How do Brits open boxes and packages?

Dammit, got us.

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I use pic related, it's perfectly legal to carry, pay no attention to Jow Forums memes

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WASTED

youtube.com/watch?v=g18ZZvfwTG0

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Is it non-locking? Then it's shit, but yes, legal. A Leatherman isn't legal.

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When do the Brits ban teeth? Bin that teeth.

Yes, non-locking but stiff as fuck, and there's a hole which I could put a pin in to lock it were I so inclined (which would make it illegal). Yes, Leatherman is illegal because locking knife blade, stupid really but our laws are passed so politicians can look like they're doing something rather than in any attempt to address the real cause of the problem (which would require mass deportations).

>be bong
>get into car accident
>fuel leak catches fire
>stuck in car because seatbelt
>can't own a knife to cut the belt
>burn to death
>pottery

>>burn to death

Pretty sure accidentally self-immolation is illegal here.

use a nail or a screw.... will they can.

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>Leatherman
>locking knife blade
With "locking" you mean blade in fixed position right? Leatherman doesn't do this.

You know, if looks could kill, the UK would be outlawed.

You have to press a button to make it fold back in. You can't just fold it by pushing the blade in.

gg

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My Leatherman Wave's knife blade locks into place, you need to press a thing on the back to fold it back in. For a knife to be UK legal it needs to carry the risk of folding onto your fingers in use.

>A Leatherman isn't legal

wat? please elaborate - how's that even possible?

When will you brits rise up and revolt? it is only going to get worse act now while you still have options. If ever revolution was called for it is NOW

>it’s the truth, bin that tooth

>revolt

Illegal.

BAN ASSAULT TEETH

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oi! you got a loicense for that self-immolation bruv?

So even leatherman micra is illegal? Kek.

Being deprived from these basic privileges; if I were a Brit, I'd be very envious for payback against such effeminizing system.

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I don't think the blade locks on the Micra, can't remember, I lost mine.

But you can't fold it straight into your hand, hence illegal, right?

Friendly reminder that owning crossbows is legal in the UK.

...until the end results of failed abortions in Westminster fear they could be used in a revolution.

No permit required?

It's legal if it doesn't have a lock, the bit about putting your fingers at risk was just me being facetious. Any lock will make it illegal though, even Opinel have to make a UK special without the locking ring.

When,When britbog are you gonna rise up and take back what yours

my sides

first they go to jail.

Are fully automatic knives illegal in the UK?

Pic related.

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At least you can still own a glassbreaker. Right? That's even more lethal when hitting on the skull.

Nothing will happen in this country until there's an economic collapse, people are atomised and take no interest in things which don't directly affect them. When there's no food in the shops people might start to take notice, until then we're fucked. Fortunately the country is carrying a massive debt burden, so fingers crossed.

OI BRUV, WHEHS YOUR TOOF LIOCENSE!?

Please just be a meme
please just be a meme
pp-please jjust be a mmmeme.
Dammit at this point we should just start dressing bongs in inflatable pressure suits, and floating them down the Thames as inner tubes.

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Yes, easy to justify having in the car as well, but get running if you hit somebody with it because it'll be charged as an offensive weapon. Stainless steel pens are also good (not the ridiculous tacticool ones). In Victorian times it was perfectly legal to carry a revolver or a sword stick and use it, and the murder rate was a fraction of what it is today, but apparently we're more civilised now.

where are the brits? can't they handle "le bantz?"

No

These images are an elaborate prank right?

Just carry a lockblade, as long as you are white and not dresses like a total Chav you will never get searched

Read it and weep
telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/3613174/The-policeman-found-my-penknife.-Youre-going-down-mate-he-said.html

No.

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Have you ever seen their teeth. They should bin those

Mostly by moaning and self loathing

I don't have reaction images to express my pained laughter so have some of my gay porn.

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Rrrrrrrrrrronald

Weasley

A Leatherman is illegal in the UK?
I carry that shit almost everyday for work.

>Is it non-locking?

What?

There's no "permit" for this one. You can buy and own a wide range of knives, but if the police finds one on you, you are supposed to produce an explanation. For example, you can take lockable blade to a hiking trip, but you cannot carry it in town for self-defense.

I think it's based on case law. The blade must be foldable while in use.

It is not legal to carry it without a good reason.

Dude, these cows are fucking ugly. No wonder all males started being fags.

You joke, but brits aren't far from that being reality.

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There's a statutory defence for a folding knife with a non-locking blade less than three inches long, you don't need to give good reason for that, though coppers will still often try to take them.

This is honestly too savage.

delet this

they booth look like genelets, i thought you were anglo-saxon? imagine being bossed around by the genetic runts of the litter. disgusting m8

British men aren't any better.

Bin that grin.

kek

fpbp

Can you stab the cop and claim you were protecting your property?

WEEP???
all that makes you want is fucking weep?
even to us French, that's unbearably cucked, gay and weak
let that sink in, britbong

>you don't need to give good reason for that

>implying Brits are smart enough to know anything about law

with our sharp wit.

Ok, I wrote that assuming that you had a lockable one.

usualy cops don't pack them back up after they check it for contraband

they call the neighborhoodbull to open it

pay denbts

it makes sense to ban high-capacity assault can openers by using pull top cans, but now these crazed bastards have a nice sharp can lid that they can fashion into a shank and go on a stabbing spree

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I used to do police station advice. I remember one guy who was arrested for drink driving and was questioned for half an hour about a plastic bb gun belonging to his children which was on the back seat, they took it very seriously. The very next day I was called out to a Paki with a record for robbery, the police had stopped him and searched his car and found a baseball bat and a full-face balaclava. He gave them the biggest cock-and-bull story I've ever heard, that the baseball bat was for playing baseball with his friends, and the balaclava was for if he got cold while doing so. Incredibly they let him go. I can only hope that they wanted to keep tracking him in the hope of getting him for something bigger.

Sad thing is, this isn't even very far fetched. resist... Fuck ZOG and the nwo

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Likely, the problem is the baton, which is illegal to carry.

White middle class people are a much easier target for the police, unfortunately.

I thought you could have a knife as long as it wasn't longer than 3 inches
that doesn't look like 7 inches

t. ur girlfriend

Kek

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With their keys

We need to steal some women from Ukraine or something

Lockable blade knives are legal, what are you on about lad? I carry an Opinel no.8 for cutting bits & pieces.

It's illegal unless you have "good reason" I'm afraid lad. Opinel actually make a special UK version without the locking collar, look it up.

AND the blade of a number 8 is a shade over 3 inches

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just kill me

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Your average American redneck or nog could literally kill both of them with bare hands.

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>boxes and packages

I think you mean parcels. And they usually rely on the friendly Asian deliveryman to open them.

delete this

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We can own lock knives as well, just can't carry them. I live 2mins walk from a shop that has a display case filled with lock knives and military knives.