/month
Yeah, that's why once you arrive friends in Kiev warn against showing even 500 ruble (~$16 in 2012) bill when there are people around.
Not to avoid provoking robbing attempts but not to make freelancers laugh according to /pol shills.

Yes

sweethomebulgaria.com/en/projects/big-houses/

On 100k you can build a 5000 sqft house

quality banter

Stfu commieflag retard

The ukrainian post was utterly retarded because he was alluding to Kievian Jewish elites, like anyone will move there

Expats go for the cheap real estate, better tax and low living costs

I'm in a similar position and I'm considering moving to the Czech Republic. The house prices there are really low in remote parts of the country, setting up your own company is very easy and instantly grants you residence, the taxes are very low and the costs of living are more or less on par with Poland.

It's kind of weird. On one hand, I like my country. On the other hand, it's literally impossible to justify staying in economical terms. Plus, the Czech Republic is safer from a military standpoint, has better gun laws, and generally less corruption and retarded government officials who want to buy votes by introducing bullshit social programmes.

Is the sex good though?

I earn 15-20k/month here,would that be enough to get myself a ukr doll?

No, they lay there like a fish

I've found properties for €40,000 in rural Czech

In livable condition. Some bulgarian user who works for €5k a month said he buys a new property every 2 months

KEK is Cluj the next Berlin?

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Yeah, and that's not even cheap by their standards. It's crazy how good they have it there, and the country is actually great too.

I feel like a Canadian being pressured to leave the country for the US due to the government going full retard here. They've recently announced they're going to spend even more money to bribe the local bydlo into voting for them, I'm not funding that.

Kinda unsure about the attitude of the locals though. I mean I wouldn't be stealing any jobs - if anything, I'd be creating them. But then again some people have their prejudices or simply brain problems.

>what can go wrong Jow Forums
Well first off this isn't int. Secondly you're not going to release a bunch of raptors on the Eurasian continent are you user?

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Slowly but surely

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He was just trying to make ukraine sound tough imo

>No, you lay there like a fish
ftfy