Kids playing with machetes

I got a gun so I ain't sheltered

Spartans weren't obese trash m8

One time when I was camping this kid was spinning an axe around faster and faster until he chopped deep into the calf of another kid. We lol'd

shut the fuck up, cheddar man

But you get shot up with guns worse than third world countries do...............BAHAHAHAHA

56 means you can't call anyone cheddar el monstro

doesn't mean shit to me ahmed

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>you get shot up with guns worse than third world countries do
but machetes are really your department

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You're country is darker than Cadburys chocolate m8 it fucking cuts you up inside.

I'm more worried about that piledriver the kid was about to do on his brother

He thinks London represents the whole of the UK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oooh boy Americans are fucking DESPERATE to make it look like their land of fucking death and despair is joyous.

>britlets actually believe this

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>We also have Chainsaw Tuesdays.

And Ninja star wednesday

You are salty af because it's true 56%.

>land of fucking death and despair is joyous.
I guess thats why a large group of 12yr olds from Florida could kick the shit out of the entire UK

>white kids play with machetes
>nothing bad happens, no one is hurt
>brown and black adults play with machetes
>african genocides and the absolute state of the UK

cry more, abdul

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I'm crying with laughter over the STATE of you cucks

most boys outside of cities learn to use knives and rifles at a young age.

its the reason we can make jokes about jews and not worry about muslims gangraping our daughters.

also we don't have any stupid ass TV license .

anyone in america can buy a machete for $5

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But no.... Immigration is fine, muzcucks don't kill people with out cause...

Tv license is a meme no-one here pays it.

Enjoy your murder capital of the West you fucking DESPERATE cuck

It's literally a knife.

This is redneck shit parenting but you're a sheltered fuckwit if you don't think that children can handle knives. An eight-year-old boy scout should know how to use a pocket knife.

Is this something alien in the UK? When I was a kid we ran around with BB/pellet guns, machetes, knives, sharpened sticks, and anything else we could manage.

How long before you get locked up for visiting this website? Enjoy your prison island.

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>britlet sperging out over being a britlet

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He's learning, he'll be fine. the worst that'll happen is he gets a cut and learns to be more careful. I didn't see him trying to hurt anybody with it.

Where's the problem? I only see two healthy boys play-fighting.

america > britfags

you faggots basically banned speech that makes muslims uncomfortable and arrest people over facebook posts. what's wrong with YOU?

i mean, what the fuck went so terribly wrong with your rainy/depressing cucked shithole island that that you people (all brits are morons) are at the point where you're trying to ban all pointies?

to all brits: KYS

^ please do it

Right bruv? OI! I bet those kids didnt even have machete loicences!

>you fucking DESPERATE cuck
okay muhammed.

remember to bin that knife.

Kids know shit it's dangerous also those machetes can't cut bone not even kids bone.

PS. all people from the UK are pasty bucked toothed simpletons with really bad breath, horrible opinions on EVERYTHING, a cowardly/snivelling demeanor, and the physique of a extra terrestrial who spent years living in space

hey what happened to that scottish youtuber? do you know how many years he'll be doing in prison for that shitposting?

the absolute state of britistan

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>Why do Americans do this? Wtf is wrong with them?
>m
Couldn't be any more low effort Moshe.
>saging this obvious D&C thread
Step your fucking game up 4/pol/. Real Brits want their guns back; they don't complain about Americans having machetes; they can't even buy forks.

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I carry a gun all day, everyday. I can do that, because I'm a free man. You, on the other hand, have to show id to buy a butter knife.

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Oh god! He has a spork!!!

>Filename

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I hope you like nigger dick

fuggin saved kek
>Threadly reminder that arguing between each other makes the JIDF handrub like nothing else.
>Sage slide threads, ignore slide threads, report slide threads, hide slide threads
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Yep. Learnt to shoot at around 4 or 5 amd i don't hove two fucks about no boogy men. Weather they are coons or muzzies. The 2nd amendment protects all others.

Brawling, fencing with plastic swords, playing with daddy's knives etc. is literally how every boy in the West grew up before the 2000s.

Also, IMHO, the main reason kids are such pussies these days is that they never learned how to deal with mental and physical pain. We got bloody noses, maybe broke a finger or lost a toenail when things got too rough, but even such small things harden you. When you lack playing Hulk Hogan with your friends, fencing with sticks, losing and winning fights, you will lack some very important parts of resiliency in your adult life.

This is why (((they))) fear the White man.

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>Spartans weren't obese trash m8
By modern definition, they totally were.
Shit, look at the middle ages:
>Everyone is always half-drunk because nobody drinks water, only ale
>Favourite pastime is some kind of combat sport (Fencing, wrestling, brawling)
>Everyone is always itching for fight because it's fun
And the Spartans were even worse.

There's literally nothing wrong with those kids bro.
Listen dude, those kids aren't going to be pussies when they grow up, because of what they are doing in their childhood. Also, they ain't going around the block fucking people up with their machetes.
Nah man, they're just playing around. If you grew up around chavs or other fucking inbred creatura's, you'd see the real faggots of society.

Much better these kids play in their childhood together, and grow respect, than become pussified niggas in a society which is working against them.

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You jelly that the cool kids get to play with knives?

the machete is too big for the kids but if it's dull it's not very dangerous. Hatchet is perfect for them.

don't give your kids anything sharp if they're brainlets though

did he lose a corner off his totin' chip for that one?

Nigga, you actually are thinking.
Yeah man, if we'd get some white niggas to grow up around/ in difficult situations, potentially dangerous places, I'm sure the world would fear that generation a lot fucking more.
Shit, here negros be running with weapons, anyone is ready to kill anyone for anything: these are tough times.

running through the deep woods of Vermont with machetes and guns, fishing, camping, exploring. now the most adventure kids get is deciding if they want to start HRT or not.

Ahh, good old propaganda for young mothers. Make children sheltered and stupid to the outside world, afraid of every tool, retarded, crazy SJWs produced en mass. Brave new world.

KEK

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>What did you expect lol, America loves to destroy itself.
What's funny is you fucks look at a machete and immediately think about getting chopped to bits.

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>Right bruv? OI! I bet those kids didnt even have machete loicences!
Fucking kek

At least we can have machetes, oi bin that knife

I used victorinox pocket knive to make stick bows and arrows at 7yo. Got it from my dad.

> cuts you up inside
Do you bongs subconsciously just say shit like this now:
> burns you up like an everyday part and parcel acid attack

It's not so much about there age as it is the parenting, yeah maybe at 6 you shouldn't be playing with a mechette, any kid would do that at 6 if there was nobody around to stop them, the fact that the parents let them is beyond me. When a child proves they're smart enough to handle a weapon and can be taught accordingly then I say go for it. Just because one video of an American family pops up doesn't mean it's only an American problem, besides, you guys are extremely sheltered and couldn't imagine having a gun to defend yourself.

>Don't be petty, bin that machete!

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Reported for hate speech.

God save the Queen

yeah man, fucking put em in jail.
fucking niggers, running with weapons. that's illegal! they can't do that shit.

The machete looks pretty dull. Basically just a flat hunk of steel.

I remember getting a machete, and a Mossberg 500 for my 12th birthday. God I love being an American

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