PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALL COMFY NOW EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
youtu.be/YWtotbRHY78
>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/0dA1AHc1qP0
>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/wfKKKxtKsiA
>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
youtu.be/qIWVZs4MGd4
>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
youtu.be/vl3zdEcn__E
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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AWOO

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is this thread paid for by some trump owned pr agency?

Threadly reminder degeneracy is IMMORAL

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fuck off muslim

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Yes CYKA BYLAT!!!

Trump arriving in Miami

>abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=3

Trump live town hall soon

>youtube.com/watch?v=xG7Vp9zrW_0

How are we doing today, /ptg/?

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That feeling when Arabs and Turks have taken over what was your ancestral homeland. I don't know that feel.

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Blumpf is an Abe puppet.

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New Zyklon.

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I am the ultimate Russian hacker bot. I run on Ukrainian blood and American elections. What is an Aleppo? Beep boop.

Where's my money? I'm Awoo/Joeposting forever and I don't even watch anime.

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Skellyanne btfo
>MILFposters want this sucking them off

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That was fast.

Arabs and Turks raped the flourishing Christian near east back into the stone age, much as they are now doing to Europe

wew

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I wish, IDF said I'll get a call back and they left my dry for months. I'll try Kremlin but their site has too many spam bots.

>he doesn't receive his payment in anime figures
You're doing it wrong.

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Literal proof that shills are trying to sow anti-Trump discord on Jow Forums and ITT

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AWOO

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bullys

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threats of hell don't work from those who stick fetuses in blenders

God, this Hogg fag won’t just shut up

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Abloo~

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If you ever need to redpill a liberal on blacks, point out how they've been voting overwhelmingly Dem since 1932 despite they were the party of lynchings, the Klan, segregation and Jim Crow. As long as they get gibs (Roosevelt's New Deal started this trend) you'll always get their vote

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F

AWOOOOO

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i'm sure this is Jow Forums's real hitlist

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Aktually its paid for by the Adcouncil now.

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freez!

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The only blood I care about is Jewish blood. There is a Finn and Leaf here who will agree with this post

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>Look mom, I posted my fake discord screenshot again!

I hope the trap one bullies you into submission.

Nice plan Trump

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They're so dramatic.

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>drumpf is a danger to everyone because hes unstable
>drumpf only acts to benefit himself
>drumpf is a putin puppet
>drumpf is a puppet of israel
>drumpf is a puppet of china
>drumpf is stupid
>drumpf is a neocon
>drumpf didnt do enough against syria
>drumpf is a right wing nazi
>drumpf wants weed to be states rights

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AAAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOO

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Press F to pay respects

despite the fact that*

>Adopting a pseudo-pacifists tone to invent and then speculate on the "puzzle of the interminable Drumpf" as if he didn't explicitly spell out his entire platform thousands of times at rallies, debates, and interviews

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Do people in this thread think Plump’s mentally stable?

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How do we retake our countries and get rid of the government?
This bs is not what I signed up for.

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Wait, isn't that last one true though?

pigs get fat.
>hogs get slaughtered.

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H-hello?

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So what happened with Comey? Heard the interview was a dud.

Comey's interview condensed:
youtube.com/watch?v=3MpeaOxHhig

Press S to spit of Drumpf.

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those (((people))) can't be helped, not a single fact will change their mind cause fuck drumpf
it's not worth saving them at this point

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Catch me if you can copper!

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That's a lewd Kellyann!
It hurts to know that. They turned the descendants of ancient civilizations to minorities.
Comrade Putin didn't give me that update beep bleep.

>Not before a blue curtain

lewd

>journalism
>the only substance of your insult is a conveniently taken candid photo where she looks foolish

they wonder why no one takes them seriously

F

You already posted this a few threads ago, faggot.

using this for whenever a brainlet begins about the mystical party switch.

>Look I posted a fat guy, don't you want to give yourself a surgical wound that will require dilation for the rest of your life now?

perfection

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S

Watched Full Metal Jacket last night, movie is so realistic, dark and disturbing. R. Lee shouldve got the Oscar.

I'm impressive, he's made it a month.

which isnt a very right wing nazi thing to believe is it :^)

I love Kellyanne.

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You can divide by zero when its zero tho. Durr.

fuck off trump nigger i hope alice from monster girl quest rapes him

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>Joeposting
Your money is eternally forfeit.

If Cohen met with Russians in Prague, Trump is pretty fucked. O'Reilly said on his podcast today that it would mean the end of his presidency.

Lol they were shitting on comey up until he got fired

Pathetic.

BREAKING: NEW ABC/WASHINGTON POST GENERIC CONGRESSIONAL BALLOT POLL

-DEMOCRATS ONLY UP 4 POINTS

-LARGE SHIFT IN NON-COLLEGE WHITES BACK TO REPUBLICANS (14 POINTS)

-GROWING INTENSITY FROM GUN RIGHTS ACTIVISTS

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Except he has alibi of being in LA with his kid.

I just want Jews to grow old and face how they don't have Jewish grandchildren.

>tfw boss is sreaming with tears running down his face as he pisses on the last two years of your career
this has to be the best owen reaction of all time

Even lanklet comey said he was

I like these containment threads. Good to see all the Trumpers still denying the truth, lmao.

But seriously, stop lying to yourself about everything. Grow the fuck up.

>be democrat
>refuse to background check the people you praise publicly
>support two people who illegally violated 1st and 4th amendment rights of entire communities of american muslims

wtf im a democrat now

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F

They don't make em like they used to

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>MILFposters want this sucking them off
yes

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That is surprisingly a perfect summary.

It's incredible how he's still reaching for relevancy
>Laura really did fuck up tho

Simultaneous sip?

Have you checked the interest rates on those joe posts? They're undoubtedly eating into the profitability of your awoo posts.

A Joe post has such a negative yield that 200 awoo posts are not enough to break even

Hopefully it turns out he didn't meet, but what would happen if he did in your mind?

you can run but you can't hyde

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Dems did the one thing to save Trump from his move against bump stocks; push for an assault weapons ban.

the midterms will be 2016 all over again.
the dems have learned nothing.

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the gun hysteria seems to be dying down, which is bad for Rs. that fight needs to stay front and center.

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>MILFposters want this sucking them
You bet!

F

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anyone have the original?

He was at a ball game in L.A. with his son. Proven and has dozens of people and video footage for an alibi.

Besides it's easy enough to prove isn't it? Just run his passport history at the TSA or Homeland.

The median age for Non Orthodox Jews in the US. Is 56 - 59. You might just get your wish. Reminder we can confirm at the very least 100,000 American Jews died last year

MAGA!
BASED NIGGERS!
BASED KIKES!

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You have to keep fighting for it. Don't expect a new Hitler to come to the scene because Hitler was a product of his time. Just keep spreading right wing view points until even further right ideas become acceptable.

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I just woke up so you know it. Gotta love not working on mondays.

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Then even then, if Hillary’s allowed to hire russians by proxy to make the dossier, why cant Trumps lawyer meet russians? Basically by letting Clinton off all the hooks they’ve ensured I dont care whatever Trump has done just to spite them.

Hallie isn't quite as good as Brooke, but she's definitely in the mindbreak "it's not rape as long as I let her cum...... eventually" tier of newsfu

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>N-no... I need more minutes of Fame come back cameras REEEEEE

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